Flung a pile of dog poop in the street

Why are you even worried about this? What the fuck are your neighbors going to do?

>>35937059
Post proof I am very curious

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>>35937059
>"City police, what is your emergency?"
>"Yeah the kid next door flung shit into the street"
>"We'll be right over sir"

>>35937059
Better post a pic anon, this can be a truly serious crime. We need to assess just how fucked you are.

>>35937059
OP use the pooper scooper to scoop and swoop the poop over the wall.

Is it POOP or SCOOP?

>>35937685
>police bust in through OPs door and arrest him
>take the pooper scooper and the poop to the forensic lab to run poop dna tests and rifling tests on the poop to see if it was flung from the pooper scooper
>turns into a O.J. Simpson type media circus because OP is too short for the pooper scooper to throw the poop at such a trajectory or hold the pooper scooper well enough

>>35937201
Do you really want to be known as the man who threw shit into the street?

>>35937615
>>35937715
Okay, here's a pic. The shit spread out in a shrapnel-like fashion, with each piece of shit flattening upon impact with the pavement. It dispersed over a really wide area but I was only able to get this one photograph as I noticed my neighbor watching me take pictures of the shit and I quickly ran back inside. Did I just incriminate myself? I don't think I can bear the humiliation of being known as the neighborhood shit-tosser.

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>>35938424
attaching pic here because I forgot to include it in the original.

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Cant believe this is reaI

depending on where you live you can get fined for not picking up that poop anon

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>>35938448
>>35937059

Anon is going to do hard time for attempted bio-terrorism

This is at least 10 years prison where I live. (Australia) in Singapore this would be the death penalty. Where do you live OP? I'll check the local laws for you, I am an international lawyer specialising in prosecuting crimes of public indecency,

>>35938448
OP I used to smear my own biological poop on people's cars leaving my fingerprints and all. No one ever found out it was me.

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>>35937990
>If the poop flew too high, you must let anon get by!

>>35938448
You'd better either pick that up or move the individual pieces closes together. This is a classic case of scrambled eggs, OP. No way a dog is gonna shit 7 times in a row, one for each day of the week, hobblin' around like a drunken midget. You need to figure out your strategy and QUICK, or everyone in town is gonna find out your dirty little secret.

>>35940194
Fuck all of you for not getting my Crashbox joke

>>35940307
What the fuck is Crashbox? Is this what you're gonna say in court?

>>35938448
You better pick up that poop

>>35940333
>What the fuck is Crashbox?
You may have got trips but u still a sumbamabich

If you eat it you can get rid of the evidence, the normalshits will never know and if they try to bring you in the feces will have already dissolved.
Rename your dog for good measure.

>>35940597
>>35940333
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crashbox
Is this the crashbox you nigs are talkimg about?

>>35941384
Aint no other muh