drinking thread

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>>35936698
who is your favorite final fantasy girl?

>>35936952
I only briefly played Final Fantasy 7, then gave up when I found it boring. the only video game characters I've fapped to (in my most desperate times as an early teen) were the strippers at Desele's in Morrowind

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>>35936952
Tfw no lulu mommy gf to hold me gently to her bosom.

>>35936698
Gave up liquor for Lent. Drinking some Costco beer

>>35937080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcbernHg2T8

Why don't we all share a fap?

where do you work, is it hard? i might apply to a job at costco soon just because being only around my uncle all the time can be annoying. but today at work i rewired the 2 wires that go to the tarp motor on a dump truck, took 45 feet of wire.

the only thing about getting a job somewhere else is i dont know what to expect. i like my job but sometimes my uncle just says stupid things like once when i was using a chisel to beat something out and he was like "hit it hard" and i told him i was just trying not to hit my hand and he was like "just hit it hard if you worry about hitting yourself youll never get good with a hammer, that stuff just happens" and i hit ot harder but that kinda stuff just makes me feel kinda mad. i already feel like a fucking pussy idiot all the time.

i do like drinking but i only smoke really, i dont think it hurts my health smoking like 4 a day but i do find myself clearing my throat a lot. at work every few months if i cough much (ive always had a cough) my uncle will say somethibg like "do you still use that vaping thing" or tell me something like "you need to stop smoking getting cancer would be bad" and hell he will run diesel teucks indoors with the doors shut and once it gets smokey just turns on a fan that is on the edge o the building at the top that sucks out air. diesel burns your eyes. an i just know that if i ever did get cancer he would say some shit like "well you brought it on yourself" and that just makes me mad

that shit kinda pisses me off, am i pathetic or acting like a retard?

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South African Castle Lager
>>35936698
wait is alcohol guy in Canada?

>>35936698
Like the Bathory shirt. Like any other black metal?

What's in your classic whisky cocktail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pElGXNrCDUY

>>35936698
Nice t-shirt

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Sipping on some Redd's right now gonna switch to some Budweiser here in a minute. Landed a new trick at the at the skatepark today so i'm having a little bit of a celebration.

>not drinking a hot cup of joe at 11:00 pm

a pint of Guinness is always good

>>35937317
once i chucked a pint of cider in 20 seconds, that shit tastes so nasty i quit cider forever

>>35937404
20 seconds is extremely slow. Are you a girl or something?

Just vodka and loneliness.

>>35937404
yeah i don't like chugging that shit either. but i like sipping it slow while i browse

>>35937150
a rotisserie chicken truck company
>>35937164
nope, I'm in California, just drinking Canadian whiskey
>>35937185
rye whiskey, bitters, sugar, ice and orange peel
>>35937404
I find it hard to chug anything fizzy

>>35937080
>I only briefly played Final Fantasy 7, then gave up when I found it boring.
Go fuck yourself faggot

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>>35936698
this is where it's at
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>35936698
>was exercising and not drinking for a few weeks
>now haven't done shit for days and have had beer the last 3 nights
>still no job
fuck

>>35936698
hey, iim from alberta

>>35936698
hot buttered rum, mount gay.

>>35937993
Lol mt. Gay rum is alright

>>35936698
Oh hey I remember you, nice seeing you're still around

>>35937745
I don't like turn based rpgs
>>35937812
nice, bourbon is excellent
>>35937993
mt gay is one of my go to rums

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>>35936698
Damn you used to be such a whiny bitch back when JLH slut used to shitpost with you

>>35938125
>I don't like turn based rpgs
Go fuck yourself faggot. What is your favorite game?

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>>35938044
>nice seeing you're still around
He's gonna be a lifer.

>>35937744
>a rotisserie chicken truck company
Go on.

>>35936698
Got about 3 IPAs left in the fridge. Feeling pretty comfy on what've I've had so far.

I'm 20. How do I get drunk?

>>35938292
Get older friends

>>35936698
Ayy brother, I'm deep into rum and corn whiskey here

>>35938292
Ferment grapes under your bed

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Southern Comfort brand whiskey.

I dont feel very comforted.

fermented sugar water atm, one of my relatives is dropping off 2x everclear fifths sunday

>>35938292
Move to a third world country. Here you can see 13 year olds getting drunk regularly

>>35938292
Make prison wine.
What I did is I got a container like this, gouged a hole in the top of the lid, hotglued a rubber hose to the hole, ran that into a filled water bottle- the co2 escapes the water seal but no airborne contaminates can fuck with your shit.
In the container I poured 2 gallons unpasteurized applejuice, a cup of sugar, and some activated yeast.
In a week, it'll get you drunk.

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>>35938441
Forgot pic, this is the container.
Made a gallon a week for a few months straight, never got sick.

>>35938133
alcohol has made it easier to not give a shit
>>35938204
can't really provide more details, sorry
>>35938292
learn to trade, learn to steal, or get some older friends
>>35938441
>>35938460
sounds legit, might do this if I lose my job and can't afford store liquor

>>35938540
At your alcohol tolerance you may need to distill liquor to reach prime efficacy.
I never messed around with that shit because I didn't want to go blind.

>>35936698
>Bathory
Good taste!

>>35936698
what happend at work big guy ?

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>>35936698
Stop Drinkin Sugary Alcoholic shit

Drinking gin and lime, feeling tfw no Kate Bush gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwEjy3RDriA

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>>35936698
Nice shirt.

Kratom is my poison.

>>35939898
You stop burning down churches and killing people and i'll try.

>>35939970
Almost one month clean. Probably coming back after Easter, and damn do I miss it. I just hope my tolerance is down enough for me to actually get high again. If it isn't I'll probably quit for good and wait until I have enough income to buy real drugs.

>>35940398
i like kratom except for it turn my poop green and werid.

>>35938292
drink bleach post video

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black velvet and dark souls 3