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How did you get yellow fever?
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>>35967968
Anime helped a lot
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>>35968016
I got yellow fever before i started watching anime
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Genetic inheritance.

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Are you guys doing NoFap? Do you feel any different since you started?

I started last week and I constantly think about sex now, anything related to females gets me rock hard, and I'm slowly becoming attracted to traps now. I'm scared.
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If you are MORE attracted to traps after nofap that is a worrying sign. Like you my libido goes crazy on nofap but i find vanilla stuff exciting again, whereas when I've fapped recently only the stronger fetish stuff can turn me on.
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>>35967949
It's like my dick just wants anything at this point, it's incredibly hard to focus on anything.
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I haven't gone at it for nearly a week as well. I'm not sure how frequently you were going at it beforehand, but I'm having this effect where I think of some stuff to have a snaffy to but end up not even hard.

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>tfw my gf cheated on me tonight

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT.

Kill me.
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>>35967895
>tfw my ex-gf cheated on me tonight

There we go, fixed it for you.
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>>35967895
>Gets cheated on
>Cries about it online
I'd cheat on you too faggot
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>>35967895
My ex cheated on me 2 years ago with a literal nigger while she was on a euro tour.

I felt your pain, and I can tell you it goes away pretty quick. The benefi is you become incredibly jaded, moreso than you thought you already were.

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>"aww anon I think we should just be friends~"
>Literally tongue fucks Chad in front of you a week later

Why do females do this? Do they not realize you're still gonna have feelings for her?
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>>35967773
>having feelings for someone
Well there's your first mistake.
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>>35967773
Just because you have feelings for her doesn't mean she has to reciprocate. You're not her type. Get over it.
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This only happens to you if you're an idiot and don't realise you're signaling friendship instead of partnership. If you make it clear through your behaviour that you're not interested in friendship, you won't set yourself up for this fail every time as she will make her intentions clear from the start

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Ah white boy i stole your games from your room and fucked your sexy ass mom while you were at school
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>>35967547
Wait I have 2 dads though...
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>>35967547
Ha! I don't have a ps4!
Checkmate :^)
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>>35967547
Jokes on you, my mum is 60 and obese

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What is the appeal of Elliot Rodger? There are other spree killers yet people only talk about Elliot Rodger here.
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>>35967488
His style, basically. Similar reason as to why the Columbine shooters were so popular, despite people like Cho or Adam beating their score. Elliot presents himself like a character, some kind of tragic villain who is simply reacting to an evil society. It's fun to watch.
Personally my favourite shooter is Adam Lanza.
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>>35967488

He was intelligent, relatively well functioning for a mass killer, and relatable to /r9k/ users
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>>35967488
The manifesto and videos. He understood the importance of image. He's like a Brett Easton Ellis protagonist that escaped into reality.

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What do you think it would be like being universally desirable? (I.e. a 5/10+ girl)
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>>35967470
Easy. It would be easy.
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This picture is weird. Is she tripping? Is she seeing rainbows and shit?
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>>35967495
This.

>free compliments
>people do things for you
>people buy things for you
>the opposite sex fawns over you

It's pretty much life on very easy mode. Explains why most women are borderline brain dead when it comes to anything short of feelings and fantasy-based mental meanderings.

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Autistic girl had to spend her birthday alone cause no one showed up to her party.

Would you have gone?
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moar infoz
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>>35967429
What the fuck? Why is a female alone? Looks like my birthday's.

How would you even approach her?
>Hi, we both have autism, where on the spectrum do you land?
>If i sit with you will we have sex later?
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>Hallee
Americans and their names lol

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How long until suicide time, robots?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12659002
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>>35967388
first for no suicide
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>>35967388
In a couple of weeks time when I have the week off and I'll be home alone all day.
Wanted to wait to get a more effective method but I can't wait that long, just going to cut my wrists instead.
Mix in some alcohol and a warm bath and hopefully that'll be it.
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>>35967443
Is that a very reliable method, though? I don't want you to go through pain with nothing to show for it, anon. Maybe you could go the exit bag route?

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>waste life away and countless chances
>give up on life ready to die
>don't die because too cowardly to suicide
>get one more chance to accomplish something
>reluctantly have to do it and it's hard because i waited so long

Does anyone else feel this niche feel? I cannot take this, there is a painful feeling inside of my chest and sometimes my head feels like the hair is falling out.
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>>35967315
i cant relate but here have my bump friend
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>>35967315
Been doing nothing for so long doing anything is hard. Not motivated and reluctant to almost everything. I know the feel.
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>>35967315
Strongest feel ever felt anon. Hang in there.

Does the idea of having kids appeal to you?
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nope. i can barely take care of myself and would be a terrible father and i dont want the responsibility anyway
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No. The idea of creating a living being that has the potential to be as miserable as me seems morally wrong, so I don't plan on having any.
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Sort of, until I realize how much responsibility and commitment it takes, and how a huge number of things could go wrong such as your spouse filing for divorce and taking them away forever.

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Multi theft auto: san andreas server is live! join us!

>The fuck is MTA?
MTA is basically a mod for Grand theft auto san andreas which turns the game into a multiplayer experience

>You'll need: Gta: san andreas, 1.0 version
>the MTA mod, which can be downloaded here https://mtasa.com/
>once you've downloaded and installed it, start up MTA
>browse servers
>server name: the feels
>password: feel

and you're set! you'll find:
-bike trips
-adventures!
-gay orgies
-comfy countryside

also join our discord https://discord.gg/RnMqgHg
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It is highly recommended that you come and enjoy this.
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get the fuck in here lads
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Can I play this with my steam copy of GTA SA?

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Girls only want Ch..
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>>35966829
green card and now youtube money
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Why do people act like Ethan isn't attractive? He's a bold beatiful man.
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>>35966829
hes tall
probably

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Happy Autism Day!!

Its Our Day boys!!! The world is coming together to celebrate us!

What are you up to guys?
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>>35966795
This is a good day to remind NTs of their potential and actual normie privilege.
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It's autism day?
I'm gonna ask mommy for presents now.
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>autism day
>google doesn't change their logo

I feel left out now, they do change their logo for women and dead niggers but not for me?

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ok /r9k/. That kid thread - but with a twist.

NO generic ones, like
>that kid who hid in the bathroom during lunch
>that quiet smart kid
>that kid who killed themselves

and NO awfully specific ones like
>long ass story about a beta being chad

Just new-ish, but recognizable ones. I'll start.

>that kid who was handsome but had no idea
>that kid who always left the classroom first when class was over
>that kid who accidentally browsed sexual memes in class
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>>35966724
>that kid who was horny as fuck at age 10

that's me and dunno why I'm still a virgin ayyyy
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>>35966724
>that kid who asked me to go with him to the bathroom so he could poop peacefully

this one really happened lol
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>that girl who had cowtits at grade school
>That kid who puked on his friend during bus ride

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