Girls only want Ch..

>>35966829
green card and now youtube money

Why do people act like Ethan isn't attractive? He's a bold beatiful man.

>>35966829
hes tall
probably

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>>35966886

https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/835301897212837888

But he's pretty outgoing, still. He's Chad on the inside.

>>35966829
>tall
>moderately popular e-celeb
>youtube money
>green card for marrying him

That jew probably gets blacked on the side anyways.

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Yup.Noone claimed they won't occupy themselves with beta bux in the meantime. I bet my life she would cheat on him with Chad in a heartbeat

That's not a girl, that's a roastie.

>>35966905
>5'11''
>tall
when will manlets learn

>>35966914
I'd take that bet, if I get to choose how to end your life.

>>35966829

Hila is a neet that has never worked a day since being in the Israeli army. Ethan was born into a wealthy Jew family and met her on his travels.

>>35966950
>betting your life on a woman's loyalty

>>35966829
He's more attractive than she is

>>35966970
suuure...
originlo

>>35966962
>betting my life that she won't "cheat on him with Chad in a heartbeat"
Dems good odds nigga.

>>35967001
Whatever you say whiteknighddit

>>35966829
Wait, since when pass trans people as roasties on r9k?

Im confused.

>>35966962
>>35967033
spoted MGTOW faggot

>>35967033
Hey its your funeral m8

>>35966829
ethan has a perfect hairline

>>35966829
i mean she's pretty autistic herself

>>35966903
5'11? Seriously? I thought he's like 5'9 or something.

6'0 truly is the cutoff.

>>35966867
Fuck of Ethan. Go back to YouTube, where you belong.

Girls go for the highest value guy they can get. Ethan isn't Chad looking but he isn't hideous either, he's pretty average looking. And he is also high status due to his career and generally appears pretty alpha. So keeping that all in mind it's pretty easy for someone like Ethan to get a sort of ugly, slightly autistic girl like Hila. This is what robots don't understand. To get and keep a girl all you have to do is be the best available option she has. All girls want Chad but not all girls can get Chad.

>>35967433
>Girls go for the highest value guy they can get.
All people do that, but everybody has different values.

>>35967433
>Girls go for the highest value guy they can get
>All girls want Chad
First point is true, second point is false. 'Value' isn't universally agreed upon beyond a few basic things (e.g. wealth). Just as there are men who don't like stacies and would rather some mousy robot girl, there are women who don't like chads and would prefer average looking dudes who make them feel comfortable.

Don't believe the tinder memes.

>>35966829
>implying she wouldn't have left him already if he didn't offer her an amazing lifestyle

>>35969766
They were poor when they got married

>>35970766
>""""poor""""
As in "Jewish poor"

>>35968681

Thanks for bringing some sanity to this board, anon.

>>35966914
Is that Quentin Tarantino?

>>35966829
To be fair Hila is far from normal, she's extremely awkward and shy considering English is also her second language.

>>35966914
desu this guy is a joke. i would feel bad for her instead of getting jealous.

He's a funny, attractive, outgoing, rich internet celebrity with a gf. How is he not Chad?