Suicide countdown

>>35967388
first for no suicide

>>35967388
In a couple of weeks time when I have the week off and I'll be home alone all day.
Wanted to wait to get a more effective method but I can't wait that long, just going to cut my wrists instead.
Mix in some alcohol and a warm bath and hopefully that'll be it.

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>>35967443
Is that a very reliable method, though? I don't want you to go through pain with nothing to show for it, anon. Maybe you could go the exit bag route?

>>35967473
I don't have the money for it, plus that method is even harder now with the way they've lowered concentration in those gas canisters for this reason.
Personally I reckon the reason for a low success rate for cutting is because so many dramatic teenage girls 'tried' it and failed.

How about you anon? Planning on going soon?

>>35967496
>plus that method is even harder now with the way they've lowered concentration in those gas canisters for this reason

This has always pissed me off. If people want to die, then let them die, you fucking normies.
Nope, I'm too much of a people pleaser to hurt my family. I just enjoy living vicariously through people who do plan to find their way to freedom.

>implying all robots want to suicide

Kill yourself.

if dubbs I bot the poll

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>>35967600 l
very rude indeed

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>>35967600
>>35967711
What's uh going on here?

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>>35967534
People will always believe they are saving the world if they manage to 'save' people, even if it's just 1 person.
So basically there will never be an easy route out for us.
If I had the money I'd buy some nembutal, it's more effective, painless and peaceful. But of course, that means it's illegal and expensive.
There's plenty of suicidal communities if that's what you're looking for

I think I'm going to kill myself by jumping from a high building or in front of a train. I would've liked having a gun but it's way more complicated being a eurofag. Those methods that are the most accessible for me and causes death very quickly. But I think everyone should read that alt.suicide.holiday methods file first.

>>35967558
go away normalfagoot

>>35967388
>less than a year 89%
I wish I could bet an infinite amount of money on this not being true.

>>35967388
Hopefully I kill myself any day now but I am scared that I will live until 70 just so I can die full of regter and sorrow.

I'll be dead within the year, but I'm not entirely sure it's going to be suicide.

I'm going to be homeless pretty soon, and with absolutely no money saved up and no employable skills, I'm either going end up starving to death, dying of heatstroke, or killing myself so I don't have to suffer through either of those things.

Kinda sucks tbqh. But hey, not really my fault, I guess.

>>35970297
you could sneak into a school and kill all bullies before

>>35970374
I can't afford a gun bro.

Otherwise I'd just fucking shoot myself.
No other way I could kill them, I haven't left the house in 4 years. I can barely lift 20 pounds.

my mom was talking about this one guy who shot himslef in the head and she was like "the fool cant even kill himself right". i feel like if i did shoot myself through the roof of the mouth id live somehow. if the shells were 00 buck shot but were like 20-30 years old but in good shape would they work fine? whats the odds of being a vegetable? especially if youre neifhbors with a firestation with ambulances?

im not suicidal i just want some feedback

>>35970544
also if i did live i just know my parents and family would shit talk me and call me ungreatful do i wouldnt want to fail

but im not suicidal

>>35970544
I'm fairly certain a shotgun point blank to your head is going to fuck your shit up, no matter how bad your aim is.

I sincerely doubt anybody's ability to come back from something like that. Even if you fuck up chances are you're still dying from blood loss.
I'm not a professional or anything though, before someone else jumps down my throat or something.

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>so many in less than a year
damn thats scary. I gave myself a promise to sort my shit out before 25 or Im offing myself.
3 years left and there is no sign of improvementHelp

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I don't have a plan cause every time I try, I pussy out. So I just waste my life living like I'm dead till I lose it enough to passionately kill myself.

>>35970655
like no matter how its aimed too you think? i think as long as its not pointed forward where only your face gets it it should work right? and i seriously doubt that 20-30 year old ammo can get weak if it is in great shape

>>35970544
>>35970655
>>35970708
You're supposed to shoot the roof of your mouth

I tried to kill myself via a ligature strangulation but it didn't work out so well.

>>35970730
can it be at angle or does it have to be kinda straight up?

>>35970708
That's pretty much the only way you're likely to survive buckshot to the head. If you're using a shotgun, you'd have to be an absolute idiot to survive.

The people who fuck up are likely using pistols, where even hitting your brain isn't guaranteed to kill you.

>>35967388
I have given it some thought and come to the conclusion that I actually don't want to die. Life is pretty fucking awful but there are still things that give me some joy, I don't care if it's escapism or not.
>>35969309
This. I am pretty much certain they have never actually given the thing any real thought.

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Turning 24 this year, I give myself until 25 to get something together before I blast a hole in my skull.

Lets be honest though, 1 year won't make a difference.

So next year.

>>35970772
>people can't read the thread