Autistic Birthdays

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>>35967429
What the fuck? Why is a female alone? Looks like my birthday's.

How would you even approach her?
>Hi, we both have autism, where on the spectrum do you land?
>If i sit with you will we have sex later?

>Hallee
Americans and their names lol

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>>35967482
>Americans and their names lol

>>35967489
>Track
That one's not even a name! Bristol is at least a place-name. Poor bastard. Not that Piper is much better.

>>35967423
Last time I tried to have a birthday party was my 21st. Nobody showed up to that either. Shit sucked hard.

Would I have gone? If I knew her, yeah.

>>35967475
By the fact that she still believes in Santa at 19 I'd say she's disabled to the point of not legally being able to give consent

>>35967770
when it was my 19th bd ,no one showed up.not even my parents because the car was being repaired and there was a big storm that day

It's hard to say.

If she a massive turbo autist who would be difficult to remain friends with, I feel like making friends with her then abandoning her would probably only hurt her more.

I haven't had a real birthday party since I was like 12 years old.

>>35967489
Bang Bristol, marry Willow

>>35967818
So would her mom have to give consent, as her legal guardian? I hope her mom doesn't chaperone us, the autistic girl doesn't know a good fucking from a bad one, but the mom might say something, or criticise my technique.

Fucking mom's.

>>35968881
>Fucking mom's.
of

>>35967423
That's fucked up, what is wrong with people? You could show up to a birthday party and make a person's whole day and make them feel loved but you're too selfish to show up.
>Oh everybody else will be there
People are such pieces of shit, this is why I've never had a birthday party. I don't want to find out who really loves me and who doesn't.

>>35967489
Pipers looks like she's about to pipe a bitch

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>>35970168
she growed up a lot

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>>35970134
>I don't want to find out who really loves me and who doesn't.


feels in 3...2....1...

I mean I'm a shitty dude who will take part in HWNDU shenanigans, but stuff like this just makes me feel like a dick on a total different level

>>35970192
holy FUCK

willow really went to shit but those tits are tremendous

>>35970206
"Yay, more cake for me!"

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I want to protect her smile.

I want to keep her safe from all of the harshness of the world.

>>35970575
would you do jigsaw puzzles with her all day?

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My sister is autistic at 26 and pretty sure shes still a virgin

>>35970630
Yes, if it made her happy.

>>35970643
You have been posting this image for years.
You used to say her name was Trina.

I know this because I am an actual 26 year old autist

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>>35970575
first autist girl I've seen that looks super 10/10 qt

>>35970643
she's also a qt lad, make sure nobody ever hurts her

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>>35970677
>first autist girl I've seen that looks super 10/10 qt

I hope all those people sending her cards genuinely made her happy.

No
One
Would've
Cares
If
It
Was
A
Man

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>>35970792
>No
>One
>Would've
>Cares

you got that straight

>>35970792
that julius nigga got stuff from /b/

>>35970792
I know,
I don't like that either.

It doesn't mean I can't feel for her, she didn't make society that way.

>>35970752
you sound like you are falling for her

>>35970898
Nothing like that really, I just hope she's happy.
I'm sure socialising is a frustrating thing for her.

>>35967489
I need to fuck Bristol Palin

>>35970813
is that someone you know?

>>35970898
no, sounds like an INFP or something

>>35970813
Is that CHEETOS IN A METAL BOWL

>>35971245
>CHEETOS IN A METAL BOWL

can't hide money

>>35971245
>he wasn't so low-income that eating popcorn and chips out of that exact same model of bowl was commonplace for him and didn't strike him as weird at all upon observing the pic related

Are autistic girls the most pure thing in the world?

>>35971475
I had a moderately autistic gf, she left me (mild autism) for a moderately autistic shut in.

>>35971592
I wanr an autistic gf

>>35971636
Was quite nice, used to play video games and cuddle. Then she left me for that mongoloid, the dumb whore.

>>35971125
>I need to fuck Bristol Palin

Shouldn't be that hard. Despite being a well-known spokesperson for teen sexual abstinence for a few years, she continually rode the cock carousel and pumped out a couple of kids out of wedlock from two different hookups. Eventually, it became clear that she was such a rampant slut that she couldn't feasibly continue on with her work as a spokesperson for abstinence.

>>35970677
That autistic chick that slathered herself in peanut butter while wearing a bikini was cuter.