ok /r9k/. That kid thread - but with a twist. NO generic ones,

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>>35966724
>that kid who was horny as fuck at age 10

that's me and dunno why I'm still a virgin ayyyy

>>35966724
>that kid who asked me to go with him to the bathroom so he could poop peacefully

this one really happened lol

>that girl who had cowtits at grade school
>That kid who puked on his friend during bus ride

>That kid that put his boner in his shorts on your desk, watch porn in class, and got arrested for making child porn.

This kid called josh man. Fucks sake

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>that kid who did the virgin voice crack before speaking

>that kid who lost their passport while on the France trip
(and my school was in NA)

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>>35966752
i knew several of you
incident greentext inc

>arts class ag 10 osmh
>randomly grouped with the hyper as fuck adhd kids
>playing with play-doh
>one kid makes chicken
>makes asshole for chicken
>says he's going to put his dick there so it can lay eggs
>we hadn't had sex ed but i was autist smart kid
>tried to correct him like the retard i am
>mfw

>that guy who insulted the teacher

>>35966724
that kid who wore all black and went to school with messy hair talking to no one

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>that autistic 20yo manboy kid who couldn't stop talking about Runescape
>that autistic kid that pretended to be asleep more than 8 hours realizing he fucked up hard socially
>that autistic kid that pretended to be drunk from one 3,5% beer realizing he fucked up even harder
>that kid who used to pay his lunch bux to normies in order to have friends
>that autistic kid that unironically keep quoting /pol/ in SocSci
>that autistic kid that tried suicide but realized there were no qts awaiting him in hell

>>35966724
>that kid who did that thing which other people found weird or amusing

>>35966918
>that kid who used to pay his lunch bux to normies in order to have friends
damn..

>>35966724
>That lanky kid who grew out his mustache in high school to look mature.

>That kid who vomited in the hallway and tried to play it out.
>That kid who brought a knife to school.
>That one 6'4 fat kid in middle school who wore mlp shirts.
>That kid that fingered a girl in the middle of class.
>That same kid walking around the classroom asking guys to smell his finger.

>that kid that had a beard in 5th grade

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>that fat kid who wore camo every day and really liked hunting
>those overly enthusiastic kids that loved school and thought damn daniel was funny
>that mexican kid who always passed out snacks
>that really edgy kid who thought he was your friend
>that kid who wore velcro sandles and really liked bugs

>that kid that spent every recess talking into his locker

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>>35966934
I resorted in theft in order to pay my friends and only got arrested once, feels man :(
>>35967012
>that kid who brought a huge pipe wrench to history class

>That small kid who would always, I mean every fucking time, clear his throat before talking and then talk unnaturally low.

I wonder what his voice actually sounded like.

>>35967080
Story behind pipe wrench?

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>that kid that got his pants stripped in the middle of the shool (I guess that partly is the reason why he is so odd these days)
>that kid that put Hitler and the JQ on every PC
>that kid that put his weed inside a computer
>that fat giant kid who still had a girly voice at 18
>that kid that got his important documents frozen solid at school
> that girl who was a bigger man than all guys combined
>that 16 year old kid that dated a 21 year old girl (i'm still quite unsure why she picked me desu)
I miss those days

>>35967106
Absolutely nothing, just in case I get attacked for doing something too autistic I'm unaware of.

>>35967133
Why didn't you carry a knife? I mean I'm not the one to talk because I brought a fucking trench knife to school everyday before getting caught.

>that asperger kid who refused to read out loud in class

>>35966724
>that kid who sucked ink out of a pen and spat it on the guy in front of him

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>that kid that noticed girls gave him attention 4 years too late

That kid who goes to the urinal and jerks his dick a little so he looks bigger in grey sweatpants.

>>35967160
Because I just wanted something big that could inflict large amounts of damage.
Plus knives above a certain blade length is illegal for civilians to carry not because I cared or anything at that time.

>chad kid who grabbed the teacher's ass and she started to moan in front of the class
>chad kid who dated the hottest girl in class
>chad kid who drove a motorcycle to school

>that kid who grabbed the titcow cowtits on a dare

and never did anything sexual after that...that was me

>that fat autist that went on a rampage and closed half of the school
>that kid that made a genuine death threat
>that kid who wore a gross leather jacket
>that kid that had literally no friends, ever
>that kid that got naked when changing for PE
>that kid that didn't hit puberty until 17
>that kid that was both creepy and a midget
>that fat kid that was always trying to pull
>that kid that hated girls
>that one black autist
>that kid who asked out a girl several years younger than him

>that kid who constantly pulled down his pants for no reason

>>35967539
>>that kid who asked out a girl several years younger than him and succeeded
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35967539
>that kid that got naked when changing for PE

uh-uhm what is wrong with this

>>35967539
>that kid that got naked when changing for PE
I was literally the opposite of that. I never dressed down for PE. I always just did everything in my jeans no sweat

>that kid who allowed half the class to touch her boobs in secret
It made a lot of weeby loners happy

>>35967691
i mean i could understand it if you wore sweatpants usually or something but fucking jeans?

what did the teacher/other kids say

>that kid who had terrible dandruff and wore black shirts and refused to brush it off

>>35967729
probably "this dumbass is going to chafe his balls

>>35967691
>
and then there's this guy. i don't even have a face for my wat

>>35966918
>>that autistic kid that pretended to be drunk from one 3,5% beer realizing he fucked up even harder
Stop reminding me of that incident.

>that kid who puts ketchup on his pizza
>that kid who thought he was cool because he was eating cup noodles instead of school lunch
>that kid that licked what he owned
>that kid who had acne dried skin on his forehead and smell like shit
>that kid who's forehead looked like a cliff
>that kid who looked like that super mario world lava t rex
>that white kid who acted edgy and had ugly teeth
>that fat kid who was friendly to everyone and beat up a skinny dickhead chad
>that kid who rocked a mullet/rattail to school
>that kid who always played games in class
>that Mexican kid that always had Mexican candy
>that kid who sounds normal talking and but sounds like a 16 year old girl laughing when he laughs
>that kid who died from car surfing
>that kid that everyone didn't like for some reason
>that kid who was always in the last stall in the bathroom
>that kid who still used a locker in high school
>that kid that rocked a bowl cut one time

>>35966724
>that kid that hid every negative feeling with an edgy joke because he hung around dumbasses

/me/

>>35966865
That was me

My precalculus teacher was such a cunt

>chad kid with tattoos and his own apartement

>that smart kid that would regularly come to school fucked up on Xanax and other benzos and embarrass himself every time

>chad kid who even the teachers wanted to be friends with that therefor got away with everything

>that kid who got arrested for armed robbery

>>35967958
best post of the thread

pizza spice

>that kid who listend to vocaloid on speakers
>that kid who watched anime on his pc in class
>that girl who was a bimbo at 14
>that kid who was a real lolicon
>that girl who was a loli

> that kid who tears paper up maniacally and throws the pieces in the air while laughing

Wound up being my best friend. We still hang out every Sunday

>that kid who brought a gun to school to show off to his friends

His name was Chadwick and it was a shitty .22 revolver.

>>35966724
>that kid that taught the entire class what sex was by running a sex simulation on some human biology prgram the classroom computer had

That kid was me

>>35968195
did you go to school at anime?

>that kid who noticed i was unhappy so he sent me porn

3 years later and i still don't know what to make of that moment

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>>35968432
Wish it was at least then the lolicon wasn't kicked out of the school because he had some pics on his phone

>>35966724
>that kid who made Nazi Brony fanart, almost raped a girl, and tried to make a staple gun

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>>35968520
What happend to the kid?

>chad kid who made out with a 10/10 in the hallway every day
Not even always the same.
Nice guy though he hardly noticed us commoners

>>35966724
>that weird kid that screamed at everybody and ran around the class room

>>35966724
>That kid who would always run towards you or the cool kids to try and be their partner

>that kid who slept through almost all his classes and occasionally woke up to angrily respond to something somebody said

>>35968483

that's a nice gesture at least - i got bullied for being depressed at school and by my parents, so i guess:

>that kid who gets bullied for being depressed and everybody's parents won't let them hang out with him

Stretching the rules a bit.
>That Russian kid who didn't say anything to anyone, threatened to sexually assault multiple girls on Facebook and got expelled.
>That kid who clung onto your leg crying during lunch in the library while you sat there playing Doom II

>>35966904
I'm in uni and this is me. Its not because I feel anxious or lack confidence I'm just disinterested in most people in my uni.

>That small kid who would fight anyone and everyone and would win on most occasions

>>35968764
Brother, we shall bond over our lack of interest in humanity.

>That kid that would say "reported" to you IRL

>That kid who had a foreign accent even though he had never left the country.

>Those 13 year olds who watched high school DXD in the library

>That fat kid who lost a lot of weight over the summer and gained it all back over the winter

>>35968800
>>35968888
Dubs and quads on the same day. I'm on a roll

>That kid who got told to stop hacking when he was writing a batch script in school.

>>35968803
You're not my brother, bro

>>35968970
One day, we shall be.

>>35968958

this actually happened to me. it was the engineering teacher who caught me and he was pissed. he told the dean that i should be suspended but he was black and didn't understand a single fucking thing about computers so i got off with nothing. the IT department deleted my scripts but they were in the recycling bin the next time i logged in

>>35966724
>that guy who is too stupid to realize he is being manipulated and bullied
>also same guy who accidentally destroyed the wall clock in the other

desu i feel bad for him now

>>35969015
Ah, I haven't thought about this in 20 years or so. Wrote some little program in c that wrote out my ultra cool elite hacker handle and stuff and stuck it in the autoexec batch file. Like a 1-3 chance of it working on reboot.

Most amusing part was watching someone try to take it off -- using this god awful line editor called edlin. If you have vi you'll absolutely hate edlin.

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>that kid who would always change in the bathroom rather than the changing room

>that Russian kid who was legal age to buy cigs and sell them to anyone willing to pay
>that black kid who everyone called dirty but he was actually clean and a closet weeaboo
>that kid who had an edgy communist phase
>those kids who always sat at the back of the bus and cut up the seats
>that kid who held conversations with the bus driver and considered him a friend
>that kid who could only write in cursive otherwise his handwriting was absolutely illegible
>that kid who got baited almost daily into fighting chad and his friends and then actually cried afterwards
>that kid who wore milsurp and wanted to be an army ranger (to his credit it really helped him stay in and finish school, he also achieved his goal.)

all I can remember for now, it's been a solid ten years.

>that kid who would tell the substitute bus driver where to stop

That kid was my hero

>that kid who faked voice cracks

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>that kid that stealth fapped twice
>that other kid that wasn't so good at stealth fapping and used his jacket to "conceal" his act
>tfw the 1st kid was you and you will forever be proud of pwning a normie

>>35966724
>That kid with an ugly taiwanese chink wife who ended up getting murdered for being an annoying shit stain.

>>35967038
>that mexican kid who always passed out snacks
I wish I had one of those, what the fuck.

>that quiet kid who everyone guessed to be smart during the first few weeks but turned out to perform worse than everyone else and eventually dropped out and became a 30 year old NEET virgin loser

>that kid who gets off on peer pressuring people to break the rules with him

>that kid who speaks in a white trash accent despite living in a multi-million dollar house on the town lake and driving a BMW to school

>that fat ugly stacy who gets to be a stacy despite being fat and ugly for some reason and is a bigger bully than any of the other stacys

>that girl who is the token down syndrome cheerleader and somehow a bully too - and who shows up at the party for 30 minutes with her mom as a chaperone because the stacys thought it would be a cute thing and everybody has to hide their cocaine and pretend to be sober

>that couple that "break up" all of the time because they're both trying to do better but then "get back together" after a month or two of realizing that nobody else of a higher social status wants to date them

>that kid that the entire school collectively bullies who is actually sort of nice (albeit weird) and earnestly tries to connect with everybody but nobody wants to be seen being nice to that kid lest they become the new collective bullying target of the entire school

>those girls who are stacys and flirt with and sometimes have sex with the teachers to get out of trouble and improve their grades

>that kid who already owns his own small software engineering company and buys a luxury car with his own cash

>those chads who don't give a flying fuck about grades or not getting suspended/expelled because they're going to work as VPs at and eventually inherit their dad's company anyway

>those kids who were actually white trash and got to be chads and stacys because everybody at the school is rich and poor people are exotic and interesting

>that kid who smelled every single day but nobody said anything
>that kid who tried to stealth fap but made it really obvious
>that kid who hid in the bathroom stall during lunch and people caught on and talked about it
>that kid who farted a dozen times when we did crunches during gym
>that kid whose fly was always unzipped


you have it better than I, so quit complaining

>>35969189
>that kid who wore milsurp and wanted to be an army ranger (to his credit it really helped him stay in and finish school, he also achieved his goal.)
made me happy

>>35969466
>those girls who are stacys and flirt with and sometimes have sex with the teachers to get out of trouble and improve their grades
Is this just a guess or are you serious? Story?

>>35969522
this seriously happened. nobody ever got caught but of course people talk (and i was friends with the schools biggest gossip) - i suppose they could have all been unwarranted rumors but that isn't the kind of shit people usually make up

>that kid you invited you to the bathroom so he could show you his dick
I still think about that kid, apparently I told my parents about the incident and they thought I was molested by a janitor.

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>>35967221
I never asked for this.
God damn it.

>>35967038
>>those overly enthusiastic kids that loved school and thought damn daniel was funny
You have to be 18 to post on this board, reported.

>>35966724
>that kid who plagarised every single joke he heard from someone and used it all day every day in the most irrelevant situations

>That kid who brought two knives to school and tried to stab someone in the leg
>That kid who would stand next to you every lunch break and tell you in great detail about the plot line of whatever he watched on television the night before
>That clique of openly gay kids who all got in relationships with each other
>That Chad who killed himself
>That girl who became pregnant but came back to school to soon to have given birth, so obviously had an abortion
>That kid who tried to fight the teacher in the schoolyard
>Those kids whose parents came to school and started fighting
>That kid who made a YouTube account when the site was newly established and went about recording everything with a camera
>Those girls who set fire to some tampons in the bathroom
>The lovebirds who were caught having sex

>>35969511
He is/was a pretty cool guy. Chads always (expectedly) gave him shit for the look but after the first couple months he ignored them and ended up proving himself.

And for some further contributions to the topic:

>that kid who was some sort of goth/edgy fucker with fishbowl blue hair who made a duct tape trench coat and messenger bag and took commissions
>that Jewish kid who took offense to literally anything that referenced Naziism, even history books
>that white kid who was still rocking a bowl cut and smelled like gym socks all the time, resembled a mop as time went on and was always dating hamplanet weeb girls
>that kid who drew veiny cocks all over everything (and everyone)
>that kid who always jumped to be an escort to any stacy who had an injury enough to warrant being able to use the elevator
>that same kid who would let you ride along when no one was looking

>>35968067
Knew 2 of these, probably more if I went through the trouble of combing through yearbooks, robbed a cab driver at knife point together.

>that kid who brought alcohol to school in water bottles
This was me if we're being honest, getting tipsy with friends in middle school was fun.

>>35968800
I was that kid, but fights back then weren't really fights, like your hit the guy once and he'd want to stop or it was a competition to see who could get who in a headlock first.

>>35966752
>Dat kid who started jacking off and could cum at age 7,5
>he was black

>>35966724
>NO GENERIC ONES
>Posts generic ones as an example

>>35969829

really? was this like a nationwide thing or just your school?

people died in fights at my school, they weren't competitions they were death struggles, ruthless, involved a lot of stomping on kids heads

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>>35968835
That was me. I live in Ireland but used to have an English accent. The English accent was bullied out of me in primary school. It still occasionally slips out for a few seconds when I'm talking.

>>35968300
>chadwick
>chad
>ironic af

>>35969027
room (forgot to type)

>that Indian kid who would always give you snacks because he he felt self-conscious

>that kid who always asked someone to come with him if he had to go anywhere

>that half-asian ultramegachad who befriended you for some reason

>>35970001
the fuck kind of country do you live in

>>35968929
make a wish faggot

>>35970690
I'm guessing brazil

>that kid who tried to do a vertical wall run into a backflip to escape a police officer's grip and got chokeslammed face first into the concrete

>that kid who would bash his head against a tree when he got upset

>>35966724
>that kid that tested the school safe outlets to see if they actually worked

just said 'hey look' and shoved a fork in there

>that kid that never changed for PE so he sat against the gym wall everyday in his clothes
The guy was in reasonable shape too. Just a complete lazy and stupid fuck. I always hated these people that just fucking sat out and wasted their time everyday.

>>35970889
what the fuck did he die

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>>35967893
It was one of these Danish crap, it was even a 33cl :(

>that kid who had a visible erection in the shower
>that kid who squealed loudly when he was angry and because it was a funny noise people would bait him to do it
>that kid who always was weirdly physical with one particular guy and would always wrestle and tickle him in a weird way making everyone uncomfortable
>that quiet kid who was weirdly passionate about one specific thing and would only talk about that thing and that thing alone
>that rebel kid who bragged about drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and who was a manlet and tried to fit in with the older kids
>that kid who could draw really well and during art class everyone would just stand around him and ask him to draw cool pictures
>that kid who made a teacher cry
>that kid who got beat up and then tried to get revenge and got beat up again

>>35971058
i think i made 2 teachers cry in middle school
i was a fucking asshole lmao

>that black kid who came to school high and judo tossed the security guard and broke his arm
>that kid the raped a girl with two other guys
>that hot girl that bragged about hanging out with college kids and trying cocaine
>the pregnant whores that walked around school
>that band teacher that got caught by the janitor getting his dick sucked by a student and ran and hid somewhere in the school
>that english teacher that got blacked by a varsity basketball player
>that teacher that got escorted out of school in handcuffs because he banged a student
>that teacher that would show up to high school parties

>>35968024
>that kid who got recorded pretending to be high on benzos in class
please end my feels

>that kid with a weird fetish that used to piss on peoples bags

>>35969189
>>that kid who got baited almost daily into fighting chad and his friends and then actually cried afterwards
but did you cry yourself to sleep dreaming how you would commit a pre-historic Elliot Rodgers on every middle school Chad using a stolen chainsaw you stole from the local wood workers?

>that kid who got chased with a fork by his classmate

>>35971119
>security guards at school
What country do you live in?

>>35968613
He was an autist, so they simply put him in the Special Ed. classrooms for the rest of public school.

Apparently he buried his staple gun on school grounds, so some of the stupid kids would go at night and destroy the football field to find the staple gun.

>>35971361
Chicago suburb. My highschool had 3000+ students.

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>that kid who ate his school lunch noodles with mayonaise

Hahah that kid was autistic as fuck. GladnI'm not him hahaha

>>35971361
Isnt it normal to have security guards at school? Mine had at least 2-3 people for every corridor/hall

>>35967777
WITNESSED

ebin

>>35971361
Most American schools have security guards because of Columbine and Sandy Hook and shit

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>>35968832
I am Iaughing.

>>35971058
>that quiet kid who was weirdly passionate about one specific thing and would only talk about that thing and that thing alone
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DELETE

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>>35971119
>that whole post
Americans

>>35970883
>that kid who got upsett and kicked nettles barefooted after he lost a park

that's gonna be my uncle soon, i think

>>35966724
>that kid who bragged about eating his cum

>>35966724
>that kid who copied every opinion from chad in order to look cool

>that kid who choked on water and then threw up

My school was full of retards

>>35971087
greentekst?

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>that kid that only had 1 friend and even that friend was a complete autist and everyone could tell that he didn't want to hang out with him but didn't have a choice
that was me

>>35971361
USA here mine had security guards, dogs called in on occasion, and the bathrooms were all locked during class.

>that kid who played on the roof during lunch time at school

>that kid the entire class hated and shunned only because he didn't follow fads and stood true to himself for years
>that one kid everyone tried to emotionally abuse but showed no signs of cracking
Some people eventually did apologise to me for this, but years of hiding misery takes it's toll.

>>35972033
>that kid the entire class hated and shunned only because he didn't follow fads and stood true to himself for years
>that one kid everyone tried to emotionally abuse but showed no signs of cracking
Yeah bro. Keep telling yourself that :)

>>35972069
Well I made a kid cry because he tried to say shit about my mother but his is dead, so I said something akin to "my moms all that but at least I can hug her still."

But really it's not like I can provide proof to you but I've been hiding emotions for years.

>that kid who dated a Czech person with multiple personality disorder
That was me

>>35972222
>that redditor who doesn't understand the thread

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>those kids who tried robbing a gas station during a walkout but were caught almost immediately because one of them dropped their wallet at the scene

Also, holy shit check out my captcha.

>>35972033
No, they most likely bullied you because you were a weirdo autist and didn't even realize it.

>>35972416
>still has the refresh marked from refreshing
>refreshs captcha until gas stations appear just to make a my captcha post
>thinks anyone cares about le meme magic xDD
Kill yourself reddit. For real. I hope you die.
Just fuck off

>that kid who read out loud at 1 word per second and made it a living hell to listen to him read 1 paragraph

>>35972440
Not even. Don't have autism, just never hung out or anything. Parents were strict so I just went home after school. Didn't care for sports or anything either. It's probably because I was small, 5ft flat in 2nd year and looked 12, so an easy target. I am now 6ft so that's not a problem anymore.

>>35966724
>that kid who physically fought with his dad because his neet ass didn't want to do chores since he was "in love" with a happy go lucky lesbian so he moved with his mom who also wanted him out so he moved in with a friend and it soon became apparent to said friend that he is a greedy piece of shit
I was not that kid.

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>>35972413
>that redditor calling someone else a redditor

>>35967038
>that kid who wore velcro sandles and really liked bugs

Sounds like a cool kid desu.

>that kid who was over enthusiastic with questions during sex ed

>>35969585
I think some definitely make shit like that up.
I knew a Stacy in HS who did this and then went to the cops once she "realized it was abuse" (gravy train ran out, friends mocked her, whatever made here go from slutting for favors to self-righteously ruining a life) She was 18.
>>35969466
>>that kid that the entire school collectively bullies who is actually sort of nice (albeit weird) and earnestly tries to connect with everybody but nobody wants to be seen being nice to that kid lest they become the new collective bullying target of the entire school
I got why it wasn't safe to be nice to me, I didn't blame the people who weren't spearheading it; I appreciated when people made attempts to make me feel human-ish

>that completely normal kid who makes friends with autists

>That kid who was seen running on the school building rooftop.

>>35966794
she on facebook?

>>35967273
Only time I ever touched my teachers ass is by hugging also I think she felt my boner. Im still a lonely virgin to this day.

>That kid who always brought all his yugioh decks to school.
I did manage to steal two of them.

>>35969361
post obituary

>That boy who was into our male teacher

>>35967985
Feel ur hawt kawk boii

>>35971482
or a cop in the school

>That kid that everybody feared would shoot up the school
>tfw that kid was me

>That kid who screamed he would revive the Roman Empire one day, and wore Roman Lorica Segmentata to school in order to prove how serious he was

>that one autistic kid who pronounced "organisms as "orgasms" in biology and got made fun of for months

>>35967120
>giant kid with a girly voice at 18
WHY DOES EVERYONE EXPECT TO HAVE THE VOICE OF A BIG GREEN MILE NIGGER GOD DAMN IT

>>35967765
GLAD that wasn't me

>>35966724
>that fat little kid who trembled like he was orgasming every time he made a special attack on the arcade

>that kid who had the orange jansport warbag
>that kid who ran a fight club during recess
>that kid who brought blunt tobacco to smoke in wrapping paper behind the portable classes
>that kid who brought a black corner store bag to school and tied it around his head with a red headband and pretended to be liu kang (shrieks and all) (he made naruto and sonic runners hide in shame)

>that kid that brought cap guns to school.
>twice
>in the same day after his first pair were taken

>that kid who was 100% on about hygiene
>that kid who was "muh dads a soldier"
>that kid of one race who acted like another

I knew this chick in high school who was black but was a complete weeaboo. She was a slut too, got caught blowing a guy once and caught in a gangbang the next year. She had a crush on me too but I knew better. She always talked about how "no man treats her right" too, and that made me cringe.

>that kid in the gay relationship with his teacher
>the retarded kids that nobody respected
>that kid that had an abortion
>that black kid that was immediately implicated when staff started smelling pot in some areas
>that kid who was actually an undercover cop in a fucking middle school

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>That kid who asked the ugly girl on a date during lunch

and got shut down in front of everyone

>That kid who went full autismo and threw away the big titty jew girl's phone number because he thought she was just fucking with him

>That kid who turned down the hottest girl in school when she asked to borrow his jacket because he thought she was just fucking with him too

"nah, im cool"

I was such a dumbass

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>that kid who constantly had the chance to fuck stacys but was too much of a pussy and everyone thought he was gay

>that kid who routinely made new friends and estranged himself from them just when they became close

>that kid who fell in love with a girl on skype and then got depressed for 5 years

>>35968195
>girl who was a real loli

Me!

>>35966918
>>that kid who used to pay his lunch bux to normies in order to have friends

Oh god this was nearly me when a guy I wanted to stay friends with said he would only hang around with me if I gave him 50 pence every time.

>That girl who got knocked up and had a kid at 13 to some guy she was dating in his 30s yet nobody batted an eyelid at this

>that rich chinese kid who got expelled for trying to bribe a teacher

Elementary school were the best years of my life.

Knew everyone in my class, had birthday parties and halloween parties at my house and tons showed up.

I loved organizing things, I would even buy prizes and hold raffles in front of the class just for fun.

Loved going to school, just to talk and have fun with my friends. I was a huge trouble maker, did a lot of fucked up shit and pissed of a lot of teachers, especially the subs. It was a lot of fun, I miss those days so much.....

My grades were shit, but my social life was top notch, everything fell apart in high school. (no middle school in Canada)

>>35968800
Me, mostly just won by Anger and Willpower, so you always need good reason to beat someone up, I was even the only one to use elbows, knees, etc. Wasn't really that small, just a bit skinny, sometimes slightly smaller/shorter than the one I fought

>>35974607
>He wants a GF who got puked on

>>35966724
>that acne ridden punk/goth kid that wore a jacket with fucking spikes on it

>>35969781
My best friend did this and he got caught and was expelled, I really miss him.

>that kid who got yelled at in front of the whole class by the teacher for no reason because the teacher wanted to buy some time

>>35966724
>that kid who's boss key fucked up at the worst possible moment

aka me

>>35981987
Holy fuck dude, fuck that asshole

>>35967958
>>that kid who sounds normal talking and but sounds like a 16 year old girl laughing when he laughs
Oh god, that was me.
In fact my voice has always been pretty deep but i laugh like a woman.

>that kid who used to be a weeb and your best friend but puberty made him a Chad and he stopped talking to you.

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>>35966724
>that girl who had to be rushed to the ER regularly because she fucked up her body with drugs/alcohol
>that kid who dropped out and rode a motorcycle
>that tard kid who thought he was a dinosaur, and got a bj in the woods from another dino yard girl whilst roaring
>that kid who shit in the urinals
>that kid who was an actual genius
>that kid who completely changed personality in a few months
>that kid who almost installed tf2 on a school computer
>that kid who wandered around the halls at lunch because he had no friends
>that kid who couldn't read in grade 3 and smelled like poop
>that kid who always screen peaked always and ran up and skipped the legendary ending for halo 3 that my brother and a friend had been working towards for months

>>35966724
>that kid who was always either drunk or high since he was 13 years old
i-it was me

>>35983470
>that kid who almost installed tf2 on a school computer
Only after getting assaultcube on.
I tried diablo 2 too and almost got expelled for frying the bios

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>>35983470
>>that kid who wandered around the halls at lunch because he had no friends

>>35981632
shut up neckbeard

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>>35969466
>>that kid who gets off on peer pressuring people to break the rules with him
Worked everytime

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>>35967120
NORMIE
NORMIE
NORMIE
GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>35966724
>that kid who was semi-handsome funny and smart but browsed r9k so saw himself as a loser

>that kid who never had to go to most classes just because he was confident at his abilities

>>35966724
>that kid who would stay in the washroom for ten minutes.
>that kid who was covered in a thicc layer of grease.