>tfw too much of a skelly for a plus size gf
>>36103922
Fat girls love skinny guys. Just do it.
>>36103922
>tfw no skinny jap gf to make a pocha girl
Is plus size the most patrician fetish?
Also original bump fro thread cause I want more phatties
What's everyone feeling tonight? Whats making you sad?
>>36103857
having to find a new job, gonna suck
>>36103857
Feeling decent today, luckily.
Just the usual lonliness and antisocial feeling
>>36103857
had a productive day today so not feeling all that bad. have a good one m8
How often do you guys shave your beard?
once a month about
>>36103856
Generally, about every 4 or 5 days. I look best with some stubble.
>>36103856
Shave? Five-six months in the winter, monthly trim thru summer.
>finally get job
>shitty office job
>move from cold calling people all day to actually getting a salary and non sales tasks
>thinking about moving out of parents
>yesterday happens
>sitting near new big-butt cold calling slut built for sex
>saw he plenty of times and fantasize about her
>on that day i heard her fart in her chair
>she gets embarrassed and says excuse me, goes to bathroom
>while she's gone i assess my surroundings, get up, and bury my face in her chair and start sniffing
>the cloth seat is warm and inviting, her musk is lingering, and the smell of her colon sneaks in to sting my nose
>not sure how long i do this BUT
>coworker across the aisle i didn't notice sees me
>hot chick comes back and lingers at the end of the hallway, pretending to be distracted, clearly embarrassed
>i see what's going on around me, stand up and go back to my seat
>i make a comment that i thought i dropped something by her desk
>no one makes eye contact with me or talks to me
>i leave early, go home and scream into my pillow for an hour
This fucking whore might have ruined me. Should I just quit?
saved the pic, thanks dog
>>36103807
they won't fire you just for sniffing a chair. The most they'll probably do is relocate you to another cubicle
>>36103807
Yeah, if you want to draw unemployment.
I knew I was going to be fired and still went in but left without letting them actually fire me and couldn't get benefits
Want a taste, anon?
>>36103760
Nigga thats satifi af
This gave me ASMR
Anyone ever had to apply lotion to your grandmother's foot as a kid? Shit was smelly.
>intelligent, attractive, talented females will never like you
>even if they did they'd be too good for you
>not wanting a dumb, ugly, easily manipulated gf
>>36103740
>thinking you don't have to be marketable to appeal to the best women
>not improving yourself and making *them* work for *you*
>>36103779
for what purpose
>>36103779
>having low self-esteem
DUDE GO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEE SHIT LMAO
IT LIKE COMPLETELY CHANGES YOU
HOL UP. GOTTA POST THIS PIC ON INSTA LOL
What exactly did you expect to accomplish with this thread?
>>36103803
he made fun of modern culture
go fuck yourself reddit faggot
>>36103824
you sure told him blox
>open up to therapist
>it's my first time opening up to anyone outside of my mum
>completely vulnerable
>letting everything fucking out
>the divorce, the depression, the anxiety
>I get teary-eyed and start to get tears rolling down my cheek as I explain everything
>really nervous
>all I want is to have someone listen non-judgementally and share their perspective
>I finish
>silence
>she grabs a sticky note and start writing something down
>hands it to me and tells me I should buy a particular self-esteem workbook and start working through it
>"Ten Days to Self-Esteem"
>are you fucking kidding me, that's it?
>session ends and I leave feeling even more empty than I arrived
It was an awful feeling. The feeling that nobody really gives a shit about you, not even therapists. I can't speak for other people, but am sorely disappointed. I expected a little bit of empathy or anything really, but I got absolutely nothing. I don't know if I want to go back.
Sad thing is, I've received far better insight here from random anons than I could ever probably hope to get from a therapist.
>>36103719
>she
>female therapists
oh my god anon are you serious right now
I always wonder if it would help if I talked to a therapist. I talked to one once and realized she was just getting through her work day. >"How's your relationship with your father"
wasn't gonna tell that bitch shit
>>36103719
>going to a female therapist
you got memed, never, ever do this.
is 18 too young for suicide?
>>36103700
No it's not, I'm 26 and I wish I did it earlier.
>>36103700
Yes. There's time left for it to get better
>>36103752
When would you say time's up? 25?
hey anon
i went and got my septum pierced today
what do you think about it?
>>36103691
septum piercings are degenerate get out
>>36103691
I don't boost the confidence of trannies
>>36103691
I don't like it.
Also I would pick the one on the left everyday.
Were you a /devilish/ kid?
>Tell mommy I'm going for a run and I want to get fit for sports day
>Actually not in any events for sports day nor do I plan to go
>And instead of running I buy pringles, mountain dew and doritos
>Mommy had no idea
>used to tell mommy I missed lunch at school so she'd get me a kids meal from burger king
>didn't actually skip lunch
>"come smoke weed with us, young anon"
>"heh, I don't need to do drugs to feel good, you guys have fun"
>go home and do drugs by myself
>girl I fancy asks if I have a girlfriend
>say yes
>don't really have girlfriend
weeeeeewwwww I'm bad
>>36103683
>ask Mommy for $10 for Pokemon cards online
>"Aw, sure honey, here's my card"
>Add $10 to PayPal account from the card and give it back to her
>Buy some weird giantess vore porn
>Her card statement will just say PayPal deposit
>Mommy had no idea
>>36103683
>Mom asks "Hey, how was you're date today?"
>i say "it was great!"
>it was actually horrible!
Haha! My mom will never know!
Am I too fat, /r9k/? 4'11" and 23
>>36103619
would suck the farts form your ass, baby
i'd blow raspberries on your tummy desu
Not really. Small tits though. Im attracted to you.
How do you guys know if people are laughing of you or with you?
If you didn't say a joke or you're not laughing, they're laughing at you; no exceptions.
>>36103470
We all laugh together.
>>36103470
I use my fampire powers to read their minds
>women are victims
Lol victims. Nobody calls the roach you step on a victim. These women hate your guts. They step on you and your ideals and go for the ruthless individualistic egomaniacs because they are allowed to, just like the person who steps on the roach is allowed to.
Only if that roach suddenly transformed into a fucking tank with a turret that would blow your fucking foot off would you not step on it but avoid it or even pander to it.
Women only respect masters. The masters today are Jews and Judaized individualistic types who don't give a fuck about their community, people, or fellow man, but rather being Christian Grey fucking everything that moves and exploiting for maximum profit.
If dogs suddenly became superior to human males and controlled all of the resources, if dogs in suits speaking a barked half-English were suddenly our bosses, human women would overlook human males and in addition to their morning makeup they would take inventory of their mill bones and various other dog treats to try to get dog cock.
Enjoy your daily dose of reality.
>>36103466
Something troubling you, bud?
>>36103518
He's WOKE. Are you?
>>36103466
>If dogs suddenly became superior to human males and controlled all of the resources, if dogs in suits speaking a barked half-English were suddenly our bosses, human women would overlook human males and in addition to their morning makeup they would take inventory of their mill bones and various other dog treats to try to get dog cock.
And if female dogs suddenly walked on two legs, became 10/10 girls with dog ears and were amazing home makers men would throw away human females too.
>let's have children just because it's the social norm even though no one has ever been able to provide a logical and reasonable argument as to why having offsprings is a "good" thing that isn't selfish and self centered, even though we know nothing about parenting and never bothered looking into it beyond maybe skimping a few articles or books just to say "we did it", because we're so retarded as to think that instincts alone are enough to raise a human as if it were just another retarded animal without taking into account the complexity of the human mind, its psychology and the mere idea of consciousness that is so complex even professionals, experts and researchers refer to it as "one of the greateat mysteries of science", not to mention forcing our retarded ideals and values on said child either creating a brainless sheep that simply follows its instilled values, opinions, world views and so on if they're a moron (after the parents) or a confused and lost individual if they eventually start thinking on their own due to a series of cognitive dissonances and other mental conditions, but let's just hope they are one of the lucky few who end up winning the genetic and the enviromental lotteries and overall just have great luck throught their entire life because human life is nothing more than a coin toss
Having children is the most immoral act anyone can commit. It's single handedly the worst, most evil and fucked up curse of action anyone can take. If a person considers themselves moral and also has or support the idea of having children they are a walking fucking contrudiction.
If you love your parents you aren't a robot.
If you consider having children you aren't a robot.
Words can't express just how horrible this is, I can write a book about the subject and not even come close to truly expressing my point of view. Fuck reproducing, let this species go extinct, consciousness was a mistake.
>>36103414
Hmm, I am on the verge of agreeing with you on birth, and would never have children, but I do not hate my parents. I might be miserable, but they tried their best, and if they were wrong, I can forgive them. However it is apparent that nobody knows how to raise children. Just today I heard a parent arguing and lording over a CHILD. They got angry at them, and used their anger and power to treat a near mindless creature badly. Not sure what to think about everything.
>>36103538
I don't understand how you could forgive something like this. Logically you do realize that if you're miserable your parents are the ones responsible first and foremost?
It's amazing how so many people deny this basic fact of life to themselves.
>>36103414
If you haven't killed yourself then you can't truely believe existence is worse than oblivion.
Either kill yourself or stop posting these threadsAlso blackpilled, antiwhite antinatalists must go