Should I go to work if I'm pretty sure I'm going to

saved the pic, thanks dog

>>36103807
they won't fire you just for sniffing a chair. The most they'll probably do is relocate you to another cubicle

>>36103807
Yeah, if you want to draw unemployment.
I knew I was going to be fired and still went in but left without letting them actually fire me and couldn't get benefits

>>36103807
How about you don't have a fart fetish?

>>36103821
jacob?
get your nigger vocabulary out of here.

>>36103900
yes it is me jake how have you been buddy old pal

>>36103929
why did you have to be such a fuckboi? why are you on r9k, bitch, you're a normie. go back to instagram, faggot
also,
your mom uses dildos when shes like 40 shes a fucking whore

>>36103807
Yes. You probably are not being fired. You need to keep your paycheck. Don't ever leave a job until you have accepted a better job elsewhere.

>>36104015
oh no u didnt dog im gonna get u for this bess belie dat

>>36104089
nice. I'm about to take 2 ppls virginity next week :)

>>36103807
Are you the famous AGDQ 2016 chair sniffer? You're a god among men dude, it's a shame you were caught in the act yet again.

>>36103807
>This fucking whore might have ruined me
you dont realize that what you did is completely abnormal, do you?
are you a redneck or some sort of abomination or is these kinda stuff is considered normal behavior in america?

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>BRAAAP posters irl

>>36104263
>redneck
Fuck off trying to make this about regular, possibly poor white Americans. The only people who sniff farts up are mentally ill liberals like yourself.

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>>36103807
God your pathetic
And I hope you know Ruka Tensho is a fatass BBW

>>36103807
>This fucking whore might have ruined me.
See we both know that isn't the case because you admitted you cased the area to make sure no body was watching. You knew it was fucking stupid and creepy but still did it. Stop hating them when you should really be hating yourself.

Ask her if she wants to grab some spanish food tonight.

>>36104298
whats with the cucknighting? did they gangbang your mother or something?

>>36104584
Oh I get your post now: You're a nigger. Now it makes sense.

>>36103807
You aren't getting fired, everyone will just avoid you and that's about it.

Someone post the dude from AGDQ

>>36104316
Ruka is a god damn queen. fuck off.

>>36104663
I would but r9k has a 2mb filesize limit for some reason.

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I've thought about doing this on the train before

big butt girl was sitting across from me the other day and after she got off there was only a foreign family on the other side

could've sniffed her chair ez but I decided against it

just do it outside of work OP

>>36104629
nice defense mechanism, sissy boi

>>36103807
Wtf is wrong with you? Normal people don't act like that, especially at work.

I know how you feel OP. It's ridiculous that we can be persecuted simply for breathing in a space just because some hoor spent an odorous moment there. Listen to unemployment anon and live to sniff another chair.

>>36105178
I'm just expressing my sexuality. It happens to be different than most, but people flirt at work and stuff. This is like flirting for me. Every fucking type of faggot in the world gets to proud of wanting a dick instead of a vag. Yet I'm supposed to be ashamed of a healthy bit of attraction? Fuck that.

She was the whore farting next to me in fucking public??!

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There has got to be a website for fart fetish boys and gals to hook up.

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>>36103807

>buries his face in the chair like an imbecile.

>not going into her cube and just lightly smelling the air, then asking anyone who looks at you if you know where 'mrs sexyfartbutt' went? " as though you're looking to ask her a question.

Get guud at creeping, fagg8t!!

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>>36103807
>This fucking whore might have ruined me
You have done that yourself.

Next time, don't be an idiot, sniffing a chair, of all things, in a public place.

>>36103807
>This fucking whore might have ruined me. Should I just quit?

This is how you know someone has autism.

You, in your own words, looked around and THOUGHT about doing it. You knew, at the time, what you were doing was really fucked up and you should not be doing it.

Yet you did it anyways.

Don't blame her, this is all your fault.

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>>36105250
>I'm just expressing my sexuality

>>36104390
>not indian