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>mfw dick 2 big
>mfw gotta let it hang down thru my pants
>mfw cant walk
>mfw cant turn to opposite side when dick is lyin at one side
>mfw cant have sex
>mfw all blood at penis cant think
who else /bigdickfeels/ here?
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You aren't robot if you have bigo dicko
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>>36163455
I once got an erection so quickly I had to sit down.
Also the toilet water thing is real.
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>>36163469
i can and i am
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Women can get attention by simply being females. Clothing attire, attractiveness, make up, boosts this.
What's the male equivalence of this?
Is it even possible for males (even the average) to get as much attention as these young sluts get?
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>>36163454
The best looking females will always get more attention than the best looking males.
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>>36163454
For the love of god tell me you hve more
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>>36163454
What is your obsession with attention?
>Spend so much time communicating in english through text online
>now forgot how to speak and write my own language
>Now literally socially retarded irl since I hardly speak in my own language except to my family, I make many grammar mistakes when talking to them
Fuck you american pigshits.
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Lmao, this is literally me. Only time i use Norwegian is when i talk to my family and to friends on skype. When i started working i'm so autistic. Can't literally translate normie words so i take long time to say stuff. Also i mix up the word order REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Exact same thing happened to me. Every time I speak I'm like "what's that word again". Everyone just thinks I'm autistic as fuck and it fucking sucks.
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>>36164780
Helvete, hvor mange nordmenn gjor dette?
>i'm at work and and this girl i met on /soc/ asks me for a dick pic
>i head to the bathroom and take a few pictures trying to get the right angle
>finally get a good pic and send it to her
>a message pops up on my phone saying "google maps has uploaded 5 pictures for mcdonalds"
>it shows the dick pics i took with checkmarks on them
>i uncheck all of them and press cancel
how fucked am i? did it really upload those pics without asking me?
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help guys im standing at the register shaking and sweating bullets. does my boss need to approve the pics before they get posted on the google reviews?
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bumping for some helps
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Google takes a few days to approve location photos. You're fine.
>live in relatively homosexually deprived area
>know no gay people socially
>fairly homophobic morals from family
>move to a more diverse area
>meet a fair few gay people through mutual friends etc
>vow to better myself by being totally tolerant and understanding of the gays despite previous prejudices
>one way or another eventually all the gays inform me or a mutual friend that they're seriously attracted to me
>now more homophobic than ever because of this
Why do they do this?
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>>36163308
That just means that you're good looking and people find you attractive. Appreciate it instead of complaining about it
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Fags deserve death
Prove me wrong
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>>36163342
>he should be happy fags are noticing him instead of women
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>be under 6ft
>immediately shrink my dating pool by 90%
why live?
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you still have a dating pool of 10% you whiny bitch, I have 0.5% max
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tfw 6'4'' skeleton and this chart tells the truth :^)
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>>36163298
being a manlet shrinks it by 90%
i haven't touched on other traits you fucking mong
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Female (female) Friends 2017-04-10 03:55:59 Post No.36163247
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Are female friends a good way to find a GF? I'm friends with a couple and they all say they are looking out for any girls that seem like me I could date.
Have any other anons had success with female friends introducing you to a girl you could date?
Seems like it's a solid strategy, because then the girls I meet will know I'm not creepy because I have female friends
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>>36163247
Don't over think it just be yourself:]
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Don't let them find a girl for you. That never works out and makes you seem kinda pathetic. What does help is talking to girls and spending time with them. You'll get more comfortable being around girls, and you'll meet more girls through them that you could potentially fuck.
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>>36163247
I've had female friends anon and I can tell you they are useless for getting a gf. They may tell you they are trying to help and will be on the look out for someone, but the aren't actually, they just say those things to keep you content and as an orbiter. They only worry about themselves, and can't waste time trying to help you, also females are terrible at giving advice, they always say "just be yourself! XDD" or "just be a nice guy! :3" and then when things don't work say "idk anon she just wasn't into you"
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What's your biggest weaknesses, anon?
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>>36163215
I fucked your wife and she didnt cum
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>>36163215
I tend to work too much and it gets in the way of other areas in my life
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>>36163215
Laziness. How about you say yours now?
>tfw I accidentally fell asleep while listening to black cock sissy videos
>literally can't get it out of my head
Is there any way to reverse this shit?
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>>36163199
you must become a sissy and embrace it
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>>36163199
Enjoy your new life faggot
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>>36163199
You've brainwashed yourself. Good job. You're fucked for life.
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Women are inferior to men 2017-04-10 03:53:04 Post No.36163196
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Women are inferior to men
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I would know, I am one. Every day I wake up knowing thay my lack of a Y chromosome makes me a lesser person. My entire body waa designed less effeciently than men's to accomidate pregnancy, and nurturing children.
This is why feminism is a lie. Being female is being a lesser person, my natural biological role is basically to be a cum receptical and little more. Thanks nature.
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>>36163196
Men and women are different, comparing them directly is stupid.
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>>36163235
Men can do literally everything better than women. Our only advantages are in social interactions.
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>>36163289
I don't think we can have childs better than woman.
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>normies have regular sex all the time, it isn't a meme
I moved into a bachelor apartment and hear my roastie neighbour getting fucked at least 3 times a week. Meanwhile I'm a 22yo khhv. Society is rife with iniquity.
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Why aren't you going over there like the rest?
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It blows my mind that people take that level of intimacy for granted.
It''s crazy when you think about it, part of you is actually inside the other person.
It's how life is created.
And people think nothing of it.
Meanwhile I break down crying in my car because the cashier brushed my hand when she gave me my change and it felt overwhelming.
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>>36163313
OP here, I literally still have dreams of the time I was touched in January. It was my female lecturer and she basically nuzzled me from behind. Literally the last time I was touched by a human. Sex almost seems like a myth. Except every week I have to hear and be reminded that everyone is living that fantasy except me.
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>/r9k/ in a nutshell.
Why don't you just kill yourselves already? you're horrible human beings who have no desire to improve and all you do is hurt other people.
I'd kill you if I could honestly. Probably would be putting you out of your misery and everyone else's.
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>>36163186
>all you do is hurt other people
How? Also, we do want gfs, no one here is denying it.
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>>36163186
All of this doesnt apply to me.
You can still kill me if you want though.
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Hilarious post desu familia
I've been having an grille imply that I need an gf and that she would be willing to be mine several times and she's likely more attractive than any of the girls you've ever been with (that is implying you have) and yet I don't necessarily feel the need to be a faggot about it.
OP deserves to get his dick&testicles cut for being a cuckold
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Blacks commit 56% of all robbery, despite only 12% of the population. Source: FBI Crime in America 2013 Database
Blacks commit 53% of all murder, despite being only 12% of the population. Source: FBI Crime in America 2013 Database
Despite making up less than 7% of the US population, black males commit 1 in every 3 rapes. Source: FBI Crime in America 2013 Database
Young black men kill 14X more than young white men. Source: Time Magazine
Blacks make up more than 50% of all homicide victims. Source: US Department of Justice
42% of all cop killers are black. Source: 2013 FBI Statistics on Law Enforcement Officers Killed
Blacks victims of homicide are 93% of the time killed by other blacks. Source: US Department of Justice
In 2006, blacks made up nearly 40% of the total prison population, despite being only 12% of the general population. Source: Bureau of Justice
Black males have "mean testosterone levels 19% higher than in whites, and free testosterone levels were 21% higher". Higher levels of testosterone are linked to aggression. Source: US National Library of Medicine
Some facts on the family dynamic and education achievement of blacks in America:
73% of black babies are born out of wedlock. Source: US Department of Health Statistics
67% of black children grow up without a father, compared to 25% for whites and only 17% for Asians. Source: US Census surveys and National Kid Count
In 2012, the mean critical reading SAT score for college accepted students was 428 for blacks and 527 for whites. For mathematics, it was 428 for blacks and 536 for whites. For writing it was 417 for blacks and 515 for whites. Source: US Department of Education
At both the grade 4 and grade 8 level, there is a persistent achievement gap between whites and blacks in both mathematics test scores and reading test scores in ALL states. Source: 2007 US Department of Education National Education Assessment
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>>36163185
So it's settled, black people are cancer.
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TL;DR
And seriously nigga? You spout all dis mad shit w/o greentext??, shame.
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Do you know who hates niggers the most?
Civilized black people
originalisimo
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>tfw to dumb to solve captcha so had to buy a pass
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I'm getting really good at identifying street signs.
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I learned that american(?) storefronts look really autistic and third world-tier.
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>>36163170
How? What is it that you find so difficult?
>>36163658
kek same
They look like they're straight outa BRASIL
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Need to know the name of the brunette in ths video plz!
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Roastie McFlaps
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>>36163111
Implants McFlatchest
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>>36163111
She's just another slut who has made any decent guy out there disgusted by her. They won't say it but it's the truth. I hope she enjoys marrying Melvin Betabaucks.