What's your biggest weaknesses, anon?

>>36163215
I fucked your wife and she didnt cum

>>36163215
I tend to work too much and it gets in the way of other areas in my life

>>36163215
Laziness. How about you say yours now?

Kryptonite

Lack of motivation.

orignaalioa

Not knowing when to quit! ;)
did I answer correctly?

i'm a terrible thief

too large dick

Bullets.

Even 9mm...

the general thigh area and also ass

... truckin and fuckin is all I crave

>>36163260
>I work too hard
>I'm a perfectionist
>I get lost in my work

I just say these

>>36163246
HIRED!!!! ;D

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>honesty
We don't think honesty is a weakness
>I don't give a fuck what you think

>>36163299
>"Those sound more like thinly veiled positive attributes, anon. We are looking for an actual weakness."

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>have canned responses to all these gay questions
>nail interviews
>never get job
kill me

>>36163358
Stop using overheard canned responses.

I'm a pussy and have some stomach disease

>>36163377
>implying that's not what they want
wew lad

>>36163414
It's not. Why else do you not get the job

>>36163464
i could give you a million reasons but no one gives a shit
employers aren't looking for someone who is a freethinker, especially in my field
they want someone that can be another cog in the shit machine
gotta drink the kool aid, and you show that by giving the most uninspired answers to their dumb questions

>>36163215
I am extremely lazy to the point where I've sabotaged myself in all areas of life, resulting in depression and self hatred.

This doesn't effect my performance at work though, only my personal life.

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Easily suckered into a cults, very easy to force me to do their bidding, easy to brainwash me into enjoying it.
Ebola-chan days on eightochan were fun.

Just say that you sometimes get annoyed with other people when they don't do their work or some shit.

Say something relatively normal, even a bit embarrasing, they want someone who's genuine.

>>36163354
They're positive attributes to a point,its a weakness though if you have a hard time finding a balance.

>>36163486
says the man who consistently fails interviews

It also could be how you come off, I am Mr Shekelstein Director of HR and we can always tell when it's a practiced answer

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>>36163592
a practiced answer is a bad thing? don't you want people to be prepared for interviews?
like I said, there are plenty of reasons why I'm not getting the job
my father interviewed people for 25 years and he coached me
I realize you don't give a shit but I believe that practiced basic responses are the way to go

>>36163642
There's a difference between being prepared and reading a script

>>36163215
The azn qt on the right, desu.

>>36163642
>>36163642
The interview is basically seeing if you know what you're talking about and if you have social/hygiene skills and seem like you'd fit in.

It would probably work better in a social context if you said some weakness that the interviewer could sympathise with, like eating too much or watching too much netflix.

Are you smiling at the interview and trying to be friendly or just sitting there answering in a scripted, wooden way?

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>>36163215
I'm beta and submissive sycophantic. Don't put me any positions that requires me to interact with the public or have lead others or have to make crucial decisions.

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>Here at NormieCorp, we like to celebrate diversity of gender, race, and sexual orientation. Now, tell us, Anon, what have you done in your life to encourage such progressive ways?

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>>36163929
>black
>asexual
>autistic
>manlet

>>36163215
I have NO weakness.

>>36163929
Sir, I have watched enough Blacked videos to know how I can efficiently prep your wife's bull

>>36163929
God damn that is a scary image. The guy on the right is textbook uncanny valley.

>>36163299
don't, literally everyone says this. working in hr, whenever i hear these i cringe.

>>36163215
Crippling social anxiety

Unoriginal

>>36164017
>working in hr
End yourself

>>36164046
no
original xd

>>36163215
I'm blunt

>>36163215
My biggest weakness is being so great and powerful. It's really tough being this wonderful.

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KILLER QUEEN
NO WEAKNESS