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>>37217600
Yeah. Especially if a bra's just kind of shitty, like the underwire is sagging or whatever, its nice to have for events and stuff. I don't want my titty floppin at a meeting or something

>>37217600
Yea women basically get to lie about how attractive they are on a daily basis, even though the standards for attractiveness for them are ridiculously low in the first place.

>>37217629
Its not a lie if you're not a fucking moron who think all women look fantastic 24/7. They aren't that different from men when you get down to it, they are just expected to be when they leave the house.
Its either look sloppy and be treated like shit or look good and be treated slightly less like shit. Its an obvious choice.

>>37217545
I have boring dreams about doing shit like chores. Problem is that they are very realistic. Few nights ago I dreamt I did an assignment, only to apparently not have done so.

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>>37217545
Sucked off a tranny, escaped from hideous, mutated and twisted patients in an underground base and travelled through space and time by flipping over an obnoxiously pink Ferrari Testarossa at high speeds, owned by a loud, annoying chav.

>>37217545

I recently had a similar dream, but in mine my teeth didn't fall out per se. In my dream I pushed them out with my tongue, it was pretty weird.

>>37217472
>Hitler
Turbovirgin.

>>37217579
but he had a hot wife

>>37217630
>>37217579
>>37217472
>>37217472
>>37217579
He was, probably, I mean common he allegedly wiped out like 3Million. Did the least amount of work, yet gets all the credit
>Other leaders and dictators have cleared out more
>Nobody has heard of Leopold Lodewijk Filips Maria Victor
>Gentlecide of about 10 to 15 million
>Got no credit or isn't really known

Yeah he listed his height as 5'9 but I'd say he was 5'6, pretty small guy

He probably was a ultra sperg, he was pretty rich and his dad directed one of the hunger games movies. He drove a nice car and wasn't really that ugly. Fucking manlet bum drug dealers can get gfs why coudln't he

>>37217485
>and his dad directed one of the hunger games movies
no

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>>37217446
This depends on many factors, such as sex, age, country, the severity of autism, and how much money you have. I'd say it can last from weeks to years.

>>37217507
Sex: Male

Age: 29

Country: Australlia

Severity:
>15 years Shut-in NEET
>never had a friend, not even online
>never had a job
>dropped out of school
>score 100% on autism tests, as well as several other kinds of personality disorders
>can't drive because its overwhelming and can't use public transport because its overwhelming and i cant be around strangers in such a tight space
>cant eat out because large crowds or loud crowds make my head spin

Money: Parents are paying for the psychologist bills

>>37217563
u r autsimo orginal

>>37217370
I'm too lazy to get up off the couch and put clothes on, so I'm probably not getting breakfast today.

>>37217370
Buy your own food you using your money from that job you ha- never mind

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>>37217370
Wtf is wrong with you. You spoiled piece of shit. I hope you die starving. I wish i still lived with my mother and ate pizza together.

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>>37217367
Two and a half hours, less than that actually.

>>37217367
What? I counted they were going to happen at 5 pm my local time that is 3 pm GMT and 18 hours later than the video announcement was posted. But maybe I counted wrong.

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oh boy, i can't wait! I gotta go get my vanilla latte!

>>37217341
Dude don't jump think of your ankle. You could twist it.

You're not at a hospital to make friends. You're there to get well. Everyone else aside from the staff is sick. Your job is to try and get well. Once you're better then you can leave. >>>/adv/ you have us though! We're your digital anonymous internet friends and you're not alone.

You are supposed to form intense sexual relationship with qt mentally unstable girl dumbass, not make friends.

Neither statement is true, way to be an ignorant stereotype-perpetuating prick.
I bet you think we all squat and wear tracksuits all the time just like in the funny meme pictures you see on reddit.

>>37217178
I'm Russian

orginal

>>37216952
>I bet you think we all squat and wear tracksuits all the time
Don't we do that all the time? At least i do.

is it the day already?
god damn time runs fast, also nice digits

Rest in Pussy, Elliot

I can't tell of Ellie R worship is actually legitimately unironical.

>>37216942
For me, and I assume many others, it's a bit of both. Although I don't necessarily support mass murder, I do understand his struggle and am able to grasp his message.

>>37216857
No only prostitutes act this way. Real women even older women like the man to be in charge pretty much all the time. It makes them wet. No woman wants to be with a "man" she can dominate

>>37216857
>There have got to be some women out there who want a role reversal relationship, to be mommy doms, take a younger guys virginity... right?

Yeah but they only do that for money

>>37216886
>No only prostitutes act this way. Real women even older women like the man to be in charge pretty much all the time. It makes them wet. No woman wants to be with a "man" she can dominate
this

>>37216592
>that wrecked vagina

hahaha what the fuck?

>>37216592
i almost puked holy shit that must be the most disgusting picture ive seen in my life and ive been lurking for 7+ years.

you need a lot of sick bags?

grind on my leg instead

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>>37216501
Do you have a cute face? Because if not I don't want anything physical with you, silly boy ^_^

>>37216544
yeah i look really young

Long range shooting

>>37216402
I'm decent at programming.

Nothing. Literally nothing.

Oregano

>>37216170
nice pasta.
>smile emoji irl
its called smiling, onmy humans can smile.

>>37216170
>Next day
>See her in break room
>"Oh hey anon! :)"
>Same thing as yesterday, lots of conversation and she's really into it
>Need to go to meeting soon
>Stop asking follow-up questions
>That slight awkward pause again, she looks like she really wants to keep hanging out
>". . .Ok I guess I'll see you around :)"
>Go to meeting, start getting feels... fuck
>Fantasize about being in a relationship and sexing this girl for rest of the day
>About to leave
>She sends me a message on the work IM telling me she's gonna be streaming tonight and that I should watch
>Joke that "I'd rather play than watch"
>"LOL OMG"
>":D"
>Sends me her channel id anyway, I say goodbye

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>>37216254
so...

whats the channel id? huh?