FUCK FUCK FUCXK

>>37216170
nice pasta.
>smile emoji irl
its called smiling, onmy humans can smile.

>>37216170
>Next day
>See her in break room
>"Oh hey anon! :)"
>Same thing as yesterday, lots of conversation and she's really into it
>Need to go to meeting soon
>Stop asking follow-up questions
>That slight awkward pause again, she looks like she really wants to keep hanging out
>". . .Ok I guess I'll see you around :)"
>Go to meeting, start getting feels... fuck
>Fantasize about being in a relationship and sexing this girl for rest of the day
>About to leave
>She sends me a message on the work IM telling me she's gonna be streaming tonight and that I should watch
>Joke that "I'd rather play than watch"
>"LOL OMG"
>":D"
>Sends me her channel id anyway, I say goodbye

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>>37216254
so...

whats the channel id? huh?

>>37216170
>>37216254
>Busy the next day and don't see her
>Think about her anyway
>Following day see her and ask about the stream
>She gets really excited and tells me everything, conversation is flowing really well
>Realise I haven't had this natural of a conversation with a grill in ages ... or ever?
>We part because work
>She mentioned a vidya-related bar near our office, says she's been before and it's "really cool"
>Did she want to go with me??
>OH SHIT ANON
>About to leave work
>Think about inviting to this bar, don't actually do it because pussy
>Get to elevator
>"No anon, you are not a pussy. Invite the girl to the bar."
>LETS FUCKING DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>Turn around, walk over to her desk
>She smiles once I come over
>"Hey Anon! :)"
>Small talk, good vibes
>FUCKING DO IT
>"So I was gonna hit that cool bar u were talkin up, wanna join me?"
>GIVE ME GLORY OR GIVE ME DEATH
>"umm"
>"Nah."
>What. The. FUck.
>WHY?
>We've come this far
>no regrets, anon
>"aww come on, I'm not gonna go alone :)"
>"Nah I don't drink."
>"..oh? Why?"
>"My boyfriend and I are doing a sober month"
>FUCKGIADSFNSADIOFNSDOFNMSDF
>I am visibly crushed
>One of her surrounding co-workers glances and smirks
>Try to play it cool with a little more small talk before peacing the mother-fucking fuck out

Epilogue incoming

>>37216170
Fuck you in so sick of not having a good job. Why is it either rot your mind with books or do nothing?

Programming fags cucked again, should have done a true intellectual Chad major like American History

>>37216437
>I am the omega male
>I will never reproduce or pass my seed onto the next generation
>I will never be loved by anyone than my parents.. who I will disappoint greatly for my shortcoming as man
>I live to work for the benefit of my tribe and die alone
>My genetics are probably pre-programmed to be a slave
>...
>Oh well, at least make mad skrilla from doing something I enjoy
>A few days pass
>Walk into break room for coffee
>See two female co-workers who are hotter than our thicc gaymer girl (but not thicc)
>Say friendly hello to them because they're bros
>Thicc gaymer girl was in the room too but I didn't notice her because back turned
>Thiccster heartily responds "Hey Anon!", thinking I was talking to her
>Not even glancing in her direction, I keep talking to other two and make an inside joke, we all laugh
>Thiccster looks down and walks away embarassed for responding to someone who wasn't talking to you

I am only as cruel as this world has made me

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>>37216461
What's the matter neetie?
Not so smug now, huh?

>>37216648
I'm not neet I'm studying to become a music producer on my own but I won't do college shit. Intelligence isn't my strong suit and it just depresses the fuck out of me.

I've also never neet posted

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>>37216437
>>37216437
>>37216437
>My boyfriend and I are doing a sober month

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE


I have been led on before and I know that feel.

>>37216586
>not continuing to be friends with her so when chad eventually breaks up, you can be there to comfort her and eventually give her the sex

>>37216586
you did good anon, real good.

>>37216714
if you think that works you're a fucking stupid piece of useless shit

>>37216724
he'd do better if he gave us her twitch ID

>>37216170
Girls with boyfriends shouldn't even talk to other men when not necessary.

>>37216586
Isn't omega not bad? I thought omega meant you weren't a beta bitch but you didn't run around comparing your cock and being an ass hole to everyone

>>37216663
Nigger coding is not hard, you are just lazy.

Everyone on the planet doesn't "get" programming. You just need to be persistent and know how to google.

>>37216761
I don't want to code. I don't want to die in a flouroscent cubicle. And it's not hard for you. YOU. That's like me saying getting laid isn't that hard bro you're just shit.

>>37216776
Don't worry bro, programmers don't code in cubicles anymore. They are now in open offices for better communication.

>>37216748
IDK I just thought it meant last.

>>37216747
I should be able to talk with her but fuck, do not smile at me and do not enjoy talking with me unless you wanna fuq.

>>37216714
That literally never happens you human tampon

>>37216437
> Very obvious interest
> "Teether I have a bf" at last minute

Happens every single time

>>37216586
That was good.
Remember to keep that up if she doubles down.

>>37216747
Sure Muhammad

>emoji smile in real life
Wutface

>>37217113
go back to twitch you shit

>>37216586
Nice neg.
Now, to act as if nothing happened. You better get on that stream.

>>37216437

Holy fuck she used her grill streamer abilities in real life

Aka pretending to show interest you to get attention

>>37216586
Good on you OP.

Fuck roasties expecting friendship when we're clearly looking for something more.

>be me
>chat up roastie at work
>invite on date
>"sorry I got a bf"
>heart turns to ice
>walk out without saying a word
>fast forward a week
>"hi anon"
>no response
>"Oh so now you're not talking to me because I won't go out with you. Men expect things and retaliate when they can't have them"
>blood boils
>"who the fuck do you think you are that makes you entitled to my friendship?"
>office goes silent
>supervisor rights me up
>no fucks given

>>37216748
Youre thinking of delta

>>37216437
>"My boyfriend and I are doing a sober month"
This is you you're supposed to cyber-stalk your oneitis

>>37218324
This, wanted to say the exact same thing.

otegn

OP you keep saying thicc

Can you post an example pic of what thicc is to you, because I have a feeling this girl is just fat (not phat, fat)

>>37216748
Omega is the weakest in the pack. Alpha is the strongest. Beta is everyone else. As far as I know at least.

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>>37216776

Nah dude, it really isn't that hard. People do coding bootcamps in 12 weeks and walk into entry level positions. There's a massive skill shortage and employers want to hire you.

>>37218371
>>37218324
Not understanding these posts. I am her boyfriend?

>>37218414
Jeans can't handle her ass kinda thicc... see pic

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>>37216748
Omega is the final letter in the Greek alphabet.

>>37218625
niiiice booty

>>37216437

Women into nerd shit are always in a relationship, no matter what. Always keep that in mind no matter how friendly they seem.

>>37216437
Fuck I hate when girls do this. There was this one coworker I wasn't even that into. I was still naive and believed in "guy talk", so a few times I'd talked about how I wanted to smash her and shit. Those guys were beta snakes and went and reported everything I said back to her. She ended up dating another coworker. He was a fat stupid fuck and I absolutely fucking hated him. She would always just corner me in the break room and go on and on about her and her bf. I tried not to react but I couldn't stop my face from distorting. I didn't even like her, I just hated how she was hammering me in the head with it, she clearly got off on it thinking she beat me or something.

Initially when you start to feel feels

"Hey! Girl, Do you have a boyfriend?"

Its not really not that tough bots..

>>37218625
>Not understanding these posts. I am her boyfriend?
It means you shoud've stalked her online before setting up a date. That could have prevented all of this.

>>37218216
dude I bet you slightly opened her entitled girl eyes.