Happy St. Elliots Day

is it the day already?
god damn time runs fast, also nice digits

Rest in Pussy, Elliot

I can't tell of Ellie R worship is actually legitimately unironical.

>>37216942
For me, and I assume many others, it's a bit of both. Although I don't necessarily support mass murder, I do understand his struggle and am able to grasp his message.

>>37216980
So pretty much both ironical and unironical. But mostly just a meme

>>37217002
There's a lot of things about r9k and other boards I was 100% sure were entirely ironic and it turned out a lot of peopel actually believe some really, really stupid shit.

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Its not from starbucks but still a vanilla latte

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This was last year's, I'll buy another later

>>37217414
Nice, you even got Elliot's name on there. I was gonna do the same but my local starbucks wasn't busy so they didn't even take a name

>>37217381
close enough, it's the thought that counts

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY SUPREME BUS OF MAGNIFICENCE

EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE AND EXCESSIVE OPULENCE WILL COME TO YOU IF YOU POST

"THANK YOU BUS"

IN THIS THREAD

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>>37217581
THANK YOU BUS

Thank you, Elliot.

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>>37216942

I don't so much worship Elliot (killed 2 beta males that just wanted to play Starcraft, 1 Chad, 1 random slut- hardly worth celebrating) but I enjoy having a day dedicated to exposing women as the treacherous, destructive, shallow, greedy, materialistic, disloyal, manipulative, lying, evil cunts they are.

Supporting the "spirit of the season" more than the man, I suppose.


Now let's have some good old misogyny! If you're a virgin, you aren't missing out on ANYTHING- except suffering, perhaps!

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What adult virgins (no female over 18 is a virgin) think they're missing out on:

>Love, intimacy, kindness, loyalty, security, tenderness, fulfillment, cooperation, bliss bordering on the divine

What adult virgins are actually "missing out" on:
>Prison, extortion, STD's, abuse, misery, gazing into the abyss, being cuckolded, getting their dick chopped off and having their assailant publicly regarded as a heroine

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Just got my second vanilla latte of the day

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STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT!


unless you pay my fee, cash up front, no kissing or hugging. additional charges may be added if I feel like it. 8+ inches only. no, I'm not a whore, I just have standards you shitlord. failure to meet these conditions is rape

Wish I had been on this board just after the original day of retribution and seen the threads.

>>37216980
>I don't necessarily support mass murder
>necessarily

nice edge faggot.

ELLIOT OLIVER ROBERTSON RODGER

ELLIOT OLIVER ROBERTSON RODGER

ELLIOT OLIVER ROBERTSON RODGER

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>Oh honey- that was in the past! These kind- strong- men were pro-feminist and we were simply working together to undermine toxic gender roles!
>You can't hold this against me! I mean, this was almost an entire year ago! I'm loyal to YOU now, promise! At least as long as your salary stays over $100k/year...
>Besides, if you stop paying me, I'll tell the cops you raped me, and you'll spend the rest of your life getting raped by niggers!

Women. Not even once.

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Guess it's that time of year again, lads. The only day of the year I shop at Starcucks.

Here it is, a triple vanilla latte just like the one Elliot enjoyed on the Day of Retribution.

Would have given my name as Elliot too but the shitskins at my local Starcucks weren't bothering with names.

>>37217743
Hit the nail on the head. Elliot was an embarrassing failure and I can't stop laughing at the fact that he gave up on his plan to shoot up a sorority house because the fucking door was closed.

I'm always down for some old fashioned misogyny though and I find the idea of a holiday consecreting him as a sainted hero to be hilarious and good fun.

Especially if you do it as a statement against normalfags and their inability to understand that not everything has to be a 100% sincere political statement.

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Though you have departed, your legacy endures. Elliot, forever you are loved! From one hopeless Santa Barbara incel to another, this one's to you brother.

>>37218413
>BMW
>latte
>commiefornia

Truly, you are a gentleman of stature most supreme.

>>37218405
thank you for this anon, im gonna go to sbux now

>starbucks
I'm not going to drive 40 miles through nothingland to get some shit coffee, even for this.

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>hey son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
>I wan't to be a lonely virgin and celebrate a guy who killed a bunch of people because he couldn't get laid

I was going to but ended up getting a large Java Chip Frap instead.

t. fat guy

>>37218921
Did you at least get it under the name elliot?

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Barista gave me a funny look, I think she misspelled it on purpose.


(guy who took pic: you posted in wrong thread, I moved it for you)

When do Starbucks start to notice there's a peak of people ordering triple vanilla lattes under the name Elliot every May 23rd?

>>37217581
THANK YOU BUS

>>37216877
Ill be out in a few. I was going to the library today to pront some things up and theres a Starbucks on the way to that location.

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> patiently waiting until class is over to come home to a vanilla latte (iced or not) in the fridge thanks to mom

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>>37220074
"Mr... Elliot right? Another Vanilla latte huh? Is there some kind of Elliot ir latte party going on today? Got quite a few of you guys."

>>37220074
Implying they give a fuck.

Implying I don't know about greentext

>>37220074
>Implying more than 50 people order triple vanilla lattes as Elliot on May 23 out of their millions of customers

>>37220209
Top friggin kek

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I'm fairly sure the barista did it on purpose, guess I should have ordered a to go... oh well, here's another.

>>37216877
he was truly a magnificent soul...

>>37221301
Indeed

Oregon

>>37220074

I can guarantee you the normies have already forgotten all about Eliot. Even Cho with his high-score has been forgotten. People only care about Dylan and Eric.

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Fucking faggot didn't even ask for my name

>>37221518
this is only because the media jews want to push the idea that only privileged white males become spree shooters though, cho would still be remembered by every plebeian if he had been a blond light eyed guy

>>37221609
You gotta go there when it's busy or else they don't need a name.

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I'm feeling all pumped up.

>>37221667
So close to the devils trips

>>37216877
I think my favourite thing about what Elliot did, is it made me realise just how scared people are of some lonely guy getting pissed and gunning down some people. You can try and find cause in society or in parents or in anything but it will always happen without fail and that's the beauty I think

imma just leave this here
https://youtu.be/XqHFWVzugMc

>>37221998
Kek

Origimon

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wow what a rush... cheers anons!!

>>37222032
Cheers m80
Origigi

>>37218906
Kill yourself you useless nigger

>>37222233
Nice digits, right after court im getting a tripple elliotee

>>37217581
You saved my Elliot! Keep it in good condition, I only pull that one out on St. Elliot's Day

>>37223066
Nice dubs, make sure to use the name Elliot when ordering, oh and good luck at court

>>37217381
>>37217414
>>37216877
>>37218413
>>37220916
>>37221691
>>37222032

Im confused where did the Starbucks thing come from? How is it related to celebrating Elliot?

>>37223767
It's his final drink. He drank it on the day of retribution, and so shall we.

>>37223783

Looks like im going to have to get myself a Vanilla Latte from McDonalds

>>37217381
>>37218052
>>37218413
>>37219188
>>37222032
>white hands
>not superior Eurasian
>>37221691
That better be a BMW

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>>37218101
Ok this one is a bit silly. No people like getting raped, male or roastie. I enjoy these threads but only when they have at least some semblance of truth to them

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This asshole couldn't be bothered to put the name on the cup

>>37218101
I hope this is ironic, but given the level of delusion that usually creeps in these threads, it wouldn't surprise me if someone was so detached from the world that they would actually believe this.
If you unironically believe this, you are delusional and don't stand a chance at living a fulfilling life. You should seek professional help immediately.

>>37226279
I feel like this cup.
Used once then thrown away never to be touched by human lips again

>>37226052
Does anyone have a higer res pic of this screencap? I can barely read this.

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>>37227109
are you blind, senpai?

>>37226279
Why isn't the coffee spilling out? 2spooky4me

>>37227618
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

Are YOU blind? The fucking pixels are the same size as the fucking letters of the smaller text. How the fuck am I supposed to read that?

>>37227828
Dude it's 1900x2532, how much bigger do you want it? Fucking open it in another tab and zoom in you stupid phonefag

>>37222233

>kill yourself you useless nigger

I'm surprised that's original.