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Hey guys are there any fellow robots on here who would be willing to send a broke college student some money so he can afford his security deposit and rent?
Preface:
I have 2 jobs and I had all the money I needed for rent and the security deposit on my new place but one of roommates dropped out last minute so the rest of us have to pay more for the deposit and rent. I only need like $100 and I will be able to pay you back in about 2 weeks.
You can add me on kik bballlvr23 if you want to know anything specific. My venmo is awall29.
I hate begging online but I don't have any other options.
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>>37441211
sent check ur pms box ;)
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>>37441235
I know you're fucking with me, but it's ok.
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broke anon bumping for broke anon
good luck :^)
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What traits would you like your qt trap bf to have?
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>>37441125
Being an actual girl.
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GIVE ME A SUBMISSIVE CUTE NERD.
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>>37441125
>monogamous
>uninterested in sub/dom dichotomy
>takes psychedelics
>prefers cuddle over sex
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i get number
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>>37441070
what number is it
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>>37441070
ill be taking those digits thank you very much
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>>37441070
PSYCH THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBAH
Supa original boi
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How do I remove wart? I tried burning it out with about 30 matches and it looked like it worked, but what seemed like a blister grew and I left it alone. The wart must have regrown inside the blister. I was thinking about burning a lit cigarette into it and telling it to fuck off and die, is there any reason I shouldn't do this?
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>>37441064
burning would probably work, but why not just go buy a freezing kit and use that instead? It's probably way less painful.
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>>37441064
Apple cider vinegar. Soak a little square of paper towel in it, press it against the wart, then put a band aid or better yet a strip of duct tape over it. Do this daily. After about two days the wart will start to turn black and start to die off. Takes about a week.
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>>37441094
I'm poor and can't afford anything at all. At 0 dollars at all times
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Why can't the government just give me one of these to live in? I just want a nice cozy 3mx3m cube to live in.
http://vimeo.com/22832755
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>>37441029
Because millions of niggers would sign up as well, and it would be a whole bunch of money down the drain with a massive drop in the workforce. There is no benefit for them, so they won't do it. Maybe bribe some high official in Congress with millions, and you'll be sure see it happen in the near future.
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A bunch of harmless NEETs living together in harmony. Can you even imagine it? Other than the occasional FBI raid, it most likely be the most peaceful and crime free society on earth.
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>>37441156
That's true. It would probably end up like Section 8 and that didn't work very well...
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Barb is gonna die soon and Chris will be left to fend for himself.
Ideas:
>chris becomes homeless
>someone actually takes him in
>he does some stupid shit and ends up in jail
Anymore predictions?
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>>37440476
>Barb is gonna die soon
By just old age or is something wrong with her?
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>>37440476
Someone will take him in just because they can make money off of him as some sort of freak show.
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>>37440492
She's old and has a million life threatening conditions
Why haven't you woken up to the realities of wageslavery yet? Don't tell me you seriously still view work as a central part of life. You'd do well to reject work entirely and assume real autonomy, or else assume your position as a life-long indentured servant.
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I LOVE MY JOB
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i drive off road trucks all day so it's pretty dope
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>>37440206
Don't you ever get bored of making the same thread over and over right as the last 404s? Serious question, I can't be mad at somebody who is clearly retarded.
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A three-dimensional model of an exponential function.
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back to >>>sci anon
if you don't have any emotion-driven self-pity you have nothing to offer us
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How do I solve
e^-x =x?
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>>37439992
Please respect the function.
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General Discord shilling thread.
Post
>your discords
>discords your in
or simply lurk.
I won't be posting a discord, tho.
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hey here's an idea: how about fuck off, jackass
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>>37439877
Woah there, faggot. Why so hostile?
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>tfw kicked from /chilltavern/ discord for some reason and don't know how to get back
I know it's a long shot, but any anons here have the link to it? I've tried messaging Ozy but it's not going through
What are the coolest guy names?
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Chase
Hunter
Chance
Rod
Buck
Thane
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Mohammad.
Its the most popular name in the world for a reason.
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>>37439759
Alexander
originallyo
Owl
This is why we cant have nice things 2017-06-02 03:49:54 Post No.37439612
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This is why we cant have nice things
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>be me
>on the verge of breaking down
>make thread asking for some human intimacy
>some femanon adds me on discord
>we talk for a while, she seems nice to me, she is also pretty
>I start talking about my problems, dreams. you know personal stuff
>she asks me to join a discord server
>why_not.mp4
>its a server for orbiters
>there is literally 30+ rooms for fembots to get attention from orbiters
>mfw she was just trying to farm another emotionally broken robot into her server to be an orbiter
>mfw the only human I talked in weeks was just trying to gain another orbiter
>mfw Im going to order a helium tank tomorrow
I just cant take it anymore anons. I just cant.
There is no intimacy left in this plastic world. There is no love, no mutual feelings. Its all for benefit.
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would you like to talk about it? Im no femanon or psychiatrist but it helps sometimes
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>>37439612
you shouldn't restrict intimacy to wistful things such as women
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>>37439612
hey im a femanon wanna talk about it? :^)
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YO MOTHER FUCKERS YO IT IS PAY DAY AND I DEMAND YOU ALL POST YOUR BALANCES ITT
>tfw I may not post for a couple weeks because I'm going to the casino and I may end up losing a shitload
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>>37439583
>tfw no money but happy because I have a loving family and girlfriend
Good feel desu.
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>>37439633
pic related is my "finances"
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>>37439583
My shits all tied up in real estate.
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Anyone here raised in a cult or otherwise high-control fundamentalist religion? Do you feel your upbringing contributed to stunting your social skills and development as a human being?
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Yes, the people who were cruel to me were exalted by the church and their crimes swept under the rug. All for money. Feels bad.jpg
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Mormon anons, any secrets about mormon women? I heard they can be huge freaks but do they like to bang or do you have to pretend to be mormon while dating them?
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>>37439553
Let me guess, JWs?
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I actually managed to fuck my sister lads.
Update to thread I posted >>37278683 where I originally came up with the plan
Back story:
>sister working as an escort while in college
>came up with plan to get her to fuck me without her knowing
>actually put it into action and it worked
Basic run down of how it all went down
>too pussy to actually message her that weekend as I hoped
>can't get the desire to fuck her out of my mind though
>yesterday morning go and buy some vodka to give me some courage
>eventually work up the courage to arrange for a session the next evening (tonight)
>I told her I had severe social anxiety and that I'd pay her extra if she was willing to accommodate this
>tell her to come into my hotel room where I'd be completely covered except for my dick
>above and below my dick completely covered by blankets
>she couldn't even see the shape of my body so less chance of noticing its me (thanks for tips on that anons)
>tell her that when she comes in, find the money on the dresser next to my bed, and then to get me off
>ask for a quick 5 minute blow job before she rides me
>this is exactly how it went down
>nothing went wrong and she didn't suspect a thing
I'm fucking speechless. It actually worked, I fuck my sister and she has absolutely no idea. Used a throw away phone, never spoke, body completely covered. and I even wore some strong smelling cologne just in case she recognized my "smell".
I paid even extra to be able to cum in her mouth. I told her when I was going to cum I'd shake my legs up and down. She got off and I came in her mouth. Obviously I couldn't see it, but it felt amazing.
It gets better lads.
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Yah me too dude
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>Didn't see her at all
It wasn't her lol
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>>37439502
I can recognize my sisters voice laddo
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"So principal Anon, what's on your mind?"I'm busy on Saturday so I'm doing this today.
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>>37439407
You were very naughty girls
time for a spanking
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>>37439830
"Please hit these girls lightly."
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I think the teacher should remove her boots and receive a spanking too