What are the coolest guy names?

Chase
Hunter
Chance
Rod
Buck
Thane

Mohammad.
Its the most popular name in the world for a reason.

>>37439759
Alexander
originallyo

leroy-riginal

>>37439759
>What are the coolest guy names?
Muhammad by far

>>37439811
>>37439835
That's my fathers name. Its popular mainly in Middle Eastern/Islamic regions, but its become overused

>>37439811
>>37439835
I-is this a meme or what, that's my name

Jack is pretty cool in my opinion

Larry
Herman
Mort
Glenn
Gerald

>>37439799
>knew a guy in high school called hunter rocks
wtf why cant I have a sick name like that
at least I have a sexy voice but that name

>>37439759
Dio
Conrad

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My mother and father are rich Nigerian immigrants who wanted to move to a pretty chill place. I was born in a pretty nice state.

My name's Achinike, which basically means 'slow and steady wins the race'. Kind of fitting, considering that I am pretty tired all the time.

Phoenix Steel

>>37439759
>Middle name is Chance
>Made fun of every time it's brought up

>>37439799
if by some miraculous twist of fate I procreate and it's a girl I'm 100% going to name her hunter. it's a trashy boy's named but based on a girl

>>37439967
Anon "A Dance by Chance?" Anon

topkek

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Artyom is the sexiest name.

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My first name is justin. rate 1-10?
ive always though its about a 3

>>37440063
5/10. I would've named you Zander.

>>37440063
I remember I kissed a boy on the lips back in Elementary school in grade five whose name was Justin

so 10/10

I'm also a guy btw

>>37439759
Sebastian
Syran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Brandon, it's a sleek but modest name.

Bentley

I like the name so much

>>37440105
>sebastian
too long for my taste. i know.

Bastian. now that's a fucking cool name.

>>37440100
thats pretty cute. makes me like my name more

>>37439759
For some reason I like biblical names...IDK I feel like they're unique

>Aurelius
>Augustus
>Maximus
>Jupiter
>Julius
>Alexander
>Leonidas
>George
>Michael
>James
>Paul

Give your son one of these names and they will be an alpha male.

>>37440168
Haha I don't even remember why I did it, I think I lost a dare or something. We were pretty hardcore 5th graders. Even got dared to tie a girl up to a tree with rope and left her there for a whole lunch break. Met the kid I did it with in highschool years later and we ended up doing a bunch of crazy shit. Its been years.

Good times man.

fucking love trevor

I remember this alpha Chad named Eugene lol.

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Im naming my son Apollo and/or my daughter Athena. I think greek mythology has the best names.

>>37440225
>>37440272
these

any name from antiquity is going to be pretty cool. modern names are really gay.

>>37440272
>>37440290
>giving your kid a lifelong fedora for a name

if you're trying that hard to be cool, it isn't

>>37439759
>not one person mentioned Chad, the chaddiest name in the book of Chad
It's like I don't even know you guys anymore

>>37440290
this tbqhwy fampai desu
imagine a girl in 2040, apporaching your son at the gym while he is pumping iron
>h-hi Im Xena, you dropped your water unit
>oh hey (deep alpha voice) its Zeus

now imagine same scenerio with John or Mike. Doesnt give the mood right ?
>>37440326

>>37440333
"Chad" has the douchebag swimmer guy in frat sound to it.
I would say "Chad" isnt a Chad name anymore

>>37440333
>being named after a country
>alpha
kek

>>37440326
stop being mad that you have a gay ass name.

>>37440326
you know you can change your name right?

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>>37440326
t. Xavier
Xavier's father was a X-men fan and wanted his son to idolize Charles Xavier. Yet Xavier ended up here, trying to ruin the daydream of other people in the rock bottom of humanity of a board.

>>37440225
My brother is named James and he's gay. A bottom even

>>37440544
>hey bro, I'm gay. I get railed by men and I love it. I'm a total butt slut.
is this what james said to you? How did you react?

>>37440544
so? what now your brothers fag ass ruins an entire name? have you ever heard of jimmy page, jimmy hendrix, james taylor, take a hike your name is probably some gay shit like todd anyway.

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>>37439759

Henrik
Daniel
Ezekiel
Elijah
Korbin

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>>37440572
you are aware that gay people are normal humans too right? Did you go to your brother and told him:
>hey bro, Im straight. I fuck women (hypotetically) and I love it. Im a pussy destroyer.
Kek, I didnt think so.

My name is Cash. Is that cool or did my parents have too high expectations

>>37440225
>both my brothers names appeared on this list
>my name (Ben) didn't
Fuggg :DD

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>name's Darcy

>>37440225
>forgets Marcus Antonius

pleb

>>37440634
your dad likes country music, and used to be a greaser when he was a teenager. You were also unexpected, but he loved your mother.

>>37440608
The Toddy Two Step
>Todd is gay
Get out of here, James

>>37440630
Well how did you find out he's a bottom then? Is his bf cute? Is his bf masc or fem

>>37440656
what are you sucking his dick or something? go take a walk.

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>>37439759
Jonathan, origijanlks comment

>>37440681
Learnt from a tranny I knew who met him. Had a sixth sense for bottoms or something

>>37440695
>Jonathan
top zozzle. Jonathan is literally a 3/10 at most.

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>>37440653
>hi, i'm Hunter

>>37440681
why does every thread HAVE to have some creepy nigger asking creepy niggardly questions... fucking hell EVERY THREAD

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>>37440686
nice try cicero

>>37440698
>or something
It's this.
The tranny didn't just know, the tranny slid his beanpole in James's buttpipe and that's why you know he's a girl in the gay world.

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>>37440544
>he's gay. A bottom even

>>37440572
>A bottom even
fwe

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Marcus
Auricles
Augustinius

>>37440753
>not inviting me
well i know where i stand in my family

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>>37440111
>tfw only Brandon on r9k

>>37440617
my name's Ezekiel and I'm genuinely considering changing it to Ezequiel because it only sounds good when Spanish speakers say it with an accent

ee - zee - kee - uhl sounds like wet dog turds when most Americans say it. zeeeeeek is even worse.

Siegfried is the best name