Is being a robot a choice?
would lifting save us?
>>37530817
I get told I must be taking steroids at work after starting lifting 4 years ago. Still alone, shy, and empty.
>>37530817
i'm almost 22.. i think i wasted too much time and making gains will be hard. if you're reading this and are 17 or younger, just fucking lift
>>37531627
22 is still young as hell you idiot
>get high
>lay in bed all day
>consume media
ahh, another day down boys
>>37530730
Trying to decide whether to acknowledge your freckles or cleavage
>am i in the right place?
>>37530730
>tfw no keer-ah gf
>>37530730
is this an orbiter thread or getting high all day in bed consuming media?
the second is my jam, the first is metastasized redditbook
>Meet girl on POF.
>Talk to her for months.
>We both develop feels for each other, plan to meet up on Wednesday.
>Tonight she opened up and told me how she had depression blah blah blah.
>Tell her I get depressed a lot too.
>"Haha! Cool, anon, we can be depressed together!"
>Tell her I also have autism.
>Her tone immediately changes to a cold and unfriendly one.
>Goes into a long rant about how she avoids most people, and can't handle "special needs individuals." Tells me that she can tolerate me so far, but real life could be different.
Wew. So I should never tell normies about my Asperger's under any circumstances, I gather? It was just amazing how quickly her tone changed. She was so enthusiastic and warm, and then suddenly everything died in her. Feels bad, man, especially when she didn't suspect anything before I told her.
dont tell anyone
ever
normie
>have feelings for a girl
>"hey btw I have autism."
>surprised she now looks down on him
Lol classic kekness
>>37530646
Yeah don't tell Normies shit about your Asperges until at least very close to them, as in years long Friendship/Relationship. Also she sounds a bit like a cunt anyway buy that could just be my natural dislike of people.
>tfw in an apartment building with a bunch of muslims and north Africans
>tfw scared every time I leave or come home
It's only a matter of time before they attack me. They already leer at me all the time and follow me menacingly, say awful things etc.
>>37530585
get out of there and rent elsewhere you dumb bitch
>Be Australian
>a terrorist attack just occurred in a apartment
You're fucked
>>37530585
Fuck you woman. I hate you and your kind. This is all your fault. You deserve rape and death for doing this to the US and Europe with your liberal ways.
What meds are you taking?
I'll start. Trazodone, and risperidone
Setraline.
I wanna fucking stop taking it but I can't or I'll fall back into my OCD
>>37530962
Twin!!! I have been on that shit for four years now
Everything is just so shit so often I want to go on meds but I cant even get myself together to go see a doctor and I know Ill just make my parents hate me even more than they already do. Is it worth getting on meds or do they just fuck you more?
>at work first night as janitor
>changing toilet paper in wonans room
>there's a small trash can beside the toilet
>Curious, look inside
>Find THIS
Jesus CHRIST
What the HELL is women's PROBLEM???
IT SMELLS
why would you JUST LEAVE THIS HERE
Women, you're fucking gross if your body does this.
To be fair all washroom stalls in the woman's room should have trashcans. You're not supposed to flush tampons or pads. Be happy that she didn't flush it or just left on floor.
Why are you upset she used a trashcan as a trashcan?
You're not going to last i this bothers you, op. Just wait until you walk into your first bathroom that has shit and toilet paper stacked up to the seat
Yeah doesn't seem like this new jobs gonna work out all that will for ya.
Do you ever look at pictures of yourself from your childhood, see how happy you used to be and wonder what the fuck went wrong with your life?
pic related
>>37530530
Yes, every time go to my dad's house, he has a ton of old pictures on the walls of my brother and I. I just look at them and wonder where the fuck did it all go wrong.
>>37530530
Yes, but I know where it went wrong. Around 8th grade when everyone else started maturing emotionally and socially and I didn't. A picture of 10 year old me is smiling at me from across the room, forever oblivious to the hell that awaits him
>>37530530
Put your ugly nigger face away you heathen.
>tfw passable tranny with bf, car, job and family likes me
pics or didn't happen
sage
>>37530529
hard to post pics when youre stealth
>>37530519
Post cute butt.
originalo sandwich originalo
My dick is fairly average size (6.5 inches long and about 7 inches in circumference) but I'm considering saving up to get an extra boost to have a nice pornstar cock. The only downside is most of the urologists the preform these types of surgeries also require you be circumcised. I love having a foreskin and I'm curious as to whether or not it would be worth it. So have any of you robots been circumcised as men and was it worth it?
>>37530390
Just for your information, I'd never have sex with a man who got this kind of surgery.
>>37530390
that's a well above average size. I hope you die in a fire
Why would you want to do that to your wonderful little uncircumsized cock?
Been on this page for a day and i can feel my self loathing kicking in. I honestly feel bad for you guys with social disorders, I know how that feels, but hating yourself is just going to make you believe even more that you cant accomplish anything, and you can!
dont lose hope.
>>37530143
I'm going through a serious episode right now and I find r9k to be somewhat therapeutic.
Just knowing that others are suffering is nice?
I dunno, I also chime in with positive advice which reinforces my beliefs that it is possible to pull through.
What are you talking about? The board is full of life loving normalfags
That sounds like normie babble to me. Self hatred is good for the mentally ill. It will help keep the gene pool clean.
>cute girl is sitting across from me on the bus
>she gets off at her stop
>quickly walk across the aisle and sit where she was sitting
>can still feel the warmth from her butt
jesus fuckin crist OP
If you don't realize that people who aren't mentally deficient notice when you do stuff like that you're definitely under 25 years old.
If i can i usually sit behind a cute girl on the bus,but jesus op you are doing this shit to a whole new level of autism kek
TFW 5'6", ugly, twig-skinny, and my penis doesn't even reach 5 inches fully erect...
I literally have no idea what has stopped from killing myself desu. It's like I was created just to be an example of someone who was never meant to reproduce.
> Get fit.
Still going to be short and limp-dicked. I saw a buff 5'5" guy yesterday and he looked absolutely ridiculous.
I swear to God if there isn't something better in the afterlife I'll find a way to come back as a spirit and blow up the entire world.
>>37530096
At least no one will pay any attention to you.
>>37530153
Jesus Christ, I fucking wish. Everywhere I go people stare me down. I can't even eat a meal in peace at a restaurant without lifting my head to see tables dead-on staring at me.
>>37530096
You don't have to get as buff as that 5'5 guy.
You can develop a body that is muscular and well proportioned.
You only have one life. Don't permit yourself to quit without trying first.
I was reading about some girl who got stabbed and anyway, the guy who stabbed her was on trial and all that stuff but then the girl went and managed to go get herself murdered in a seperate incident by some other guy.
Kinda seems unfair to keep pursuing the charge against the first guy. What good does that do now?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sex-assault-victim-jailed-judge-edmonton-1.4140533
He still stabbed her.
>>37530126
but if you look at it on a cosmic scale, she was doomed no matter what, as it turns out. You can't actually be charged with murder if the person you attack is already doomed. You can only be charged with attempted murder because no matter your best efforts, you can't actually murder them, but you can try all you want.
That's real you can look it up.
>>37530092
The first guy should still be charged.
Why is this a thread?
Pic related is why I don't even try to be friends with normies. They just straight up act cruel.
>>37530017
they prob said it for a reason - aka you're an insufferable fucking autist dumbass unaware idiot selfish fuck
>>37530017
>a girl talked to me
>gosh i hate women toying with me feelings
classic r9k
>>37530017
>pray for manchester
yeah you're not trying to befriend normalfags at all
MY MOM IS WASHING HER FUCKING HAIR IN THE KITCHEN SINK
IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
JUST 5 HOURS AGO SHE USED THE SAME SINK TO THAW RAW CHICKEN
>>37529911
Why exactly would she feel the need to do that
>thawing your raw chicken in the sink instead of using my special method
my condolences
>>37529911
Good. Her dandruff can mingle with your salmonella. Everyone's happy