>cute girl is sitting across from me on the bus >she gets

jesus fuckin crist OP

If you don't realize that people who aren't mentally deficient notice when you do stuff like that you're definitely under 25 years old.

If i can i usually sit behind a cute girl on the bus,but jesus op you are doing this shit to a whole new level of autism kek

>not sniffing her seat
Step up.

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>>37530106
I am super covetous of thermal ass energy also, as it gives me powers beyond the understanding of any normalfag.

>>37530106
This is a pure and innocent feel. No normalfag will ever be able to comprehend it.

>>37530194
>be me
>someone changes seats and I glance at them
>wasn't keeping a tally of who is seated where
>lose interest and return to my own thoughts

That's all that anyone will think.

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>>37530106
Are you really this lonely anon?

>>37530437
>be me
>also notice cute girl but mind my business
>take note of when she gets off at her stop
>man, that girl was really cute
>notice weirdo boy "quickly walk across the aisle and sit where she was sitting"
>had not noticed this weirdo boy before
>don't make the connection
>man, that weirdo boy is weird
>mind my business

>>37530508
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>>37530219
At my work we have these rascal scooters for the landwhales to drive around the store. Somedays this fatass white trash landwhale will come in and ride that shit around the store for 40mins. Come to the check stand and ask for a carry out because lazy fat fuck!

I have to then drive that shit back inside, the black rubber seat all fucking warm and moist, smelling of a poorly wiped asshole.

>>37531265
The smell and feel of a damp unwashed obese ass is what America is all about.

>>37530106
kinda weird

but eh, i get asmr chills from girls breathing on the complete opposite side of the room. im desperate too.