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I got bullied at school
how about you guys
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Nice thread, loser. NOT! *slaps you in the face* If you tell on me, I'll kill your dog.
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Who didn't?
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>no one payed any attention to me at all
>not even the bullies
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Is anyone else /lovinglife/ right now
>Be me
>in uni
>find roommate to help pay rent
>8/10 Trap
like actually trap thought it was a girl at first
>one night wake up because cold
>he's next to my dick
>he unzipped my pants and pulled it out
>We both Freak out
>Apologizes
>says that he wanted to see one in person
>says he's never seen one
>ask if he can touch it
>say okay
>he pokes it
>I start to get hard
>asks if he did that
>embarrassingly say yeah
>wraps hand and starts to pull
>oh fuck.zip
>start to moan
>he asks if its good
>brain dead.avi
>he giggles
>he takes it in his mouth
>can't hold it
>cum In his mouth
>He swallows and chuckles
>says if I ever want it again to just ask
>runs off
>ask him next day before class
>embarrassment.ico
>he blushes and says really
>asks if it was good last time
>say yes
>gets super happy says it was his first time doing it
>does it again
>finish
>he tells me that if I want it again to just ask
>he's done it everyday for two weeks now
How are you guys doing
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Fuck off with this psyops shit. To the gulags with you.
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>>37533850
Fine, I'm in the same situation but with an actual female.
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>never saw a dick
>has one
Okay.
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>be neet
>it's dads birthday and my family decides to take him to a baseball game
>family tells me to come
>I don't want to come
>mom says it's dads birthday and she'll cut off my internet if I don't come
>I go to the fucking baseball game
>dad is a turbo chad and he doesn't understand what's wrong with me
>the baseball game is just one guy throwing a ball at another guy and if the other guy can hit it with a stick the crowd cheers
>get bored so I load up on diet Mountain Dew
>I drank probably a pint of it, now I need to piss a quart
>tell family I'm going to piss, dad says he'll come too
>fuck
>we go to the bathroom and I go to the last open stall
>dad stops me and asks why I go to the stall all the time
>some guy takes the last stall while he's lecturing me
>go to the urinal instead, dad takes the one next to me
>face gets red, I start sweating
>try to pee, I really have to but none comes out
>I get embarrassed and wonder if my dad knows
>eventually a stall opens up
>run over there like an autist
>take a piss and stay in there until the game is over because I was too embarrassed to go out
If you don't get anxiety in public restrooms you need to get the fuck out
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>>37533772
Hhahahaghah
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>>37533818
I'm not joking dude if there's someone next to me at the urinal I actually cannot urinate at all
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>>37533772
iktf
>be in pub toilet waiting for stall
>pub owner comes in looks at me like wtf
>thinks i must be waiting to use drugs in the stall
>stands in restroom listening to me piss
>25 year old fembot
>fat but still a chestlet
>only attracted to guys like pic related
>hit on all the time by creeps, uggos and macho Chads
>Just want a pretty feminine guy to cuddle with and cosplay with
>Not some 30 year old cross dresser, a cute feminine guy
>whenever I meet a guy that looks like that he's gay, taken or both
>Been on plenty of dates over the past 4 years but couldn't bring myself to kiss any of them. The thought makes me want to gag
>Everyone thought my taste in guys would change as I got older and I believed them
>It didn't
I'm probably going to die alone.
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>boohoo I get tons of attention but it's not from the guys I want boohoo
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top jej roastie
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>>37533714
I'm sure most of the guys here could get some trashy girl, but they're only interested in their submissive perfect ideals. Just look at the "ideal gf" threads.
Oh yeah this is r9k, where uggos demand waifus and girls are roastie sluts because they won't date uggo neckbeards.
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Undesirable traits thread 2017-06-06 09:53:26 Post No.37533640
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Undesirable traits thread
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>i'm way too clingy
>i've never been in a relationship
>virgin
>always on the verge of breakdown
>reserved suicide date to 5-7 years from now
>help me
>i can barely think straight half the time due to the tension that never leaves my neck
>i want out
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>adhd
mhmm
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>>37533640
>traumatic brain injury
>fat
>impoverished
>third worlder
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>never had any friends
>doesn't have any family
>doesn't use social networks
>doesn't own a game console
>eats frozen foods
>has never been on vacation
>height doesn't start with a 7 (metric)
>doesn't live in a first world nation
>hasn't created his own faith
>hasn't cleared the lands of heresy
>hasn't made sure to secure the survival of
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Stop misusing the term "Beta", you are "Omegas" 2017-06-06 09:40:59 Post No.37533513
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Stop misusing the term "Beta", you are "Omegas"
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Stop using the term betas all the time to mean autistic/socially crippled, omega is the term you're looking for.
beta is for the second in command, the ones who aspire to be alphas or that act submissive among their peers and follow alphas.
Omegas have no basically no friends and are not necessarily submissive, it's a completely different concept.
Beta=Submissive but social nu males
Omegas=no social life, either schizoid or autistic
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Yeah you tell em, you clear up those misperceptions.
Betas need to fuck right off, this board is omega territory
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>>37533513
What about if you have some friends, but are still a virgin loser who does severely autistic things like filming girls on the street and writing private fanfic starring said girls?
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>>37533563
If you're not submissive you're not beta
You sound like a gamma -, maybe delta +
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You can't be a true robot if you're white, just literally walk up to any Asian girl and they will fuck you on the basis of your skin color.
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>>37533443
What if you aren't Canadian? What if you're in the US and aren't on the west coast so there are no Asian girls?
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>>37533443
this is accurate
i went to japan earlier this year and a random small girl who had never met me before just pressed up against my arm out of nowhere
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>>37533443
I know I fuck all the chink girls I even berate them but they still want my superior white cock
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>Holy shit, Anon! Why are you walking around with your dick hanging out like that? Everyone's going to laugh at how small it is! Here, hide it my mouth so no one sees. Aaaaaaawwwww...
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>Heh, if you say so man.
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>>37533425
What was the purpose of this thread
Are you gay and looking for some excuse to talk about sucking dick? Is this a situation where you were in? Is this some shame thing?
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>>37533460
Why does your dick look like a raw piece of chicken?
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I read so much woman hate here but when I think about those 35 year old unmarried girls who want nothing more than to have a child and a person to grow old with and they can and will not ever find it I feel so sorry for them
Sure they fucked up and they're roasties but an entire life of regret in exchange for a few years of mistakes?
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They should have thought about that before letting the entire fraternity run a train on her
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They should have thought about that before setting their standards so high to never settle
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How did they fuck up and why are they roasties?
>didn't discover fapping until 22
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>>37533249
> Didn't discover how to shit until 45
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I knew since I was 2 I'm 23 now
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>>37533249
>not understanding the pattern betwen peepee rubbing and enjoyment
your IQ must be like 60. even niggers get it.
As a "roastie" that is looking for a bf how should I talk to men? If you could have a girl talk to you what would you want her to say? Are compliments a bad since they'll make me seem overbearing or desperate? Should I avoid talking about my own life? What kinds of things would you wanna share with her? What would you wanna talk about?
I've struggled with making friends so any honest advice is greatly appreciated.
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If you tried talking to me I'd probably give you one word answers or ignore you until you went away then I'd beat myself up for seeming disinterested when I'm really just frightened and confused.
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You should watch anime and imitate the personalities of the idealised female characters.
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you can take your pick from anyone here
it is not in our interest to give you advice because youll be able to get someone better then
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where do you lie on the virgin chart, anon?
>Bonus: Wizard - has embraced his fate and transcended caring about such matters
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Semi-wet cool apprentice wizard reporting.
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>>37533236
How about all of the above
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Changed the titles accordingly
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>tfw 27 and still having wet dreams
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>>37533142
>25 and never had a wet dream
I'm not sure what to feel
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>>37533149
you probably never stopped jacking off
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>>37533161
not OP but I only get wet dreams after i nofap for a week or two.
fucking dream stacies entering my sleep and stealing my purity
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Reminder that even if you somehow manage to get a gf, a Chad like me will come along and she'll dump you for me.
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>>37533121
Seeing images like this always seem like such a revelation. Seeing the awkwardness of women really does humanize them.
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>>37533121
Good, more men need to see women for what they are.
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>>37533121
thats actually a chad getting dumped for a loving and caring robot
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>The first tenet: Mankind is impossibly flawed and can never achieve perfection
>The second tenet: Closeness to perfection, therefore, is the goal of every man to be undertaken in his own way
>The third tenet: Perfection is freedom from self doubt, worry, and loneliness
>The fourth tenet: Loss creates holes in the spirit of a man, therefore it is better to live modestly and within your means, and to dedicate your life to the elimination of displeasure whenever possible without falling prey to overindulgence
>The fifth and final tenet: The life of solitude within ones means is therefore the most spiritually rewarding existence.
join my cult robots
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I'm in.
When do we start cucking the masses into giving us money?
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>>37533111
>trips=truth
im interested, would we get to do acid?
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>>37533170
I'd assume so, I think drugs should be the focal point of our meetings