where do you lie on the virgin chart, anon? >Bonus: Wizard

Semi-wet cool apprentice wizard reporting.

>>37533236
How about all of the above

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>>37533276
Correct. All moods bitter virgins tend to have.

>>37533236
i m dry digging my way to cool

>>37533236

Where do I fall on this chart if I gave up dating because I came to the conclusions that dating/intimate relationships are a waste of time and money through logic and cost-benefit analytics?

>>37533433
Don't try to glorify it, you are a cool virgin who has given up the fight.

>>37533236
Technically not a virgin but Wet and Warm

>>37533370
sure but people have different reactions to their situation and cope differently
Basically dry vs wet is how you deals with feels (dry = internalise and feel sad, wet = externalise and feel angry), and warm vs cool is what you do about it (warm = coping/self-improvement, cool = LDAR/do nothing.)

>>37533433
if not just dry cool, I suppose neutral cool/mixed cool/"true cool" or whatever you wanna call it

im not a virgin but i literally call myself subhuman and self harm a lot
i hate myself for not trying much. i have super autistic adfiction-level interests in things i pursue while all else rots not to mention actual real drug addiction (getting sick from no opiates sucks)

>>37533559
>have different reactions to their situation and cope differently
Such do not necessarily need to be constant. Sometimes you're angry, sometimes you're bitter, sometimes you're sad. There's not a four different groups of people in the chart, just different emotions that can be experienced due to virginhood.

>>37533579
How and why do you selfharm?

Ice cold wizard reporting in.

>>37533312
I see that you're too stupid to realize that you have to pick one from each row.

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>>37533609
i punch things and myself and cut myself and burn myself with hot water and wax and dig my nails into myself (they are long). also poked self with needles, clech jaw until it hurts, etc.
i do it because self hate gets to a point i need to release tension. last time i did it majorly i was freaking about my worthlesness all day and getting drunk didnt help so i gashed my leg a lot to distract myself. id rather be pathetic like this than actually do anything.
its only bad cuz im actually smart and have a phd fellowship but im an idiot and fuck up constantly. i kind of want a low stress job and life to autistically play video games all day. ive considered breaking up with my gf even to play games more. idk tho its emotional support etc

>>37533602
Sure absolutely, personally I've felt all of these and I'm sure most people here have too (although not all 'combinations') and I have noticed in different periods of my life I have leaned in different directions. eg. going from blue pilled, TRP, to MGTOW, and eventually becoming entirely black pilled.

>>37533276
>i'm multiclassing

>>37533236
Probably right in the middle. Right in the very centre of the entire chart.

solid Wet leaning towards Cool

im the ''virgin cause havent find anyone i could connect with on deeper level and develop romantic and sexual feelings towards''

finding sex is not a problem for me, i could make chad my submissive bitch if i wanted to

what's hard is finding someone i would genuinely love

>>37534046
I doubt it, anon. But if that's true then you're doing god's work. Keep it up.

>>37534064
>But if that's true then you're doing god's work
why? why is it a good thing? i don't care about the ''muh purity'' and i will not wait for marriage

i just naturally don't have a sexual desire for guys i don't have feelings for

>>37534207
It means you're not being a retard and jumping into bed with any idiot, then getting emotionally fucked up by the consequences.

>>37534256
>then getting emotionally fucked up by the consequences.
like what? i only know of the physical consequences (that will of course lead to being emotionally fucked too)

but just use a condom

>>37534308
don't much on the subject myself (not other poster) but there are a lot of stats that suggest more sexual partners is worse for the overall long-term wellbeing of a woman and how successful her relationships are. I'm sure you could look around and find some.

>>37533236
Wizard
but I've been through all of those stages and now i somehow have a optimistic outlook on finding a sexual partner.
but i don't stress it like i used to, probably because I'm a wizard and i have seen things you people wouldn't believe.

>>37534329
>(not other poster)
Doesn't matter if you aren't me, bro. Pretty much said what I would've said.

>>37533236
Cool and in the middle of dry and wet

I'm not really dry or wet but i'm definitely warm
Being a virgin doesn't depress me or make me angry

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>>37533236
dryish not depressed hopeless of melancholic but anxious and social anxious warmish, trying to get fit and self improve

>>37534329
maybe

both men and women who are being promiscuous are probably more likely to cheat

i don't think i could trust a player either, but i wouldn't care if the guy was a virgin or not, neither of groups should be denounced or praised

Extremely dry and mostly cool

The most dry and cool person I can imagine. Why haven't I ended it yet?

>>37534480
IMO getting fit (beyond going for ridiculous hulk body that few women actually like) is one of the few self-improvement memes that robots should partake in. If you're ugly and awkward you're not gonna get much puss either way but will improve the rest of your life all the same, even if you still end up wizard.

dry+warm tee-bee-aysh

>>37534688
It's worthwhile if only to better defend yourself, especially in a situation where a normal or a chad decides to try to physically bully you to make himself look better.
Just a bit of moderate exercise can put you at a much higher physical level than the average normal, without making you look any stronger.

i'm cool, dry and wet

in that order

>>37533236
Isn't cool the same as wizard?

I'm a final-year wizard apprentice with dry and cool and some history of warm.

>tfw get my hat and robe next winter if some succubus doesn't intervene

h.heh, real funny guys, but seriously, can you stop memeing virgin insecurity, I don't want normies to pick this up

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Warm, and a mix of wet and dry. I socialise, but the lack of intimacy is frustrating and depressing

>>37533236
Dry and cool, although I'm not a virgin.

moist and cool

I am cool as ice
Ice cold

Dry.

Had a warm phase for a while.

>>37533236
I've gone from dry to wet to cool to warm, and now I'm actually trying actively to have sex so I guess I'm staying in warm for a while

Ima dry-cool kinda guy

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Wet & Warm

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>>37533236
dry and cool like the other side of my bed.

>>37533236
all of that depending on mood. Plus occasionally "baseless hopeful" for example when a girl looks at me without that split second face of disgust..

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>>37533236
>tfw cool & dry guy

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Hell yeah, I'm cool!

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>Dry Cool
I have given up all hope of having any sort of relationship with another human being beyond typing abusive vitriol into the void of the internet

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>Dry Cool and that's apparently not an original standpoint

Somewhere between dry and warm, been inching closer to warm over the past few months.

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>>37533236
Dry and room temperature. I'm always stuck between improving myself and being too lazy.

>>37534046
This. I would stay a virgin if I could never connect with someone in that way.

dry and warm :(

Dry/Warm failed normie.