>be neet >it's dads birthday and my family decides

>>37533772
Hhahahaghah

>>37533818
I'm not joking dude if there's someone next to me at the urinal I actually cannot urinate at all

>>37533772

iktf

>be in pub toilet waiting for stall
>pub owner comes in looks at me like wtf
>thinks i must be waiting to use drugs in the stall
>stands in restroom listening to me piss

>>37533849
I hate that feel
>waiting for a stall
>people staring at me and wondering why I'm not using the open urinal

>>37533772
It's not your fault anon, your parents clearly fucked you over. You gotta fix yourself though, you sound like a massive wuss, though. Learn to go outside, get out of your comfort zone, and also stop drinking that shit. Soda is awful for you.

>>37533891
>soda is awful for you
I really don't give a fuck, as long as I don't get fat I'm fine

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I don't know what happened that made me this way. I used to be able to piss and maybe even be one of *those* that talks talks at the urinal every now and then. I don't really have a lot of social anxiety, be especially not with men.

>>37533869
They could always use their brain and guess you have to shit maybe?

A true autistic virgin has to sit down to pee.

>>37533844
SAME IT DOESNT COME UP

>>37533772
>minimizing piss splash and avoiding stepping in piss makes me a virgin

>>37533938
You know what, I forgot about something I've pondered before to help make sense of why I can't piss at the urinal unless I'm alone. I actually became hyper vigilant around the same time it started. And because you're when you're pissing, partly because you can't stop, it's like putting yourself in a position of weakness.

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>the virgin piss
you mean the normal piss

Using a public urinal at all is absolute normie tier. I only piss in stalls.

I can never use the urinal the stall is much more comfortable

>>37534667
>>37533844
that feel. I used to be the biggest autist around the block with social anxiety.
I've lost my virginity a year ago and fixed myself best I could.
I still cant piss if somebody stands next to me. I just freeze. for fucks sake I cant even piss in front of my gf even though she sucks my dick every day and I'm comfortable being naked around her.
I just dont know what else should I do to fix this.

>Cant piss in a urinal
>I can piss outside though and don't really care

Why is this?

>>37534875
same. weird shit

>>37534764
That's gold haha

The fuck is wrong with trying to minimise urine splashback?

>>37534764
audibly and originally kek'd

>>37534890
Like I can't even piss if they're using the urinal way at the end, yet I'll just piss pretty near a friend if we're near bushes.

>>37533844
Ik how it feels like mang... have a friendly shoulder

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>>37533772

>break during class
>go to bathroom to piss while noone is in there
>two urinals(short and tall one)
>go out of my way to get the tall one
>out loud say "I'm a big boy"
>other beta from class comes in
>about to go to stall but I finish and start walking towards sink
>he does a 360 and walks to the urinals
>goes to the short one
>literally have to hold my self back from losing my shit
he wasn't a big boy