>i'm way too clingy
>i've never been in a relationship
>virgin
>always on the verge of breakdown
>reserved suicide date to 5-7 years from now
>help me
>i can barely think straight half the time due to the tension that never leaves my neck
>i want out
>adhd
mhmm
>>37533640
>traumatic brain injury
>fat
>impoverished
>third worlder
>never had any friends
>doesn't have any family
>doesn't use social networks
>doesn't own a game console
>eats frozen foods
>has never been on vacation
>height doesn't start with a 7 (metric)
>doesn't live in a first world nation
>hasn't created his own faith
>hasn't cleared the lands of heresy
>hasn't made sure to secure the survival of
>>37533712
>>hasn't created his own faith
>>hasn't cleared the lands of heresy
>>hasn't made sure to secure the survival of
is this a joke of some sort?
>>37533845
your supposed to add to it or play along. Sure smells like summertime
{{{Dieu le veut}}}
>khv
>chubby
>awkward
>skin problems
>jobless
>>37533640
If you want to get better, you need to start off somewhere.
Download the app "Goodblocks" and work on fixing your self-esteem, and fixing the things YOU want to fix.
>BPD
>MDD
>think about suicide every day
>Extremely paranoid in relationships because I've been cheated on in every single one
>Small dick
>Lack of motivation to do anything
>no friends
>clingy
>virgin
>inexperienced with relationships
>skeleton
>prominent nose
>weak chin
>brachydactyly (pic related)
>femdom fetish
I can go on and on but this is getting depressing
>>37533640
>Face is a cruel joke, got pretty much every ugly facial feature you could think of
>Butt-blasted manlet
>Autistic, adhd, can't read some social cues or take too long to think
>Really fucking bad sense of fashion, try to keep clean but always smell like shit
>Mentally ill, probably insane
>>37534655
Can you give a quick summary of what that app does?
>>37534748
It's a game where you have to discard the bad blocks (negative self-view) and accept the good blocks.
There are levels, and you get achievements.
>insanely insecure
>clingy
>socially retarded
>small tits
>>37534942
this sounds dumb as fuck lmao
>>37534942
I suppose I'll check it out
>>37533640
>I absolutely do not care about the outcome of anything (i.e politics, my own life ect.)
>lazy
>smoke weed every single day through out the day except for when im working
>when not at work im always at home or shopping for cool stuff/food
>insatiable sex drive i jerk off 5 times a day or until my dick cant get hard anymore
>do not want a relationship with 3D women and prefer to be a degenerate waifu fag
>i play vidya too much
>i watch anime too much
>i give money to traps online so they can jerk for me
>i am an adult but am an autistic teenager in reality
>>37533640
Here's a list not in any order of why girls have left me / rejected me
>Clingy
>Obsessive
>Tunnel vision to the girl im currently with
>Cooks and cleans to much
>Refuses to spend money on dates
>Submissive
>Bad in bed
Uhhh I'm pretty sure that covers all of it. Its never about how I look its always about how I act. Once I'm with a girl I only care about her. I don't need friends or others I just need her. I want to make her happy and to please her but I'm far to submissive to dom and I'm far to logical and realistic to waste money.
>>37533640
>heavy smoker
>introvert
>as soon as someone says one thing out of line to me i loose all regard/respect for them (this doesn't help with holding down a job)
>asperger
>boring to be around
>indecisive
>apathetic
>ugly
>clingy
>don't trust anyone
>don't want to go to get coffee or something inane like that
>socially awkward
>weird sense of humour
>never had a girl so don't know how to act
>weird fetishes but too submissive to ask
>short
>bald
>hairy
>overweight
I have become feels, destroyer of life
>5'8" height
That's it
If I was 6 foot tall I would have conquered the entire world by now
>>37533640
move the date forward
hmm hmm
>crave social interaction sometimes, but when others reach out to me outwith those times I hate it so much I can even be hostile
>too impulsive, I started smoking out of nowhere not long ago. Moved country to study because I felt like it
>take things too slow in life, and when I try pick things up, overwhelmed with stress
>angry, dominant (and not in the mommy way), demanding, selfish
>no 5 year plan
>been coming here for 9 years now
>unsentimental with other people, but overly empathetic with eg films
>ugly
I'm a right cunt. Some men are attracted to me because i'm blunt and they think I can fix their life up, but it stresses me out because I essentially manage both my and their lives and I always just end up hating them for being so pathetic and useless.
>short
>introverted
That's it. Guaranteed formula for a lifetime of loneliness.
>>37533640
Start doing yoga
>lazy
>mentally ill
>barely manage to give a shit
>avoidant
>>37533640
>Will always prefer Felix Argyle to you
>Life revolves around converting other Anons on /r9k/ to gay weebs and Felix Argyle
>Worships Felix Argyle 24/7
>Will only date someone if they are a cute trap that speaks in nyas
>Spends his free time hugging a Felix Argyle pillow
Wait fuck, those aren't undesirable traits, my bad.
>>37534655
youre assuming the people here want to get better
this is just anger central