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Why not be gay? Think about it.

You get to live with your best friend
It's all chill no woman drama
Sex all the time, great blowjobs
All the hobbies you want
No risk of kids

It's pretty cool man
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>>37534673
yes but have u considered being sandwich-sexual
if u are gay
>boyfri(end)
if u are sandwich-sexual like me
>turkey on italian (fucking delicious)
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>>37534673
The average human body is unhygienic and disgusting. The male is 2X worse than the female body. Straight women truly are troopers, that should be honored and respected
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>>37534711
That sounds fucking delicious, why not eat it sandwiched between two fit bros though --> next level

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>tfw women want a man with goals and ambitions and a strong drive
>tfw I am just exactly the opposite

Kek my shit up
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>>37534624
I used to have goals and ambitions. Then I realized looks are the only thing that matters in life
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>>37534684
You decides to give up and become a lazy piece of shit after you came up with a pitiful excuse.
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>>37534726
I do/ did twice even three times the work of others. Never got credit for it. Chad halfasses or does minimal work and gets praised. That a major blow to your self worth

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>fantasizing about going to a concert
>being brought on the scene by the artist
>singing a song from beginning to end
>everyone is going crazy, even the artist
>becoming an internet star
>slaying pussy
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Maybe today is the day someone will sit with you at lunch.

Baby steps.
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>>37534569
Poor autistic boy, he probably ranted on /pol/ later about the "smelly nigger" who used his table.
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>>37534551
>>fantasizing about going to a concert

they are horrible, you are not missing anything

Everyone in class introduce yourself by saying your name and a random fact about yourself!
Lets start with... you!
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>>37534538
uhmm uhmm I-i used to p...play basketball b-because my mommy wanted me to b-but I was too stupid and didnt do anything hehe
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My name is John and I review fast food and energy drinks.
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I'm Jose and I'm not mexican

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What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

>tfw tonguefucking a girls ass
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fapped to a doujinshi
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Pissed on, inside and in the mouth of a girl
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I let my gf peg me regularly

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Had a really bad break-up guys. Can someone redpill me about everything.

I'm up for anything.

>No hate edition.
(Pic not related)
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>>37534448
The holocaust did not happen (but should have)
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kill yourself you worthless streetshit
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>>37534448
automation will lead to communism

globilization will lead to communism

nazism will lead to communism

will explain if needed

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I made a video about why tap water is making people gay, check it out if you want

https://youtu.be/Cxpa6A2WAXc

Also shill your channel, I'll sub and like your shit
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Shlump en bunpin
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Tfw no robot youtubers
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I really like this guy
subscribed

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If I will learn arabic, convert to islam and find a decent job, will I be able to get a virgin muslim wife?
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MGTOW IS A FAGGOT CULT
MGTOW IS A FAGGOT CULT
MGTOW IS A FAGGOT CULT

Beware, NEETs
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No, you will die a virgin no matter what you do.
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>>37534369
Yeah you can definitely score a Moroccan or Syrian girl but if you're converting to Islam just for the woman you might as well just get a Christian Arab waifu

T. Muzzie

short haired or long haired girls anon?
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Which ever knows I exist, to be honest
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long haired, quite obviously.
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Depends on the person.

/thread

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Tell me about your goals and aspirations robots
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>>37534176
if you have them you don't belong here, fuck off
sage
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None.

I am finishing a 3 year IT course next week. I have not a single clue as to what I want to do next. Guess it's just working until retirement now.
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Move into the infosec industry.

Be the top of my field.

Be happy.

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Why dont girls like this exist?
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>>37534090
This looks exactly like my GF.

Feelsgoodman
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>>37534091

don't lie
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>>37534090
I had a tom boy GF when I was in high school. It was pretty nice. We'd just play basketball together, skate together, ride dirt bikes together, all while hooking up when we could. It was a lot like having a bro who you could fuck without the homo. We broke up and she came out as a lesbian a couple of years later, which wasn't surprising.

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How have you been doing?
The gains make you feel a bit better about being you?
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>>37534006
Take as many blue pills as you can.
You are the player of your game
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>>37534006
I just handed in a uni assignment (worth 1%) an hour ago and just realised a few mistakes I've made and that there was a way more efficient way to do the calcs.

I can't let it go and chill. How do you stop sweating the small things brehs?
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>>37534006
Brah it makes me feel so good, it totally freed me from my negative perspective and I've realized depression and feeling bad is so avoidable

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ITT: spergiest things you've done:
>pissed behind a tree in elementary school because I thought I'd make me look cool and edgy and I told everyone
>some girl saw and told the teacher and I cried in front of the class

>thought it was cool to be fat so I tried to eat as much as I could and bragged about being a fat fuck

>thought balls were hilarious in 5th grade and when I wasn't talking about mario I talked about those

>sung the Pokemon theme song in front of my 6th grade class

>wore naruto clothes every day for the entire 8th grade

>when I first came I rationalized that technically I had sex with my hand so I told everyone I had sex
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>>37534005
Do you have parents or did you just materialize like this?
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>>37534049
I had parents. I was a complete sorry

>had one friend in 10th grade
>we played minecraft with the Pokemon mod every Saturday
>we'd play it and put the pokemon theme song on repeat and sing along with it
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>>37534005
>didn't really understand sex
>talked about it a ton in hs

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>he calls himself a robot
>he doesnt own his class mount
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>he calls himself a robot
>still enjoys video games
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>>37533934
>he calls himself a robot
>plays legion
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>playing wow in the year of our lord 2017
Gee i didn't know it was 2006

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>cheesesteak (10 inch) for breakfast
>6 powdered mini donuts for snack after breakfast
>rocky road ice cream for snack before lunch
>2 slices of pizza for lunch
>half a bag of cool ranch doritos for snack after lunch
>went to buffet with friends for dinner and had 3 plates of food (fried wonton, noodles, spare ribs, pizza, french fries, fried shrimp, fried chicken, sushi, chocolate cake, cheesecake, ice cream, pudding)
>come home and have 6 more mini powdered donuts

Just end my fucking life please. I'm never going to lose these final 10 lbs. I probably just gained 10lbs for this day alone! Diets are too hard.
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Punish yourself for every breakage of your diet, i.e exercise for every donut, or a stick of celery (without salt) for every pack of doritos.
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>>37533930
Literally start over again today.
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>>37533930
just eat subway subs

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