Why not be gay? Think about it. You get to live with your best

>>37534673
yes but have u considered being sandwich-sexual
if u are gay
>boyfri(end)
if u are sandwich-sexual like me
>turkey on italian (fucking delicious)

>>37534673
The average human body is unhygienic and disgusting. The male is 2X worse than the female body. Straight women truly are troopers, that should be honored and respected

>>37534711
That sounds fucking delicious, why not eat it sandwiched between two fit bros though --> next level

> sex all the time
> but it's a dude
> great blowjobs
> but it's a dude

You have to be a faggot in the first place to enjoy this. And if you're already a faggot then OP doesn't need to convince you to do anything.

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>>37534742
Just become gay

>>37534758
you don't just become straight like you don't just become gay
your peepee decides what it likes my dude

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>>37534892
I could knob a few girls then maybe I'd become straight, but why bother? Men are better

>>37534673
The downside is being gay as fuck.

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>>37534673
>Why not be gay?
I just don't find men sexually attractive.

Don't me wrong, a good mans body is a work of art, 1000x better than anything women are capable of because it shows diligence and character, rather than just genetics.

I just don't find it SEXUALLY attractive. If I could take a pill to make me gay, I'd do it right now. Straight up. I WANT to be gay but I'm just not.

>>37534673
>It's all chill no woman drama

You've got to be kidding me

Every day at school or work there's always the topic "Is Anon gay?" or "Anon is gay, I have evidence this time!" until they finally get you to admit it.

2bh being gay has it's own set of difficulties. When your partner is the same gender it can make you feel insecure because you start quantifying and comparing and your attributes. And because gays make up a smaller amount of the population it can be difficult to find a bf who isn't a pleb.