ITT: spergiest things you've done: >pissed behind a tree

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>>37534005
Do you have parents or did you just materialize like this?

>>37534049
I had parents. I was a complete sorry

>had one friend in 10th grade
>we played minecraft with the Pokemon mod every Saturday
>we'd play it and put the pokemon theme song on repeat and sing along with it

>>37534005
>didn't really understand sex
>talked about it a ton in hs

>>37534005
>be me
>age eight
>its summer so my parents have to leave me at home with the dog on workdays
>discovered fapping like 2 months earlier
>kept my dads ww1 bayonet in my room since i thought it was super kool1!!1
>be fapping in room while parents are gone
>dog walks in and i shoo it out
>dog starts barking
>wont stop
>i get mad at try to threaten the dog with the bayonet (tiny beagle, i know it cant hurt me)
>accidentally slash at the beagle and make a tiny wound (the dog isnt hurt and it doesnt even bleed)
>instantly fucking scared
>put bayonet back
>let the dog run off since i was scared my parents would get mad
nobody ever fucking found it

Why do you keep telling people stuff

>>37534271
What do you mean?

Orighjuyfjkugv

>>37534288
I think he means that you tell a lot of people shit.

>>37534300
In real life? Because I wanted to make people like me and I didn't realize I was doing the opposite. After my friend died I realized that I was hopeless and I stopped talking

>>37534271
Cause EVERYBODY except like ten people in the world LOVES gossip, weather real or not. The world thrives on it, it fuels people. We all want to entertained, even if it's all fake or dumb or made up as you go. It's what makes people happy deep down inside, sadly

>>37534288
Just most of those embarrassing stories end with you saying "Then I bragged about it/told people about it"

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>>37534005
>be 7~ yr old me
>get a new video camera
>neighbour girl comes over with her dad
>her dad talks with my mum inside
>girl, brother and I take camera outside
>don't remember all the details but remember filming my dick a lot
>generally just doing autistic and inappropriate shit and filming it
>go back inside
>"Show us your movie anon!"
>oh fuck.jpg
>mum and neighbour's dad proceed to watch me being a creepy little autist filming my dick
>she wasn't allowed over any more

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