Everyone in class introduce yourself by saying your name and

>>37534538
uhmm uhmm I-i used to p...play basketball b-because my mommy wanted me to b-but I was too stupid and didnt do anything hehe

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My name is John and I review fast food and energy drinks.

I'm Jose and I'm not mexican

>>37534538
I used to masturbate in class

im darryl and I challenge all of you to a guitar duel

I'm John and I used to play the accordion.

>>37534538
im david, ive taken over 200 hits of acid in the past 3 dears and enjoy making fun of autistic losers on the internet

hi im anon im the kid you are supposed to laugh at and say "well atleast im not that weirdo"

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My name is DRUMPF and I am a POOPYHEAD

H-hi my n-name is Jacob, a-and I'm a DJ. *lie*

I actually did this, and had to pretend to be a DJ the entire year. Fuck me.

>>37534689
did you have fun at least

>>37534538
Listen, to my understanding the majority of students here including me would prefer to get to know each other naturally throughout the course of the year, rather than forcefully in a manner that would fuel our anxieties.
I'm not saying a word about myself and neither should any of you.

>>37534538
i'm richard and i like to touch myself at night

>>37534840
Sad thing is that most people would agree but you'll still be looked at as an autist for saying something like this

>>37534538
I'm Jean, and I eat children

Im kent and i smoked weed for the second time in my life last weekend

>>37534538
Was asked something similar,
I said I wanted to a be a programmer and that I use Haskell and C.
kill me

>>37534538
>"H-hi I'm Richard and I caught the bus today"
No Richard, tell us something about you, not what you did today
>panic
>"I'm a virgin"

I dropped that class the next day.

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My name is Alan and I am a Mexican

>>37535079
kys juan

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>>37535986
leave our enchilada eating brothers alone before i have to slap the shit out of you through my screen

>>37534538
i played with a rabbit once. i used a rope!
i heard its squeals until it stopped moving, i took it to my brother and said she was acting so cute! but he told me she was dead. i kissed the rabbit and said she was still alive
then i contracted a disease and went to hospital. i stayed there for 5 months.
i'm okay now. anyone want to play jump rope?

Those questions about what you do for fun were the absolute worst. Can't say you sit at home alone browsing the Internet and watching porn or anime so you have to come up with something normal.
>"I watch Netflix and hang out with friends"

Sometimes they would ask to elaborate because I was too boring and I didn't know what to say.
>"What have you seen recently?"
You name some random Oscar winner from last year that you watched with your parents

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>>37536512
>anyone want to play jump rope?

>>37534538
i hate Aryans people

OHAYO MINNA-SAN

ONAMAE WA DEAN-SAN

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>>37534538
Hi, my name is Drumpf and I'm a stupid poopiehead. Looool. Covfefe.

>>37534538
My name is spencer and Ive only been on 4chan for about 2 months

why do you make us do this every semester I thought middle school was over you kookie professor

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>>37534538
*sllllluuuuuurrrrp*
No, not just yet...

*taps mug*

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>>37534538
My name is Garfield amd i love lasagna.

My name is Matt and I'm a blackbelt
>literally got me laid

>>37534538
My name is rahid and- ALLAHU ACKBAR! \detonates

>>37534538
my name is tony i've ingested about 5 kilos of cocaine in the past year