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wagecucking over the summer as fucking usual

>>37691377
I haven't gone outside at all this summer and I haven't eaten in 5 days

>>37691425
>haven't eaten in 5 days
Absolute madman
How many days will you survive?

Good bait anon

They fell for the fake account, now troll those degenerate whores

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k den

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Control your women westerners, or we will

I'd love to but my class starts in a few minutes anon ;_; please feel better

>>37691375
whats your discord? we can set up something

>>37691426
homura#0342
It's ok if you don't wanna talk either

Because you're scared of what might happen pussy

>>37691261
What might happen?

>>37691280
he reveals his powerlevel

>>37691071
this .
also try yoga (real one , not meme one)

Seconded. I meditate as much as seven times a day, sometimes using a prop like a book or even the end of a hairbrush.

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>>37691071
How can I learn for free? TM centers in my city are too expensive.

You need to stay off of /tv/

I'm 24, people still think I look 19.

This is good right?

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>>37690959
>feel like 18
>look like 16
>actually 21

protowizard here , 33 years old
ive not spoken to a woman in about a year(?)
I have started to add a "male deliverer please" note in the instructions section for food and grocery delivery
I spent months planning it and it works like a charm because I'm from a eurocuck country and I claim I'm muslim, therefore it is haram for me to accept goods from a female
it works most of the time, my beard helps me pass off as a muslim and it means I avoid contact with women almost entirely
there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day

outside of work? i can't recall at all. you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?

>>37691763
>there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day
Nice
>>37691829
> you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?
I met with a girl whom I had been chatting online with and then she invited me over to some motel so we could have sex but I sperged out immediately and found an excuse to go home and actually cried because of how pathetic I am. After that she has ignored me online complitely so yeah I fucked up.

>Be 23
>Still look like a 16 year old who barely hit puberty

>>37690694
same, am I supposed to feel different?

22 seemed very far away when I was 17 but it's literally not different at all.

>>37690694
>be 21
>look 35
>feel 17

>>37690660
I agree with you anon, I'm growing out my hair like this

>>37690660
Correct OP, this is the most QT hairstyle and it's so fucking rare it makes me sad :(

Most of the girls at my college have long hair pulled into an ugly as fuck pony tail. It's just sad.

>>37690660
Is this from Life is strange?

My looks make girls interested in me
my personality keeps them away

i once took my shirt off and went jogging during gym class. some girl who was hanging out with the most jacked kid in our grade (call him chad) saw me, and was like 'woah anon, you're ripped. you could probably take on chad'

>>37690627
I've fucked a lot of girls so girls are intrigued as to why girls keep fucking me

>>37690606
>Movies, comics, anime, sports, vidya

You're asking why more women don't have more than a passing interest in what are typically male dominated hobbies?

>>37690606
Because they're stupid and shallow. They also follow what ever trend their friends/boyfriend follow in order to fit in or manipulate them.

>>37690711

"Yes," I replied, originally

>>37690541
I haven't been a regular to this board in over six months. I get sick of having 150 threads that essentially amount to the same thing. Especially on a board that's not really designated for feelsy shit. I thought the original purpose of /r9k/ was to make /b/ but with shitty reposts. Not a combination of /soc/ and /adv/.

>>37690541
im tired as well anon.
i really try my best to give advice to other robots try to make them feel better , but always my advices get lost betweem pointless arguments.

>>37690541
I like to shitpost.
I like to browse /tg/ even though I've literally never played a tabletop game and I hate warhammer. It's kinda comfy.
/pol/ has become retarded. Or I got smarter, I dunno.
What boards are comfy?

>>37690475
fuck off stupid nigger go back to listen to your retarded auto-tune bullshit """"""music"""""

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>>37690475
die normie nigger

>>37690475
What is life like as a black bot

>>37690471
>Susu doesn't do porn
argggg my diiiick

>>37690516
It sucks I know, she's a cock tease and nothing more.

>>37690471

yes, there is nothing to do if you don't have money.

Just drink a few beers with your friends, if you have really that much money you can ask for a private dance to a stripper (i think it's a waste of money). Maybe you will like it, i don't know.

Enjoy your experience anon.

what if i tell you you weren't the funny and sarcastic kid of class in the first place

>>37690454
i was the funny and sarcastic kid of the class.
it was great at the time but now everytime i remember my fucking "jokes" i cringe.
what the fuck was i thinking?

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>>37690454
iktf

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