Social fuckup thread

protowizard here , 33 years old
ive not spoken to a woman in about a year(?)
I have started to add a "male deliverer please" note in the instructions section for food and grocery delivery
I spent months planning it and it works like a charm because I'm from a eurocuck country and I claim I'm muslim, therefore it is haram for me to accept goods from a female
it works most of the time, my beard helps me pass off as a muslim and it means I avoid contact with women almost entirely
there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day

outside of work? i can't recall at all. you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?

>>37691763
>there was one time they sent a woman to deliver my chinese and I pretended to not be home and didn't eat for the day
Nice
>>37691829
> you made small talk last september? damn, normalfag, how do you do it?
I met with a girl whom I had been chatting online with and then she invited me over to some motel so we could have sex but I sperged out immediately and found an excuse to go home and actually cried because of how pathetic I am. After that she has ignored me online complitely so yeah I fucked up.

>>37690929
i've never made smalltalk with females. before i started being a sarcastic dismissive asshole towards them i used to be so cringy i girls must've been scared for their life

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>>37690929
october 2014
first girlfriend ever, psychotic not diagnosed but (((had sex with me)))
>told me she wanted to have my babies
>knew was red flag but wanted to loose virginity
>cum in me anon
>did not enjoy, was the scariest moment of my life all while cumming
>said i had to take a dump and went out window
>walked home, no liscence
>am a neet cant afford child support
>deleted facebook
>moved to another state
i didnt tell anyone i was moving, only packed clothes and a guitar i cant actually play.
>spent whole bus ride staring out window with "dust in the wind" song on loop
>felt cool like it was about me

>>37690929
If I remember right I think a bit over a year ago there was a girl in my Uni class and I talked with her like twice. Since then it's only been my mother, sister and the occasional cashier at McDonald's.

>>37690929
>Family members and other relatives, cashiers obviously don't count.

I dont even have a good relationship with my family. They all pretty much hate me. I wish it didn't count. Then I wouldn't be in such a NEGATIVE state.

>>37690929
About an hour ago making female friends is very easy

Yesterday I guess, or technically it's today but doesn't matter.
>Be me
>Have limited number of friends
>Have more female friends than male friends
>Can hold a decent conversation with girls
>Can't relate to male friends cause rarely any similar interests
> Completely immasculine
> Skinny
> 5'6
>48kg
> Suck at sports
> Dislike anime like Gundam and SAO
Can't relate with them, any advice?

>>37691763
How does it feel being that gay?