Strip Clubs

>>37690471
>Susu doesn't do porn
argggg my diiiick

>>37690516
It sucks I know, she's a cock tease and nothing more.

>>37690471

yes, there is nothing to do if you don't have money.

Just drink a few beers with your friends, if you have really that much money you can ask for a private dance to a stripper (i think it's a waste of money). Maybe you will like it, i don't know.

Enjoy your experience anon.

>>37690778
I definitely will enjoy since I never had a girl touch me before. I will be going alone since I have no friends

>>37690862
You will feel ripped off after she has made you diamonds and she leaves the room.

Its like paying to get teased to death. With the same money you could be fucking an escort for 3 hours

>>37690988
>implying I won't cum in my pants the second she shows her bare ass in my face
I get rock hard just by brushing by women.

>>37690778
It sounds awful though, the whole women appeal sounds good but who wants to stare at tits with a bunch of old pervy men all lusting after them.

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>>37691104
>>37691104
You don't go to strip clubs to stare at the men you dingus

>>37690471
I've been to 3 total clubs over 2 separate nights, all full nude. It's pretty sad desu. The second time was my brother in-laws bachelor party, and the club was so sad and depressing we left. The highlight of that one was getting him lap dances from this 6'2 probable post OP tranny. The second club was better but still depressing. But one of the dancers took a liking to me and gave me free dances all night and on her own gave me her number right as I was lesving I eventually sperged out and scared her off.
She was so fucking hot. She said she does bondage porn too. Her stage name was Emma, but her real name is Hannah. I've been trying to find videos for so long.

>>37690516
name of this woman my good sir?

>>37692711
ahh nvm just found out

>>37690988
You can get a hj or something from a stripper depending on the stripper and venue. It's not unheard of.
Also some let you grope which is a +++

Fuck strip clubs. Good ones have a 15-20 dollar cover fee and drinks are 7-9/each. The cheap strip clubs will have dancers ridden with stretch marks and gunshot scars.
If you're ever in Denver, check out Diamond Cabaret. Hottest sluts I've ever seen. Bring a lot of money if you go though, those whores will bleed you.

>>37690471
I'd like to see tits irl but I'm too nervous to ever go to a strip club.

>>37692940
No one cares if you go, and if they do see you walk in so what? you'll never see them again.

>>37690471
Strip clubs sound like absolute shit.

>>37692808
Some of them have private areas where you can bareback fuck strippers. But its serious cash.

>>37690471
tfw susu is actually a pretty fun girl

>>37693087
>Some of them have private areas where you can bareback fuck strippers. But its serious cash.

Yup. Don't think I'd want to. Who knows where they've been..

>>37693030
he never mentioned his nervousness being due to been seen going

>>37693136
For a lot of people it's a factor so I assumed.

Don't blow your money on a cocktease, anon-kun. Many strip joints have a door charge, overly expensive drinks, and the average private dance starts at $20 for just a dick grind, mind you your free to sensually touch her body. Get yourself a provider. You'll be much satisfied.

>>37693205
>Many strip joints have a door charge

If you going their rush hours like weekend nights. You can try lunch on a weekday.

Just go fuck a hooker. Strip clubs are absolute bullshit.

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>mfw one of my fantasies is to fuck a petite stripper in a strip club

>>37690471
my wife was a stripper at 6 different clubs in and around phoenix. being jobless at one point, i just spent all day hanging out in the club with her. customers would literally watch her hand me their money. her friends gave me free dances for practice, and free drinks. also i was cute.

there are typically 3 types of strip club, the "rock" club and the "rap" club and the all nude club.

rock club plays rock for white dudes. the majority of money is made during the lapdance.

the rap club plays rap, the majority of money is made on stage (black guys like to make it rain)

all nude clubs are a toss up. usually the owner is struggling to hold onto his liquor license.

be aware that a rock club will turn into a rap club later into the nights and on weekends.

tips for you: head straight to the bar, order a drink. hopefully you found a bar with a good view of the dance floor. girls will try to talk you and talk you into doing things. all of these things cost money. stay at the bar and you will be able to ogle women in lingerie as long as you have a drink in your hand.

most strip clubs do dances per song. if a girl doesn't stop when the song ends, tell her to get off. she will dance for you consecutively and you will be hypnotized and not realize how many songs have played.

>>37692836
CO anon here, how much $$ are you talking? Is touch allowed?

>>37694162
me continuing:
it is highly unlikely that you will start a relationship with a girl working at the strip club, unless you have lots of drugs.

for super serious relationships, you have to catch them shopping at 24 hour stores (grocery/drug)

>pay through the nose to have a girl you can't touch grind in your lap for a few minutes before leaving you alone with a raging erection which you also cannot touch

how much of a cuck do you have to be to actually enjoy strip clubs?

>>37690988
>With the same money you could be fucking an escort for 3 hours
Where I'm from, an escort for 3 hours is like 350 euros.

>>37692940
There are erotic art festivals you can go to shame free. It's being perceived as totally normal, guys even take their wives with them. And it's cheap as fuck, you see a whole bunch of naked sluts for 15 euros.

>>37692808
this op. strippers regulary double as hookers. just gotta pay up.

>>37692808
>You can get a hj or something from a stripper depending on the stripper and venue. It's not unheard of.
Yeah, for about $100 she'll lazily jerk you off. You're better off getting an escort, strippers charge ridiculous amounts

>>37693087
>Some of them have private areas where you can bareback fuck strippers. But its serious cash.
Most don't and you'll be paying for about 3 dances first to gain her liking, then about $300+ to fuck
Not worth it