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>you come home after a long day of work
>suddenly your waifu stands before you like this
>d-does it l-look good on me anon?
how do you react?
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>>38011109
Kill myself because I know it's a dream
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>>38011109
I WANT TO LIVE IN THE 2D WORLD WITH MY WAIFU
WHY MUST I SUFFER HERE IN HELL
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>>38011109
I don't know, I wish I have a waifu.
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My brother just has a psychotic episode
>browsing 4 chan
>its 3 am
>running and yelling outside my room
>grab my knife and check it out, I always sleep next to my knife
>brother is sitting down, parents are yelling
>whats wring with bro
>"he wont wake up"
>"he's not breathing"
>call an ambulance
>he starts screaming and running around
>"IMDYINGIMDYINGIMDYING"
>no autism in my family
>he gets taken to hospital
>ho back to browsing rchan like nothing happened
AMA
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>>38011101
dont know what to ask desu.
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Schizophrenia. My brother has it. Almost killed my mother. I had to stop him. He's a bodybuilder and I'm an invalid. Was fun.
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>>38011101
Probably just smoked some weed.
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LETS TURN UP
THE RADIO
TURN OFF THOSE STUPID SINGING SHOWS
l KNOW WHERE WE NEED TO GO:
BACK TO THE SHACK
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>shack
IT'S
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>>38011054
What's the source on the gif?
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>>38011845
I searched "dancing anime girl" on google. I think the characters name is akane?
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who /slob/ here?
>dirty dishes everywere
>wear same underwear for week
>shower once a week
>brush every 2 days
>wear same clothes for weeks on end
>eat boogers and wipe on jeans
>jizz in bed
>stay up late
>acne and scarred skin
feelsbadman
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>>38011053
When I was a NEET I did shit like that now I cant, Since I work. Longest I have gone without a shower is two months because My mom was gone.
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>>38011053
Do you rub your fingers in between your balls and asshole to sniff your cockbutter?
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>jizz in bed
shit I do this too.
There must be a way to get these cumstains out of my mattress.
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r9k has become so fucking fragmented, I can't stand it. This board used to be an actual community, like you knew people on it and cared about them. You felt that the guy on the other side of the screen writing those posts cared about the content of what he posted as much as you did. You cared about what they had to say because it came from the same place you did when you had something serious or heartfelt to say.
I know most of you idiots reading this post never actually saw what that looked like, or maybe you think you did because you were a part of some 'epic threads' last year, but r9k hasn't been like that for years. Now the best posters hide away in little generals and reposted threads because if they know how useless it is to spend their energies on a thread that will inevitably be buried underneath an unending barrage of shitposts by the very worst posters who feel no hesitation to drop another low effort thread on the catalog.
Those narcissistic twats posting the equivalent of status updates, those teenagers shitposting because it makes them giggle like a little schoolgirl when someone replies, those crossposters who post stale bait knowing that /r9k/ will bite it every time. Those are the posters who feel most at home today on r9k.
I don't know how anyone who has been on r9k since 2008 can look at the catalog and not feel a despondent resignation at the current state of affairs. How anyone who has been here since the beginning can still call the average arcanine his brother. What a fucking shitshow.
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>>38011031
I feel you wholeheartedly. I miss gentlmen9000 days
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Most of my (You)s are people telling me to "fuck off, Chad." Sorry for offering a different perspective.
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>>38011031
sounds like youre growing up anon...
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Post cuddles, qt stories/qt gf/bf stories!
Go!
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Pls cutepost
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pls cuddlepost
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Why do you have to torture me
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i need a mommy gf with a nice bush. how do i get one
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thanks for the picture anon. pin up teases are patrician fapkino
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>>38010984
Flirt with them at the craft store. I'm serious. They WILL say yes if you chat them up, ask for their number, makes them feel young again you know
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there are so many different types of women i want toloveand i'm a virgin who can't speak to any of them
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I'm going to pursue an engineering major so that I might feel better about myself
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>>38010941
How about you have a bullet pursue your head
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>>38010941
>>38010961
Good one anon, we totally believe you tried that time
>>38010941
Are you interested in engineering at all? It's not a good field to get into if you hate math, as a rule of thumb
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>>38011024
I hate math but I hate everything else as well
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WAGESLAVERY IS NOT A FUCKING MEME
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Today I was used like a fucking dirty whore and commandeered around to the next shitshow by middle aged Mexicans who can't speaking English, godamnit.
I didn't even take my brake today during an 8 hour shift, nobody told me, I'm fucking new I don't know the protocol. To top it all off some fucking spud took my order so I could eat after work but my food was never made.
Nuke this gay hellhole earth.
> minimum wage because muh training
Fuck your Jewish ass.
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I'm so fucking sore, I swear this job will fuck my back.
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>>38010933
You've got to ask yourself. Is this all you're worth?
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>>38010933
I get you anon.
It's not really the wage slaving that is so bad, but the POS humans you have to deal with.
There is like 2 bosses out of the ten that I've had that I respected and would consider better than me. One was a chain smoking veteran and another was a lesbian.
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I've gone so long without feeling the touch of another person that I just cant handle it now. Every touch is so warm and feels so special, I cant even hug my mother without feeling a deep romantic love for her or the feeling I get when our skin touches. Anyone else know this feel ?
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>>38010866
Yes
Not sure how much farther i can talk without breaking down.
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>>38011689
That was enough for me to break down. I tried killing myself twice and failed horribly.
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This was me a couple weeks ago. Then my chad roomate made a party with some lf his master's class classmates and I ended up fucking a woman 12 years older than me. Feels good man
Why am I only deeply attracted to women that turn out to be lesbians?
Pic related. Lesbian I'm completely smitten with.
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>>38010692
I'm not attracted to them, but I tend to get along with them really well. Which is weird, because I hate homosexuality.
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Is she 80? Grandmas wearing wigs now eh
Probably because straight women would rather die than talk to you so you get the leftover junk hahahaha
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>>38010692
maybe because they don't seem so submissive and more independent
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Who here /cyborg/ ?
>Be 21
>Just finished community college and achieved degree with honors.
>Self employed, profitable business 2+ years in a row.
>Own 2 cars, 1 junk, and 1 bretty decent.
>Looking for apartment/rental house.
>Credit union says I can fucking buy house @ crazy low interest rate because of above.
>mfw $50,000 of assets.
>tfw no friends
>tfw half normie
>tfw depressed as hell
Does it get better?
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>>38010665
You have to be pretty normie to run a successful small business. That takes a lot of networking and shit.
GTFO! I'd kill just to have my own place and a half decent job. I'm stuck at home with an alcoholic mother that hates me and no job.
I literally dont give a shit about friends or relationships. I want none of that. I just want financial security and my own quiet place to come back to.
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>>38010726
>Make $10,000~ a year.
That's the part I left out. It's profitable, but it's not enough to live on...yet
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>>38010665
Better how? What else do you want dude? Friends and women are overrated as fuck, just enjoy what you have or find people with common hobbies
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I was gon like to you, but I had to tell the truth I'm just being honest.
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Ayy what it doooooooooooooooooooo?!
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I tell the truuuuuuuuuuuuth!,
I keep a gang of bad bitches with me too,
And we ain't ever going back to what we used to do.
I was gon like to you, but I had to tell the truth;
Im just being honest
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is there a Future-Wojak by any chance?
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>Yeah white boy how about you finna jump in ere' with me and suck the repirations out muh titties!
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>>38010561
that way of talking is a huge turn off you know
also weird dolphin fish forehead
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>>38010561
fuck yeah totally, gimme a second
*calls mom and tells her to pick me up immediately*
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do choclet peepel boobie make choclet milks?
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what's it like to look at this in real life
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>>38010532
i can never make it more than 2 minutes into her videos without nUT
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>>38010532
TFW you will never have breasts as amazing and large as that.
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She has the face of my one-itis. :/ Who is too good for me and my current only shot at a relationship (from people I know).
Nice tits though, would be pure heaven if oiled up to get a TJ from them.