i need a mommy gf with a nice bush. how do i get one

thanks for the picture anon. pin up teases are patrician fapkino

>>38010984
Flirt with them at the craft store. I'm serious. They WILL say yes if you chat them up, ask for their number, makes them feel young again you know

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there are so many different types of women i want to love and i'm a virgin who can't speak to any of them

>>38010984
>i need a mommy gf with a nice bush. how do i get one
literally put this as your opening line on every dating app profile you can

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>>38011022
how will i know if they have a nice bush

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>>38011185
goddamn shes perfect I FUCKING NEED A MOMMY GF WITH BUSH

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>>38011209
no i get one first i made the thread

>>38011254
ok then i get one after you

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>>38011272
that sounds fair but someone needs to tell me how i get a mommy gf with a nice bush first

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>want a mommy gf so badly
>everybody around me seems to have at least dated one milf
>"anon you never dated a woman above 30????"
>come here
>every anon claims its easy to score an older woman
Literally how?
It's not even a fetish.
I only like older girls.

if there are people interested in incest shit --> hurDeKZ

gud for chat.

>find a mommy with a nice bush
>gf her

its that easy

>>38012566
posted wrong link.

urDeKZ

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>>38010984
>mommy gf
that's impossible you know. women are subs by nature.