>you come home after a long day of work >suddenly your

>>38011109
Kill myself because I know it's a dream

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>>38011109
I WANT TO LIVE IN THE 2D WORLD WITH MY WAIFU

WHY MUST I SUFFER HERE IN HELL

>>38011109
I don't know, I wish I have a waifu.

I tell her to start cleaning the house while I watch

>>38011109
Most likely I'd say:
>What the fuck are you doing get out of the house I'm calling the cops.

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I'd ask her to take it off because wearing skimpy outfits like that is degrading and I would never make her clean the house

>>38013564
and being naked is any less degrading?

>>38011109
Rip a home into space and jump into my safe space.

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>>38013564
>being this robot

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>>38011109
my mind would probably blank.
How would she know who I am?
Why would she care?

>>38011109
Tell her to leave because I have a gf and I'm not unfaithful.