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>>38625018
>>like anime
meh
>>hate Jews
yes
>>racist but not white nationalist or something equally retarded
national socialism is based
>>hate America but recognize that the New World is superior
wut
>>own at least one piece of anime memorabilia
I have a couple Pop!s but that's it..
>>are at least semi-well read in the great novels of the 20th century
lel reading is for nerds
>>like to drink and are willing to consume other drugs but never seek them out
yes, definitely
>>voted for Donald Trump but are now displeased with him for bombing Assad
no, Trump is a jew lover.. you just played yourself bro.
>>like Idols
idk what that is
>>have made a half heated effort at learning Japanese
no..
>>pro-race mixing
NO.
>>believe that the holocaust happened and was a good thing
it happened, it has been historically misrepresented, was not a good thing because now Israel exists
>>have been hunting but rarely do it
no
>>play video games some but not as much as anime
no
>>have read all of Yukio Mishima's major novels and enjoyed them
no
>>really fucking hate Jews
100% yes


lower your standards, OP. there are real bros out there but you aren't one of them

>>38625434
there is nothing wong with race mixing you moron

trump is a good tactical move

You might be a little too specific in your requirements.

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>>38625000
They nerf upload speeds in America to try and hinder the free market if you're wondering why its so low compared to the upload speed.

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How do u guys get so fast internet
I'm from 1999

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>>38625464
uhhh?

I need a new adapter to make this original

>>38624985
How do you get molested by people younger than you?

Yes you can, but the police will literally do nothing.

I wouldn't do it though, it has the risk of it flipping on you and suddenly your a pedophile.

>>38624985
Give us some green, OP.

>>38624964
Me. How bad is it for you, OP? Are they "Americanas", the most despised pest of all time?

>>38624964
My fucking neighbors have German roaches and they've come into my apartment now. Just bought some bait yesterday, so hopefully that will end it.

Fucking idiots next door.

>>38624995
if you mean american cockroaches, yup. I've only seen three so far but that's enough to know they're in the walls. One of them was crawling on my neck.

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>>38624901
Seminal reparations thread?
Seminal reparations thread.

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>>38625121
Seminal reparations best reparations

>>38624901
Actually, it would be everything personnel at that rate.

>>38624841
You remind me a lot of myself. I do pretty much all of this.

I feel like I'm slowly becoming insane wat do

On the other hand, I like China

>>38624720
If he's cute and he lets me fuck him then sure.

Absolutely not, that would mean I have failed as a father and is one reason more to kill myself

So long as he doesn't complain about the training he'll need to go through to learn how to be fuckmeat like any other girl.

>>38624695
>have to repeat senior year
How do you flunk HS?

>>38624739
Many "sick" days, I've had a lot of problems and my parents doing this is just inflaming all of it. I really want to an hero.

>>38624739
>I had a perfect home life
You can flunk out in America by not being able to attend classes, even if when you attended you participated and did as okay as you can possibly do on your tests while your bad home situation makes it impossible to study.

>>38624644
>Why are traps so stuck up and hard to get?
Maybe you are just a loser???

>>38624659
They're always horny little shits but they don't respond to my messages

To hell with traps

>>38624784
Messages? I don't even know where to find any to talk to. I'm sure they're not stuck up, they just have standards.

Now where the hell can I find them?

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I had one the other night


>have about a week of living in a house with my girlfriend
>hang on, I don't have a girlfriend
>Look at her
>It's my waifu (pic related)
>Realize I'm dreaming
>She holds my hand and I forget I'm dreaming
>Spend few days going on dates and having picnic in park and stuff
>Suddenly stood in church
>It's a wedding
>It's my wedding
>Waifu is next to me
>Waiting for vicar
>He doesn't seem to be showing up and were just stood there in front of family
>Doesn't feel weird cause everyone is looking the opposite way for some reason
>Girlfriend and I talk about random stuff like someone's haircut looks funny
>She starts to hug me
>Hugs me for what feels like 1-2 hours in the dream
>Just stood at front of church hugging
>She's shorter so she has to stand on tiptoes
>Gives me a kiss on the lips
>Tells me she loves me
>Hug some more
>Slowly come to and wake up
>Realise im hugging my body pillow
>Suddenly feel sad
>Hug body pillow and feel a bit happier

Shit made me sad for a while after

>>38624634
They're pretty great. Though recently been having a series of them every night and it's wrecked havoc on my waking life because all I want to do is sleep.

>>38624634
How to induce these kinds of dreams? I really just want to experience
>tfw gf
Even if it's not real.

Fuck you obama kill yourself

>>38624602
I thought that was a game grumps mug for a second, I was about to freak out.

>>38624602
My experience tells me no. 9/10 times I try I'll end up made to feel like an idiot.

>>38624701
>2017
>game grumps
>>>/reddit/

you re 20+ years too late, they dont exist anymore.

You can try joining an Amish community, but i think they are used to horny losers trying to join to get sex, and probably screen like crazy. But regular goody goody christian naive rural American girl has not existed in 25 years.

>>38624589
There will always been some, right?

orignalaallaallala

>>38624540
>pure Christian GF
Do not exist "christian" girls are massive sluts, you're better off finding a muslim girl who will get stoned if she sluts around before marriage

Did he cut you off cold or was it a taper?

>>38624532
yes you can sue him if you are a burger.
good luck OP

Maybe you need to stop being a bitch OP.

Yea you fucked yo OP; especially with the forcing gay sex. That makes a straight (normie) guy immediately re-evaluate. The hurting younger girls also gives of serious crazy vibes and chances are you're not high enough on the Hot axis to counterbalance your crazy.

When a guy asks what you're into, he's looking for "oh I'm submissive and like to be choked/spanked". You fell for one of the simplest screening tests a guy pulls.

Not to say your excitement isn't adorable, but yea you scared him right off with those fetishes.

you sound hilarious,

i think you are looking for the B D S M community,

not regular random normie guys. unless your thing is saying weird shit to get a rise out of normies

>>38624504
You ever fear that if you have kids, you'll end up just squeezing the air out of their little bodies, feeling them turn lifeless in your hands. Are you aroused thinking about that?

White people are stronger mentally and physically, but black people have thicker skulls. It's a toss-up!

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>>38624487
Tyrone and Chad would make a cute gay couple.

>>38624487
tyrone always has at least 2 niggas backing him up and will jump in and beat off the other guy regardless of whether tyrone goes down or the other guy goes down.