how do I obtain a pure Christian GF and how do I convert

you re 20+ years too late, they dont exist anymore.

You can try joining an Amish community, but i think they are used to horny losers trying to join to get sex, and probably screen like crazy. But regular goody goody christian naive rural American girl has not existed in 25 years.

>>38624589
There will always been some, right?

orignalaallaallala

>>38624540
>pure Christian GF
Do not exist "christian" girls are massive sluts, you're better off finding a muslim girl who will get stoned if she sluts around before marriage

>>38624589
just aswell, growing up with a fanatically religious retard dad i can vouch for that religion is something you shouldnt mix with raising a kid, that stuff is best left until theyre all grown up

>>38624681
But giving kids a role model to look to and guidelines for their life is a good thing. If my parents raised me Christian I probably wouldn't be here.

>>38624589
I wanna die imso lonely. Why is love too good for me? Why can't I have something like this? Everyone I know has hab multiple partners already and they're acting like I'm doing something wrong for not having a gf. But I'm just being my self, just like these dating coaches tell you to. I'm so lonely i can't stand it anymore. I missed out.

>>38625014


i used to believe that kind of shit.

it s all bullshit, i was too ugly to get women, and i spent years not wanting to accept it.

go to TER review, and accept your life for what it is.

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>>38624540
purity is stupid

you're conflating fitness and health with virginity, its just stupid

but hey look where we are

>>38624540
Move to a bible belt state, and go to church.

Bam.

>>38624671
She will get stoned if she stops being a muslim too

>>38624540
WHICH
FUCKING
SECT?!

>>38625161
t. roastie toasty

>>38625161
Someone post the myriad studies that demonstrate non virgins are a lot more likely to divorce you

>>38624966
im here, i was raised christian, all it resulted in is that i utterly despise my dad and myself for being so much like him, religion doesnt magically make you a good parent, especially not when youre a hypocrite, preaching all the time but then acting the complete opposite, now i cant get involved with religion at all even though im not an atheist

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>>38624540
> mfw no pegan gf.

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Christian girls are the best because they will let you put it in their butts, which technically isn't sex.

>>38625240
>>38624671
She will be stoned for trying to marry a white and a non-muslim as well

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>>38625300
Woah so funny and random.... Is that POTAto ? Get it....

>>38625315
>>38625240
>Le reddit-tier eurotrash muzzie hate "humor"
Yawn, yawn, yawn, fucking yawn. The same tired old shit over and over with you fucking bongers get a new gag

>>38625461
Not him but.. I don't get it

>>38625501
>mfw I voted for Hillary

>>38625534
Well that would explain your reddit style jokes maybe stop getting your comedy from facebook memes and being a normie

>>38625563
You want some tendies, son?

>>38625606
You aren't a person

>>38624671
"muslim" girls get fucked in the ass to "preserve" their virginity

>>38625645
Neither was ur mum till she met my dick m8ey

>>38625670
I'm not the guy you're replying to but using "m8" proves you are 13

>>38624540
There's Mormons, they're a lot like that, very innocent

They're basically Amish people plus music and technology

You don't. "Pure" christian girlfriends usually have their lives controlled by their parents, and you'll have much more trouble for what it's worth for just trying to go on a date with her. Go for someone who's not too overwhelmed by their religious life.

Also, if you wanna be christian, a good place to start would just be going to some center to left leaning church. I'm quite right leaning myself, but if I weren't christian, that's where I would probably start, and would feel more comfortable I guess.

>>38625679
I was born in 1997 so not quite

>>38625662
nah son, muslim male kids get fucked in the ass to preserve virginity and because you get your hands cut off if you jack off

>>38624540
You can convert by listening to testimonies and by opening up to God and reading his word.

As for a Christian gf, I'm still trying to figure that out.

>>38624540
Tough luck, the majority of swingers in the united states are republicans. American culture is hopelessly degenerate and no amount of evangelical christianity or social conservatism can save it.

Just move somewhere else if you don't want to marry a whore.

>>38625461
potatoes are often washed in the dishwasher in the restaurant industry

>>38625701
Then why are you saying "m8" it hurts to see even ironically

>>38625839
>UK
Even worse. Move to Southeast Europe or something.