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>>38763958
Nofap can make your dick bigger I swear. It's the only way

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>>38763958
do dick up's i have gotten half a inch thick and a 1/3 longer

>>38763988
dick up?

kegels or what

>>38763943
>What would you do?

Tell her to fuck off.

Family>>>>>>>>used up whore

>>38763943
id ask if she has a shovel i can borrow

>>38763943
>You want me to get a razor too?

I'm not leaving here until I get my fembot gf REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38763948
If you want a girlfriend find one outside. They're better than whatever sick freak you will find here.

>>38763965
You say this like it's easy, you sound awfully like one of them normalfags

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>No one wants an unaffectionate autist who doesn't even want to have sex.
I do

Just be a beard for a dyke or tranny.

So you don't want to give or receive sexual pleasure. You don't want to give affection, but only receive it? That's not really a relationship. Just get a dog.

>>38763785
what the dick is a NORP?

>fall for all these memes
if youre a beta you cant change that otherwise you werent a beta in the first place

maybe there is a way in your lala land but in the real world we are all scum

>>38763837
A normal, ordinary, real person


>>38763847
Most people are betas. You might want to be like Chad because you are an insecure faggot living in a power fantasy, but those of us still living in the real world might be more content to take a shot at becoming a succesful beta instead.

>>38763603
You might get through life easier if you don't immediately try and assume what other people think from one look.

Why's it matter? Good job, you got it. Enjoy yourself instead of worrying about what other people think.

>>38763603
My dad "taught" me to drive and it's basically traumatized me from ever wanting to drive ever again.
I'll be 40 be I ever get a license

>>38763603
got my learners at 18 and got my g2 at 20. gonna get my full license (g) at 21

fuck off with these retarded threads, no one likes you op

>>38763584
"It's everyday bro" already taken?

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>>38763584
This guy probably got his ass fucked by Dan Schneider

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>>38763537
Do you not have access to wasp spray or something?

Homemade flamethrower

cover yourself in syrup and squirt them with a water pistol home slice

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>>38763506
Caring what reddit thinks go back there.

>>38763506

>people who really, really, hate themselves

le redditor acting like he's any better LMAO

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D A Y U M

T R U E

>>38763494
this is more and more obviously seeming like some psyops shit the more its posted, this seems like a video that was made to appeal to disenfranchised youth directly. My guess is that it was made so that people could deride him in the comments, and when neets scrolled through them they found the "inspiration" to change their lives.

>>38763555
So you don't believe it's real?

>>38763494
I think so, this forum and people making videos like this are proof that there are enough of us that this isn't normal. More and more people are being forced to drop out of society and it's not going to get better.

In 10 years I wouldn't be surprised if 20% of people graduating were this guy.

>>38763453
what movie is this from?


orekunal

This is worse than hell. At least in hell sinners burn. We're in Sodom and Gomorrah and sin is the law.

>>38763453
Then what happens to people who die In this hell
: Thinking:

how do i speed up time i want to go to sleep but if i sleep now ill be up all night and i just got my sleep schedule on to normal times by staying up for 3 days so i dont want to fall back into that

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>you tried
>but you never had a chance to begin with

>You could have
>You did
>Didn't work

>>38763262
Only talk when it's necessary, and don't be a faggot

I tried doing that but I ended up giving off "creepy quiet guy" vibes instead

>>38763262
Step 1: be Chad.
Step 2: just, like, shut the fuck up.

>>38763137
>your only reason for livnig was sitting behind a computer screen jerking off to others having sex (assuming you're not into degenerate shit which you most likely are)

Here's something, now you're free from the clutches of that demon you can channel your energy into something actually productive and sort your life out

>>38763160
>Here's something, now you're free from the clutches of that demon you can channel your energy into something actually productive and sort your life out
But I can't do that because there's an empty void in my chest that only goes away when I masturbate.
I literally have no will to do anything else if that void is there.

Smoke a Doobie.

>>38763077
i wish i could be that oblivious about how undateable i am

that dude seems pretty chill and happy though

>>38763352

He lacks awareness because he has been coddled by mommy his entire life. Some day it will finally dawn on him that he's a disgusting, pathetic, man baby.

i can't
i'm literally sweating buckets watching this
i'm out