>ITT: Tips to start becoming a NORP I'll start: >Get

>>38763785
what the dick is a NORP?

>fall for all these memes
if youre a beta you cant change that otherwise you werent a beta in the first place

maybe there is a way in your lala land but in the real world we are all scum

>>38763837
A normal, ordinary, real person


>>38763847
Most people are betas. You might want to be like Chad because you are an insecure faggot living in a power fantasy, but those of us still living in the real world might be more content to take a shot at becoming a succesful beta instead.

I'm balding. Welp, guess that's over.

>>38763785
what if i'm black

i cant do your slick gelled quiff hairstyles

i have a poofy afro full of knots and indents from my headphones being on all day

and i dont wanna go bald either my head is tiny and looks weird with no hair

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>>38763978
You know what you gotta do.


Is your head more narrow or broad?

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>>38764056
tall and narrow head, but on a manlet body.

I dont plan on cutting my hair. The only option I can think of as plausible to drag myself out of degeneracy is detangling my hair after hours of painful combing, then getting 'asap rocky' braids or thin dreadlocks, dye a blonde streak in it, save up money, buy a DSLR camera and start a photography instagram page where I can flaunt my forced hipster persona and maybe, just maybe a certain demographic of female will be attracted to me.

>>38763957
Go get a buzzcut
Or shave your head if it's advanced

>>38764431
My scalp's skin is as bad as my face's skin. You can already notice it from my thinning hair, if any more goes off, my scaley/flaky/acne covered scalp will be on full display for all.

>>38764346
Just start wearing beanies all the time. Don`t take a black one though, light grey works much better