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Dairyfag from before rural internet, you dont want this.

>>39063098
Why not? I could grow my own food, or at the very least just buy grains and beans dry in bulk, frozen veggies

Is this the ultimate robot lifestyle?

Right now I want nothing more in the world than to live self-sufficiently outside of town but close enough to my family so that I can visit them every week.

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Maybe if she put on more make up I'd bang her once

There's something off about her. Like she's been smoking for a long time.

Washed up roastie, looks 40 years old.

>>39062487
THIS THIS THIS, FUCKING STOP ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

hurrr dudrrrr uck drummmpttt
NOOO FUCCKKK HILLARY
raaarwwwwww
normie fucks

This isn't a faggot board go back to /lgbt/
This isn't an anime board go back to /a/

tldr

next time just use emojis

Fiction stories are in my opinion far superior read aloud.

>>39062452
I remember reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in one sitting when I was six. Then I picked up Chamber of Secrets and couldn't get past the Diagon Alley chapter. It wasn't until five years later that I realized I could just skip a few pages and go right back to word-binging.

See you in 15 years faggit

>Woke up at 5 am
>Said my morning prayers, had a cold shower and meditated
>Read a book
>Had some coffee and tea
>Listened to music and ate breakfast

Now I'm going out to buy groceries soon. I think I'll try cooking a new dish today. Hmmm I wonder what I should do after that? Maybe just relax and smoke a joint on a walk in the park, then watch Wong Kar-wai films.

>>39062319
i wish i was a wagecuck.
at least id have fucking cash

>>39062310
>pretending to be black to prove black people get by doing nothing in school and he got it and still failed.
Failed what? Sounds like a successful social experiment that he'll be praised for.

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>>39062356
He flunked out of school

>>39062310
>>39062373
Hol up lemme gets this strait, you be saying Indian nigga pretended to be real nigga to prove we haz it easy then dropped out cuz was too hard for his ass? poo in loo

here we go again, another left vs right thread
just get out already
>>>/pol/

>>39062196
>The Alt-Right movement is far from being Nazism.
Nice one
>>>/pol/

>when you're so desperate to avoid taking responsibility for your failures in life that you end up throwing your ideological weight in with white nationalists and nazis, because they have simple answers to complex problems, and foster a narrative of the issues you face being ((((anybody else's)))) fault

I have literally never met a conservative that wasn't:

A) Born into a conservative/conspiracy theorist family, and never left the nest, intellectually speaking
B) A massive failure at life who is a NEET or borderline NEET, doing unskilled, low-pay labor with no possibility of advancement

It is the political alignment of the weak minded and weak willed. I have met countless liberals that used to be conservative, and flipped once they actually saw some of the world.

>>39062153
I also refuse to do any sort of drugs unless prescribed by a healthcare professional.

And even then I have a huge problem with noncompliance.

>>39062179
This is at least part of the reason why you are a virgin

>>39062179
I refuse to do even drugs prescribed by a healthcare professional.
Also refuse caffeine on top of everything else.

>>39062150
>hm, feminism is on the rise
>i could probably dig up an old photo that didnt bother me at all to make some easy shekels

>>39062150
he broke an agreement

>>39062150
She's a female that's following the hip thing women do where they make an issue out of literally everything.
>daddy used to bounce me on his knee when I was little omg I was literally raped down with white men

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>>39061375
>be me in highschool
>be huge normie
>bunch of friends, hang out with them often
>become basement dweller because I like my pc

>>39061403
You had a shot and threw it sadly.
I was never given a chance in the first place.

>>39061375
They can sense it, anon.
The normies uncounciously know if you are one of them or not.

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>>39061213
play lots of street fighter

Go to a gym and learn how to box

1. wear fedora in russia
2. learn from experience

>>39061068
I had to take it the second time anon, passed it with 20/21
so close

>>39061068
You need more exposure and practice, eventually it becomes second nature. Do you just drive with an instructor or do you have a friend or family member teaching you?
Riding the bus is for poor people and fags

>>39062115
What about people learning to drive and catching the bus? They fags too.

>>39060985
watching netflix, drinking, vaping, travelling, eating out

>>39060985
Almost literally nothing. Just read manga and listen to music when I'm not at work, that's it.

>>39060985
I dont even play viday anymore.

Mostly just stare at walls.

>>39060956
>blow nose
>blood everywhere

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>>39060956
>fart
>shit pants

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>>39060956
> shit pants
> get erection

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>>39060929
>Care for a game, robots?

I would embarrass you.

>>39060929
>https://lichess.org/FmSmex7Z
how do I play?

The current match is over already

>>39060946
Pssh, take your best shot kid.

*en passants behind you*

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