Wake up wagecuck, you have to start your daily grind today. And

See you in 15 years faggit

>Woke up at 5 am
>Said my morning prayers, had a cold shower and meditated
>Read a book
>Had some coffee and tea
>Listened to music and ate breakfast

Now I'm going out to buy groceries soon. I think I'll try cooking a new dish today. Hmmm I wonder what I should do after that? Maybe just relax and smoke a joint on a walk in the park, then watch Wong Kar-wai films.

>>39062319
i wish i was a wagecuck.
at least id have fucking cash

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>>39062388
>not a NEET
kek

>>39062383
Thats the spirit fellow neet, no amount of money can buy the ultimate comfort we feel

The "grind" is inevitable unless you are rich or disabled(a grind in an of itself). Squalor will be your only option available with your neetbux as you age. You laugh now, we'll laugh later...fair enough?

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>>39062442
Triggered wagie spotted. Get back to work slave

>>39062455
Wagecuck here, I tried the whole neet thing for a year, I reckon the perfect balance is somewhere inbetween. I work as a plasterer and have a tiny one bedroom house with a decent workshop and yard. Life on easymode.

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>>39062529
>owning property and having a job
KEK, you have a long way before you reach maximum comfort

just about to submit my resignation and join the neet master race.. why is it so hard tho bros?

>>39062556
We welcome you to NEETdom, former wagie! Enjoy your new life of comfort!
Just remember to make your bux last as long as it can, dont blow it on stupid shit

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>>39062319
I live on my own and take lots of comfy naps at work. Eat it NEET.

>>39062545
Yea thats called retirement, I like my woodworking, and im sorry to say but neetbux dont pay for bandsaws.

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>>39062545
If I miss a day at work, I feel a tinge of guilt, not because I have let down massa but because I have burdened my colleagues. Do NEETS have a sense of fraternity? I'm not mocking you, I am curious.

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>>39062594
Stop lying to yourself slave, keep waging away and pay for my bux
>>39062620
>Having a sense of fraternity
KEK get back to work moralfag

>>39062661
So these are the so called libertarians from pol.

>>39062319
>wake up 6:55 AM
>eat a slice of bread with brunost
>brush my teeth
>walk to work to get my blood pumping
>hang out with my coworkers for 8 hours
>walk back home
>relax, watch youtube, play vidya for the rest of the day, or whatever else I fancy, with a good conscience
>cook dinner
>take a shower
>go to bed at 22:00 PM
Literally the comfiest my life has ever been. It's my first job and I make $80k a year. I can do whatever I want on my free time, and I am actually JUSTIFIED in feeling superior to everyone else, because I have this great job, and I'm not even finished with my degree yet.

Being a not-brainlet is the best thing I ever did.

>>39062661
>>39062683
Also explains the full blown or onset sociopathy

>>39062319
jokes on you i have just come home from my 12 hour night shift

>>39062817
what job anon
origqwidnwoidnqwd

>>39062841
Developer for one of the biggest banks in Scandinavia.

>>39062861
software developer?
original comment is original

>>39062877
Primarily web at the moment.

>>39062817
>only 1/10 lines of the greentext involve working
this has to be my favorite wagie argument, the classic "w-work isn't so bad, look how much I don't even have to work!"

>>39062893
sweet, what degree do you do?

>>39062907
It literally translates to "Computer Engineer", but it's more like an engineering degree that specializes in development, with sub-specializations being networking, software development and web- and mobile development. I'm personally doing the web and mobile specialization.

>>39062900
>look how much I don't even have to work
No, it's "look how much I don't even have to sit around and feel sorry for myself, staring directionless into a screen." Sure I spend 8 hours a day working, but that's 8 hours of socializing and productivity that I can feel proud about.

>Wake up at 5am
>Feed the dog
>Go for a run
>Have shower
>Get dressed
>Drive to work
>Grab a pie and a v on the way (shits bound to kill me in a couple years, but hey im on r9k anyways)
>Get van
>Check what job im on
>Cut, lay and plaster gib at a slow as fuck pace for 7 hours
>Another pie and v
>Drop van off
>Drive home
>Take dog for a run
>Feed and lock up dog
>Tinker in the shop for an hour or two
>Have tea
>Shitpost until 1am
>Rinse and repeat

>>39062952
>sleep 4 hours
How do you do it. Teach me your ways. Anything less than 8 and I'm a total wreck.

>>39062952
whats a pie and v

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>>39062442

>Not following Uncle Remus' guide to getting NEETbux

>Not realizing that automation will lead to some form of basic income and/or post-scarcity within 20 years

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>>39063102
pic related
>>39062974
years of practice and a permanently fucked brain from too much beer as a teenager

>>39062529
How much is neetbux/autismbux? If it was enough to pay rent at a shit place and buy the occasional music-related thing (maybe a nice instrument or speakers once every few months), I might do it.

Right now I work a pretty stressful job...

I can't keep doing this.
I just want to die.

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>>39062319
This and this and this and one more this.

>>39064216
based spoiler smug wojack poster

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>tfw either work or have family openly be dissapointed in me

At least my boss is cool and its under the table work. Id rather be playing gw2 all day though.

>>39064364
Why have any respect for your familia if they're such one dimensional acceptance-robots?