>bIow nose >shit pants

>>39060956
>blow nose
>blood everywhere

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>>39060956
>fart
>shit pants

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>>39060956
> shit pants
> get erection

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>>39060956
>ejaculate
>blood comes out

>scratch arm
>break skin

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>>39060956
>cough
>back pops

>>39061443
Stop binging on coke.

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>>39060956
>shit pants
>don't change the underwear

>nose is always running
>find out that could actually be cerebrospinal fluid leaking out my nose

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>>39061788
>fart
>not a fart
>waddle to bathroom
>throw down pants and squat on toilet
>look at the damage
>no damage
>my fat ass grabbed onto the little bit that escaped
>wipe good and don't count it as shitting my pants

a very unique feel

>>39061766
i have really fragile capillars
you will never know the struggle

>>39061843
maybe you have enlarged adnoids and constantly think your nose is stuffy when it's not
how often do you blow your nose?
i haven't blown my nose in at least 3 weeks

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>>39061818
This anon knows the shit.

>>39061858
i only blow my nose in public because when im home i pick it with a tissue
its not a thing that happens often but still,its fucking ass to deal with

>>39061883
go to the potty and pick your nose in there if it's a particularly dry day

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>>39060956
>fart
>oh no
>waddle to toilet to check
>it got caught in my extreme amounts of ass hair

It's a conflicting feel. I'm not fat either, but I don't know how to remove it, and it's actually quite comfy when sitting.

>>39061921
that's gross just be fat like me
at that point you gotta shower, dingleberries do no good
>>39061818

These threads are getting worse.

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>>39061939
>These threads are getting worse.

no

>>39061758
This, even worse because I have atopy.
Skin breaks easily, cuts and scratches take ages to heal.

>sneeze
>fart simuotaneously

>>39060956
>burp
>shit pants

>>39060956
mighty loose anus you got there. Fag?

>>39062107
>the ol' "orifices loosen through overuse" meme
[sigh]

>shit pants
>autism