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Definitely, it's pronounced "4chan", not "fourchan"

>>18682589
nice meme.

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>>18682595
>being such a normie that doesn't prounnounce it Yon-chan
There's even a Babymetal song about us.

>>18682578
It happened to a girl i knew and they gave her an STD, but it went viral and my governement ended up kicking all the apes out of the country

>>18682578
Only one way out of this now..... A murder suicide pact.

>>18682581
where do you live lol

Quit fapping entirely

>>18682511

impossible

>>18682507
What have u fapped to

Call help desk

>>18682500
As far as I know facebook doesn't have any real support beside shitty forum

>>18682497
anxiety bump

>>18682493
It's as simple as you say. Just be happy with the friends you have. I only have a few good friends and thats all i need. I can always find some people to hang out with. Dont let it bother you my man.

>>18682493
Welcome to being an adult. You are not special, and your birthday doesn't mean shit. It will continue to not mean shit until you are so old that the cold hand of death is resting upon your shoulder and it's actually a miracle you've managed to stave it off for another year.

Also, I don't know a single adult with a huge social circle. As you grow up you start shedding extraneous acquaintances. Your life becomes busier, and you start spending your increasingly limited free time with the people that are most important.

Enjoy.

gotta realize that it's common and typical

i stopped celebrating my birthday just so that I wouldn't have to celebrate anyone elses

(continued) Back to my current issue, I have explained to my boyfriend earlier in our relationship what happened with that mess after Amy had tried adding us on Instagram for whatever reason. To keep tabs on us, or something, I'm not sure. He understood then, and had no problem blocking her from his account. Now, a couple days ago, she added him again on Instagram with a new account. She only added him, and from what my boyfriend had told me, she liked a bunch of his pictures. I don't know if this is a move on Amy's part to make Andy jealous, if she's actually trying to make a move on my boyfriend or doing something to make me uncomfortable.
I asked my boyfriend to block her this time, and despite the fact that he told me he did, he actually didn't. I don't know how to approach this without admitting I lurked through his recent post to see she's still there liking his stuff. He isn't following her, but the idea that he's telling me he blocked her but actually didn't makes me feel very upset.

When asking him to block her, he told me that I shouldn't focus on it, that she was just a hurt girl on the internet, and that I should move on. It bothered me, because he knows my issue with her from the past, and I told him it really made me uncomfortable. He told me he did block her, but he actually didn't after seeing her like one of his recent posts.

>>18682468
** cut off ties with an old hook up from college who had been trying to get with him.

What are you studying? I'm a chef and I had the chance to study abroad in either France or Germany but I blew it before I could get the chance. I regret it now so I suggest you think it over very carefully.

>>18682421
Yes. It's worth it. Seeing the larger world is always worth it.

No it's not
travel on paid time off when you can relax and you have money, don't take out more student loans for this shit you massive chump

Since weight is the main problem for you, motivate her to exercise. Don't frame it as her being too fat, just say it would be a good way to relieve some stress while she's job searching. Try and reassure her that the unemployment is just a phase and that as long as she's genuinely trying to find one she has nothing to be ashamed about.

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>>18682418
>lied and said yes
Time for break up.

>>18682418
Story time:
>Be me 18 years old
>Meet a pretty cool girl in school
>Not super happy with her but feel like I can't do much better
>Time goes on, we move in together
>make lots of excuses for her and her shady/irrational behavior
>Finish my B.A. Miss out on a lot of potentially great relationships with people I meet
>Move onto my MFA. Relationship is comfortable but I am unhappy. Still, it's been 6 years and I'm too scared to end it
>One day, go through her phone. Find out she cheated on me.
>Hang myself two days later
>two days after that, wake up in a coma.
>end up reconnecting with a person I was very interested in during my B.A.
>this girl is stupidly attractive and makes me feel really good about myself
>end up dumping GF for her
>with this new girl now. Much happier. Mental illness is under control now.
>BUT I am full of regret for not ending it sooner. I wasted half of my twenties with someone I didn't love, basically just rotting and waiting to die because I was too scared to take a chance on finding someone that actually made me happy.

Yes, with the right person. The problem is finding them.

In my experience, no

>>18682396
Basically this.
It's a new era in society where it's in the norm that everyone's unloyal. Would you chance it with a woman who went with like 5 other guys before you, or would you rather find a virgin from a church?

Would you want to make a meaningful relationship with someone who dresses like a slut, or would you just smash and pass?

The decisions are hard, like my dick when presented these situations.

>>18682365
what do I do to help

>>18682368
Give more background on the situation to give us some context to work with.

>>18682405
what do you need to know

>>18682327
Do everyone, incl urself, a favor and leave now.

>>18682352
Yeah but like I said I could get a good amount more if I wait it out. I just want my debt gone at least thats why I joined our countries glprious navy

>>18682412
You could but then you would be doing a disservice to everyone else, meanwhile you don't get to persue your delusion.

>>18682323
Tell him that he is being indoctrinated by the jew to behave like a groid

>>18682323
tell him what it means, then tell him that kids around him will start to use words like that in middle school because they are stupid and impressionable. tell him to have his own ideas and thought don't just regurgitate what others have told you. his innocence is fading anyways. give him an upper hand on those insolent faggots.

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>>18682323
>"What was I supposed to respond"?
"Small Anon, where did you hear those words?" maybe, then explain him what they mean.
Dude is 12, not really a kid anymore.
Also, tell yer parents so they can deal with it, you are his older sister, not her teacher/mother/whatever.

Yolo

>>18682280
fuck it man if you want to join the airforce to get away, then go for it.

I want to get away, I want to flyyy awaaay

>>18682273
Make it seem like you have business that isn't just picking up a chick

>chick sitting at bar
>walk over to bar and ask bartender for a drink
>while waiting for your drink, strike up conversation

another example

>see grill in isle of store
>look at something near where she is
>ask her for her opinion

approach girls in social situations

avoid going up to them when you're at the gym, coffee shop, library, etc. They aren't there to interact with you or anyone else for that matter. If a girl goes to a bar, it's cause she is looking to be social that night

>>18682293
These are good points, but say for example, I was in the middle of class or something. I wouldn't want to talk to any girls out of the blue after being in the same class as them for so long; how would I approach something like that?

Also, what are some other places I could find people willing to socialize?

>>18682273
>sudden urgency to get a girlfriend kicks in


May you not fall into a pit of resentment, anon.

Half of /fit/ are maladjusted robots with muscle. And use it as a feedback loop.

Be optimistic but realisitc.
Keep trying in the face of rejection

Friends probably told you that to stop you in your tracks and save the women for themselves.

>>18682250
The friends I asked are girls.

>>18682258
They probably know she isn't interested in you so maybe they're just trying to save you from embarrassment.