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So, my friend has been uploading fetish videos like this where he shows off what a fat cunt he is, how do I approach him to tell him I know about them? Should I even talk to him about it? I feel like he is hurting his body by doing this.

Heres an example of a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cyhS-T3Cw
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>>18680594
White people are gonna white
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>>18680596
Niggers are dumb and bad
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>>18680596
this post triggered white people hard lol

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I'm technologically illiterate. I want to play Zoo Tycoon 1 but my laptop uses Windows 10. The game won't install. What do I need to do to make this work?
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install gentoo
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>>18680585
no memes, please
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>>18680579
I remember playing this as a kid
then a schoolmate invited me to come over
I was pissed off, I wanted to play Zoo Tycoon
that feel when no friends

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Sometimes, people (usually friends and acquaintances) ask me why I don't have a gf yet and I don't know what to say. I know I'm ugly, baby faced and not the most charismatic person to be around with; but I can't just simply tell them that or else I'll be a downer.

What can I say? I honestly feel bewildered when they ask me that when the answer should be obvious.
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>>18680544
Tell the truth and say you're gay
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>>18680551

I'm not gay though, I like women. I just can't get any.
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>>18680555
>I like women. I just can't get any.
You answered your own question op

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My mom's had a really rough month. I think she needs a little vacation or whatever. What's something nice I can do for her?
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>>18680542
Take her on a little vacation or whatever?
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>>18680547
I have $12 in the bank and live on my crackhead friend's couch. I clean his house for food and board.
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>>18680542
Yeah, honestly..if you have the means..take her on a small vacation. Or just set her up with a day at the spa if that's her thing.
Wanted to reply because home movies, yes :)

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can someone write me a paragraph on what to write to my boyfriend who treats me like with.I want to break up with him but I want him to feel bad.
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>>18680520
Ur penis is 2 small
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>>18680520
"(o Y o) l8r, sk8r"
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>>18680536
Never had sex with him

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I invited a friend over and I got drunk and he recorded me after i specifically told him not to. He now says he will use footage of me barfing on my employer and business clients if I don't give him $10000 because my clients are worth that.
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>>18680518
I barfed in the footage and stuff like that. Where I work that would be considered really bad and my clients would be disgusted, some are really posh people.
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>>18680518
If you have the texts or messages of him saying that just go to the cops and say he's blackmailing you
Boom problem solved
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That's called blackmail and it's a crime. Go to the police.

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Today sucked.
Tomorrow's gonna suck worse.
The next day's gonna suck even worse.

When does it end?
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When you play the best of Morrissey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1VCTqpwvw
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It never ends
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>>18680462

It can get better, but I can't promise when it ends. What do you do for a living? I hated life out of college, but now I make over $100k and spent today "working" from home, before bailing at 2. I have unlimited paid vacation (within reason) and in October I'll be sitting in Europe for a week making about 50 bucks an hour to drink wine and fuck off.

It's not as easy as setting goals, but finding victories where you can.

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>Turn 20 years old
>Half way through this shit
>Suddenly lose all desire to do anything, but it's not depression
>Come home and just scroll up and down on 4chan even on weekends
>Stare at computer for a couple of hours and listen to Andrew W.K.
>Go for a walk
>Turn it off and go to bed
>Go to work for a week and rinse and repeat
>Just enjoy doing absolutely nothing at all but posting on 4chan and thinking about what people tell me
>Feel intense emotional reactions from this website, and can't stop coming back for more

How do I get out of this rut of just doing nothing at all? I want to turn on a movie or draw or something, but I just can't help myself.
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>>18680461
find something better.
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There are different types of depression and you have one of them.

Go see a psychiatrist and consider the effects of sleep apenea.

Look down, if you're throat is now a chin you might be getting awful sleep.
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>>18680485
The only thing better than this would be having friends IRL, but most of the people I live around are 30+ year old drug addicts or little kids, and I don't know if I want to go to Houston just to talk to somebody.

I work an isolating job in carpentry installing cabinets subcontracting with my dad, but we make 2.5k a week, so I'm not quitting.

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How do I go from ISTJ to ENTJ?
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Myers-Briggs test is a meme
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That's not how personality works
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>>18680424
by trying to be more extroverted in your behavior and abstract in your thinking.

myers-briggs test is an absolute meme made by wishful thinking women during a typology craze. the fact people credit it still generates millions of dollars of revenue, but the real force keeping it alive is people's desire to understand themselves in spite of good logic - kind of like a horoscope.

How do I get alcohol in college?
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Be at the legal age necessary and then purchase it at your local liqour store.

That wasn't so bad was it?
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Go to a store in the ghetto where they don't give a shit about age. Did it all the time freshman year.
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>>18680421
simple, get the hardest drink and get wasted, literally it. alcopops are good flavoured vodka

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How do I permanently move to Canada from the UK?

I have known some guy on 4Chan for 4 years and he said he will let me live with him.
He's literally a millionaire.

I am very serious, how do I get my sorry ass to Canada?
I have no idea where to begin.
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Get him to pay your ticket?
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>>18680393
>"Don't worry bro come live with me in canada i've got millions"
>inb4 "i got scammed guys what do i do"
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>>18680425
Dont I need a visa and stuff?

>>18680433
He is actually legit I promise

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If a gf/wife cheats, do you blame the woman, the Chad, yourself or everyone?
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You blame the Jews for creating this society
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Everybody is at fault. The only exception is if the homewrecker honestly had no clue the person they were with was in a relationship
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you for not fulfilling partners needs. Partner for not being honest and betrayal(this takes the bulk of the guilt) home wrecker for having no respect for other people's relationship, unless they had no clue

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So I have some problems at home.
I live with my dad and uncle, don't pay rent but pay the light bill.
Now I never had a problem paying for this, but 2 months ago, my dad got a a.c. unit, asking how much I pay and that he'll cover anything that goes over. I however owed him some money so I never brought it up to him bout the difference. Now last month, they installed new electric readers, and my uncle during this time, has been going on more all nighters with his gf, causing my bill to go from $180 to $260.
I asked my dad if he's ok with giving me $50 a long with my uncle and my dad flipped out at me, asking me "how much more do I need to give you" which tripped me out cuz in the 6 years I've been paying the bill, he has not once asked me if I need help. The only time he did, he said that I would have to owe him $300 for paying off a $100 bill.
A long with this I noticed that my dad really hates helping me financially but has no problems giving $10 grand to my cousins in California. But my main concern atm is how to ask them to help pay the new b.s. bill since I think it's unfair that I'm paying for a.c. I don't get to use and paying for a drunk that's passed out with his lights and tv on.

I plan to write out a 'terms and conditions" simply stating that I think its a little bit unfair, that I just want $50 from them to only go towards the bill. Or that if $50 is too kuch, then ill turn off the breakers at 12am and turn them back on at 8. But if any of those are too much for them, then ill unplug everything and only pay for what I use.
Is that fair enough?
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How old are you?
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And if it helps the whole "treated unfairly"
I had to argue with my dad to take me to the ER when my dicc swelled up, complained to me about driving me to the ER, won't even budge to help me pay off my medical bills but has zero problem with buying my sisters airplane tickets to go on a European vacation
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>>18680384
23. Don't make enough to afford my own place and cuz of no renters laws, can't find a affordable place without b.s. rules

What steps do I need to start taking to reduce my cervicomental angle from 1. and 2. in this image to the image I'm about to post or better? Realize it'll involve surgery, probably multiple because I have some overbite/jaw recession/occlusion issues
Someone lay it out for me
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>>18680368
Something like this would be preferred, my shit varies between the topmost row

What surgeries guys? Mike Mews book? Idk
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>>18680368
More representative actually: this is my exact profile in a proper posture (not military, relaxed relatively)
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>>18680395
And this is what I want:

Advice? Besides "have money"

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What are the best lubricants to use for anal penetration, are their any that dull the pain without dulling the pleasure?
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>>18680310
Best way to prevent pain is going slow and stretching. Use water based lube.
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>>18680316
May i ask you how do you it dear anon ?
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corn syrup works best IMO

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