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Don't wanna bump but have to lol

Now this is just ironic

Fuck, please help me

>>18680295
Everyone has different boundaries of what they are and aren't okay with. Relationships don't have a rulebook for acceptable and unacceptable interactions with other people. Talk to her! You can tell her it made you feel uncomfortable when she did that, without demanding her to stop the behavior. You can communicate and compromise instead of breaking up with her the second she does something you don't like

>>18680295
1: it's a little flirty, but everyone has different levels of touchiness and for some people that's completely innocuous.
2: yes, you are over reacting if it's just that. Is she touchy with everyone, or is it just him. Is she also a close friend of this guy?

>>18680303

1. She says she had no intention of flirting with him or anything but it made me and his GF uncomfortable even

2. First time they met, friend of mine, haven't really been around too many other guys together

She did try to make our relationship FB official without saying anything at all to me earlier in the day but I refused for my own reasons.

Is she just getting back at me? or laying groundwork because she doesnt believe in our relationship? I get alot of female attention in front of her but I always deny and try to make her feel secure..

>>18680282
Either stop thinking about her romanticly and simply platonic. Or stop cowering from your wants and desires. Go after the things you want in life or die with regret.

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>>18680282
>aromantic
Sure way buddy. Ask her on date already dingus. Do handholding.

>>18680282
>aro
>ace
>aromantic

What? Stop being a special snowflake and ask her out if you like her.

join a club or a sports team

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>>18680225
you don't

welcome to hell

>>18680225
Present your self as social and open. Be happy, smile, and sacrifice a virgin to Satan. Then wish for friends.

>>18680056
>hey fuck face stop leaving your drinks on my shit

>>18680056
my friend use to leave his drink in my car EVERY time i would take him places so when he would get out of the car i would just throw his drink out the window right when he shut the door. we always end up laughing but it kinda worked

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>>18680056
"Hey friend, before you leave, don't forget to take your drink with you." He will probably appreciate your thoughtfulness, you spiteful hatehoarder.

>>18679947
bump

>>18679947
Make friends with the people at your college, join a club with woman or something. Develop a social circle and try to meet someone thru this circle. But please dont fall into the pit trap that is trying to be friends with someone and moving on from there, it usually ends badly.

>>18679999
>the pit trap that is trying to be friends with someone and moving on from there
Not OP, but can you elaborate on what you should do instead? Only ask out strangers? Shouldn't you know the person at least somewhat before wanting to be in a relationship?

>Why do people even give a fuck?!
I dunno, you tell me.

How about stop being an insecure shit and not give a fuck what other people think? People who think that way are dumb as fuck regardless. You don't need a girlfriend for anything. Thats for you to decide. Everyone else is either jealous or conceited. So like i said, you don't need a girlfriend to enjoy your life. That will come when you want. They don't understand. Have some confidence.

>>18679927
I don't know. That's why I'm asking. Why shit on someone's new car for something as stupid as that, are people really that vain?

>>18679915
If you're already in the shit and see the finish line you're pretty much already gonna complete it. Don't take up valuable front page space please.

sage btw

>>18679921
lol

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>>18679915
Anyone else?. Preferably not someone with actual advice other than "get off the front page" ?

And to clarify, finishing my degree would mean me having to go back to schoool after a 5 year absence.

>still talk to Pam a lot
>become good friends
>she's also in my chemistry class
>miss class for a few days because I was on a robotics trip
>Pam has things going on so she doesn't go
>need chemistry notes
>ask her for her number so she can send me the notes
>success
>have acquired girls phone number
>start texting each other
>usually conversations about nothing
>feeling good
>be the summer between sophomore and junior year
>be at a bonfire Kevin was having
>Pam was there
>talk to her most of the night
>find out she broke up with Roy
>now I can pursue her again
>but am betafag so I don't ever ask her out
>be a junior in high school
>robotics started up again
>Pam says she is very busy and doesn't know if she wants to do it again
>robotics is the only time I would be able to talk to her face to face
>convince her to keep doing it
>start texting every night until the early hours of the morning
>be at robotics
>nothing to do
>Pam asks me to help her study
>feelsgoodman
>making progress
>friends ask me if we're dating
>say no but am pleased that people are thinking that it's a thing

>next day am texting Pam
>start talking about the upcoming homecoming dance
>she asks me if I'm going
>I say I don't know
>I ask her if she's going
>she's being forced to go by her friends
>says she's going to be really board and wants to find out who's going
>she says she doesn't have a date and it will be a miracle if she gets one
>tell her that miracles can occur
>she says it won't happen
>decide to finally become the alpha male I was always meant to be and prove her wrong
>ask her out to homecoming
>she takes forever to respond
>this is the scariest moment of my life
>she finally says that I don't have to ask her to homecoming just so I can win the argument
>tell her that I really like her
>she takes forever to respond again
>my heart is pumping
>she tells me that she is very surprised and this came out of the blue
>i thought it was super obvious
>that's woman for you I guess
>tells me she wants to say yes but she is very busy and needs to take time to think about it
>part of me dies inside
>feelsverybadman
>still have a bit of hope
That was this morning
Still waiting for her answer
Don't know what to do with myself so I write down my thoughts here
What do I do?

>>18679936
tip act like u don't care, best answer for girls. this doesn't mean hur dur whatever lulz. u can still be sad about it but get over it as quick as possible and be 100% fine with her next time u see her. u did good not asking her out when u saw her, really beta doing that even if u think its alpha it lowers odds unless u have been flirting well

What's the fetish?

>>18679893
what's his fetish anon?

i'm a girl and embarrassingly enough have a crippling piss fetish.

i told my boyfriend of two years this when we were dating and he wasn't really into it, but would occasionally do it for me.

i think if you occasionally fulfill it he'll stop nagging and you won't have to do it constantly or have to hear him talk about it constantly

>>18679901
>>18679894

My boss (who is 50 years old) sometimes flirts with me. I don't really reciprocate and I told my bf. He asked if I find my boss attractive and I was like "I dunno kinda?" because he really is cute but in an older "dad" kind of way and I always thought he was way too old for me even if I were single. So basically my bf wants me to go on a date with him, suck him off, film it on my phone and send it to him. He's told me more and he wants it to go further eventually but that's the main one he wants to start off with and he just WON'T stop talking about it.

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Have a few bees sting her ass cheeks. It'll plump up that way Anon.

>>18679855
>Is she still a keeper?
no

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>>18679861
Dude, bee stings might kill her.
All he gotta do is spank her until it's raw, red, and ready for pickin'.

>>18679712
Send this same thing to her, so she can understand your situation.
Ask her to help you and explain you her emotions.

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>>18679719
I more or less did, not as a single message (I needed to compress several months' worth of communicating into a readable post), but she does understand. She seems frustrated with my helplessness when it comes to such matters, when we discussed it recently she expressed doubt it could be even learned or improved on in adulthood (I picked up the term "EQ" from her, I thought that's just some bullshit buzzword before). I'm not sure if I can expect her to keep around waiting for me to improve while getting burned by my every mistake. Right now she's in kind of a crisis and I only thing I can do is to say it's gonna eventually get better and it's not her fault; I basically advised her to talk to another, more mature friend of hers I know about, because actually helping her is as much in my reach as discovering Unified Field Theory. She probably keeps talking to me just because she trusts and feels somewhat comfortable with me and doesn't expect me to be useful anymore.

words are meaningless, try changing emotional state instead

I usually feel this way on the way there but once I am there I settle down

So be anxious! You'll settle down soon enough.

>>18679672
I hope so anyway....
Even during the hiring process I was anxious as all hell.

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I still want a little more advice. Please?

>>18679649
You have plateaued. Happens often enough.
From what I understand you need to change things up. Speak to a dietician or trainer for further advice.

Yeah after the first month you'll lose at of weight then you'll hit a rock. It may take a few months to see results again, worst thing you can do is lower your calorie intake. Trust me you'll start losing weight again, slowly, but hey you may not be losing weight because your body is becoming more strong with muscle build up, that is a good sign keep it up friend

Also 1500 is a little low for a man, your body may be in starvation mode which means you take more fat from foods. I suggest raising it to 1800-2000

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>>18679623
>give a chance to the other girl because you shouldn't waste your time with people who are not gonna give you what you want from them
>you win

Fuck the girl that's interested
Disregard the one that isn't

>wash, rinse, and repeat

The one you want and that wants you too will come around anon, just have your shit together. it'll be better for the long run.

>>18679628
>>18679634
>Hook up with other girl
>original girl get jealous and becomes interested
>you're still interested in original girl
>oops you got Other girl pregnant
>the end

I just know how this shit will turn out.