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>>18679090
becoming not boring is easy. if you're bored then you're boring.

>>18679090
yes

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>>18679090
No.

>>18679080
nah, i like that look as well. i'm a total square too but man I love chicks with shaaved heads and tatte'd up bodies. i actually dumped a really clean girl i met at church for this ratty chick that worked at a fast food joint. she was trying to improve her life after being a fuckup which made it all the more adorable to me. i dunno.

>>18679080
>My gf is a recovering meth and opiate junkie
Good God lad, seek help and leave her ffs

>>18679118
For me it's mostly her face, teeth and hair. When she smiles with all those broken and missing teeth it's almost enough to send me over the edge right there and then.

Part of it I think is that it feels like her smile is all mine, if that makes sense. Like it's just for me.

>>18679124
I love her, man, I think she's great as she is, but even she doesn't seem to believe it sometimes, she's so insecure about her looks.

>>18679016
Single women are probably single by their own choice, except for ones with mental disorders. They have no boyfriend because there's not interested in men atm.

generally speaking, of course

>>18679016
I had this issue until I figured out that they want what they can't have.

Basically, single girls play hard to get while taken ones see no risk in flirting.

>>18679030
>Basically, single girls play hard to get while taken ones see no risk in flirting.


why

>>18679006
rooms on craigslist can range from $300 to $600 minimum some places. can you afford that?

of course you'll have to do some screening to make sure it's a good situation and not one filled with drug addicts and/or people who will also punch you.

>>18679006
>>18679085
anyway you might want to establish some boundaries with your brother. your room is your place that he should only be in with your permission. that might even be the case legally. idk.

>>18679006
How old are you and your bro. You sound underage. If not, then move out like >>18679085 said.

What are your autistic hobbies?
Unless it's something that comes with a lot of assumptions that scare the listener away before you get a chance - like some collection of very specific anime lovedolls, or whatever - your hobbies don't really matter. If you're really passionate about it, it should be fine if you talk about it in the right manner.

>>18679004
mostly grand strategy games

>>18679122
What's a grand strategy game? I've heard this term a couple of times, but have no idea what it refers to. I keep thinking chess?

woman here and i feel the same. not for the same reasons i guess though.
but anyway yeah
fuck marriage

sort of related to op's thread: what are the actual government financial incentives for married couples like? Save for these is there any reason not to just do a religious ceremony and raise children as if you were legally married?

>>18678978
I'm op, there are tax breaks but nothing major as far as I know. Marriage is more about accountability that anything, a legal contract to raise a family if you do have one. In the past, nobody really married just to marry, you did it to foster a secure family structure.

>>18678927
you ate the propaganda. you maybe shouldn't have transitioned, considering that your expectations are unrealistic and you have a mental disorder.

im not trying to hurt your feelings. I'm just trying to give an opinion that is outside the mainstream propagated bullshit.

>>18678927
>>18678937
I mean this is a perfect example of the propaganda at work. part of what influenced you to take these drugs and be part of the movement was some unrealistic expectation that would be able to cum from penetration like a woman because of hur dur prostates. they took advantage of your wishful thinking with their agenda.

this is probably a troll post but it's realistic enough so I don't care

I never said I went through any transitioning. When I said I've been trans for a year I meant a year ago I came to accept that I'm trans, and started experimenting with anal masturbation...

Same situation pal, just focus your energy on cheering your pals up instead of being a bummer. We're all going to die in a ball of nuclear light so you might aswell be what I like to call an
'Optimistic nihilist' if ive spelt them correctly. Believe me life aint great but complaining about it wont fix it

>>18678903
I guess, but not complaining about it gives me ulcers man. I stress out until it actually starts to affect my physical health without an outlet.

Because I guess I should have said I tried to just keep my mouth shut when I didn't have anything positive to say and after about a month of doing that and basically contributing nothing at all in terms of conversation because I never had anything to say that wasn't shit I ended up throwing up a lot whenever I got overwhelmed with something.
Eventually I blacked out in class and was sent to a hospital because I stopped being able to sleep right.

There is a significant relief I get when I talk about how shit my life and the world is.

So that's why I asked about how to genuinely be more positive, because faking it was literally killing me.
Though now that I've written that out, I figure maybe a second question I should be asking is healthier stress relief/coping mechanisms?

Guess coming to 4chan to ask about positivity was a bad idea? lol

When you ride a motorcycle this happens daily

Up voted! How do I subscribe to your blog?

>>18678823
it's just an emotional thing. he probably knows he was in the wrong. he might even be a nice guy. there's something about beeping horns and strangers that brings out the worst in people.

try beeping lighter if you don't want to get flipped off.

>>18678804
If he admits to having beaten her there's not much he can do, especially in terms of gaining sympathy from a judge.

Physical abuse is a crime, adultery isn't.

>>18678812
it is in the eyes of God

>>18678812
It should be. in the same vein as breach of contract.

b-bump

>>18678798
Go to smaller house parties and start talking before people start getting completely drunk. Be slightly buzzed yourself

>>18678798
You can't control how others feel. Just keep things nice and light. If she's vibing go for it if not, you know move on.

There is no clear answer. If you don't try though you'll never succeed.

>>18678791
that's very natural. look at those old paintings with nude people in them - their bodies are almost always like that, because I don't think their culture had skinny jeans and lifting.

if you're so insecure about it, work out your upper body and/or lose weight. problem solved. /thread

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>>18678791
>>18678800
Don't listen to this guy, he's full of shit (just look at pic related, does this come even close to what he's describing?).
Could you post a picture in underwear?

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>>18678851
Here it is, I just censored instead, I don't wear boxers.
I did a lot of legs related sports when I was a kid, but it gaves me a shitty shape as you can see.

>>18678763
no xanax just nut up.

>>18678771
Not that easy on crutches and being older than everyone there.

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>>18678776
If anything, they're going to look up to you. Don't worry about it too much.

Have you tried the Xanax yet? If not, don't wait until the first day of school to take your first dose. Whatever dose your shrink had prescribed to you, take half of that, and then increase the dose by halves as you see fit. You don't want to take too much, because that stuff will make you incredibly drowsy. You wouldn't want to be falling asleep in class.

Buuuump

>>18678760
What is bisexuality

>>18679000
I thought bi was just a meme?

You should fucking kill yourself. Why is this board so cancerous? Jesus Christ first world problems

>>18678734
What the fuck are you expecting? Someone wondering how to deal with their village being ethnically cleansed? Fuck off.

>>18678734
What the hell are you expecting on a western board?
>Guys how do I stop my village from sacrificing my sister?