Can someone help me out of this rut?
Goes something like this
>Thinking of my future or anything controversial
>Realize everything in life is ultimatley pointless.
>No great plan or meaning
>Instantly revert to being complacent/depressed
>Do not want to do anything because of it.
>Feelsbadman.jpg
I never understood this.
To me total pointlessness of it all is very liberating thought
Life is an all genre video game.
Go play it.
>>18684058
This
Do whatever you wants, spare the true evils of the world like rape and murder. But have fun. It's a lot easier to do stupid shit knowing there will be no grand afterlife.
So, i fucked up a little bit.
Im a 18 year old from one of the biggest cities in the US. because I was bored the other day(Wednesday night) and used a texting app(textnow) and pretended to be a mutual friend. I didnt send anything bad, but as a joke i mentioned her and I dating and she caught on that it wasn't really the person i was saying it was. She then texted my real number and asked if i had seen somebody mentioned in the fake conversation and how she thought mayber she was texting her from a fake number. She told me she was going to file a police report and a little after that the conversation ended. So now i started to worry a little bit, but whatever. The next day, about halfway through the day she blocked me on snapchat and instagram. I dont give a fuck about being blocked, im just hoping thats not an indicator she actually filed a police report.
Ive texted her(and a bunch of others) from fake numbers before, but im not really worried about those because they were a while ago. Im worried she filed a police report and the cops are gonna subpoena the texting app and then my ISP to find out it was me. I'm nervous and scared. What should I do? Or is there even anything to do?
>>18684042
You think the police care about some kid asking a girl out with a fake number?
If you didnt threaten her or say anything illegal you have nothing to worry about.
>>18684277
I showed her a picture of my penis and told her I hated blacks and Mexicans.
>>18684284
Luxky for you cops do that too
If she's underage run now
got these marks on my back , what are these
Where you leaning on something with an edge to it and shifting around?
>>18684032
It's from growing... stretch marks. They'll fade with time.
>>18684038
They'll fade, but are gonna be itchy af for a while, get some lotion and smother it in.
>20 years old
>No friends at all
>Thinking about committing suicide
>Thinking about going to local bar day I turn 21
>Don't know if alcohol will help me
I think it's the only realistic way out, but my immediate family will resent me for taking it. I don't know if I'll make many friends there, but something to do is better than nothing at all.
God damn the pic in the middle is depressing
>>18684016
Do you actually want friends or are you burdened by society's expectations of you to have a large social circle?
>>18684023
I actually want friends, or at the least, someone to talk to.
I can't live in this world without face-to-face human interaction.
hey /adv/ice is there a bottom line start
I am actually really lazy and almost never finish my stuff this even includes games,anime and manga I start really good but for some reason i just stop pursuing things after few days
HELP ME PLEASE
>>18683999
Do it with someone. Play video games with people and schedule times to do things.
>>18684009
this, or do lets plays and post them on youtube and stuff
>>18683999
Its probably some degree of depression. At least i know it was in my case. Never with will to get up from bed, never even bothering to watch anime or movies, just watching the life pass by.
Go talk to a doctor, try a life style change or even some medicine.
so a my friend who happens to be girl sent me, who happens to be guy, a snapchat of her in her underwear and a towel covering her top
what do i do? does that mean she likes me?
>>18683981
Not really. Could have been a dare. Just pretend it didn't happen and play it cool.
>>18683981
Flirt back if you want to fuck her.
>>18683981
Any context at all?
Are indulgences still allowed in the Catholic religion?
My priest makes us pay a small amount for each sin, sometimes lets us pay in advance for any future sin. This is what I've done my whole life
Roman Catholic churches are run for profit in the third world.
lmao.
That guy is doing it wrong. I grew up Catholic, though i'm not anymore, but I don't remember ever "paying for our sins"
I'm not sure how to really phrase this, but I'll give it my best go. I've been related to near dumb-as-wood levels with interpreting social cues in every facet of socialization before, so I thought I should get some help here.
I recently went through a time of my life where I had almost no human contact for over a year. It doesn't matter why, it just happened where I spoke little, only saw a few shop owners, etc.
I rejoined society and started going back to some of my old haunts, and ran into, naturally, a girl. You probably guess where this is going.
She took me by surprise, though. I hadn't seen her for a long time, and she ran up and grabbed me from behind, practically screamed my name, and hugged me for a few seconds.
We talked for a few minutes, and she asked if we could catch up, wondered where I'd been, etc, etc.
I'd known her for a few years, previously, and her family, and we all got along. I'm two years older than her, and we grew up together in a few ways.
It's mostly just mildly surprising that anyone even remembered me at all, especially after that much of a stretch of time.
Was she just excited to see me as a friend? We were never extremely close. I'd give it about a 7/10 of friendship intensity.
What's expected of me in this situation? Am I misreading it one way or another? Is she lying to me or setting me up for something? It's very suspicious that she's so friendly.
Any advice would be appreciated. I'm completely in the dark.
>that reddit spacing
smdhfamalam
sage'd
>>18683966
What's reddit spacing?
Does anyone have any help for me? I'm sorry if there's something wrong with my spacing, I just didn't want to put a clusterfuck since I had a lot to say.
I could really use any advice, even if it's not popular. I'm open to literally anyone and everyone's ideas.
My girlfriend told me she once had sex with 3 guys at once and that threesomes were 'common' when she was younger. How do I tactfully break up with her so she doesn't know that's the reason I'm leaving her?
Tell her your gay. You probably read trap manga already so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>18683960
Best thing to do is just be upfront about it. That's honestly really gross of her.
If you really don't want her to know then you can't break up with her for at least a month or two from the time she told you and you have to treat her the same. Just slowly become more distant then be like "you're a great girl but I don't feel like we have much in common so I want to go our separate ways."
I know nobody in the city I'm going to, I'm all alone with minimal cash. Aside from getting a job (Which I don't really know how to do), I know nothing. Give me all you've got /adv/
>>18683927
Get a job. Use the library. Find somewhere that sells used books cheap.
Number one thing: You are there to study and not to make friends.
>>18683943
So I shouldn't try to make friends?
>>18683927
Go to ALL the university's social events for freshmen. Remember that EVERYONE there is in the same boat as you, knowing nobody and desperate to make friends. Talk to people next to you inclasses or on lines. If in the dorms, meet your neighbors.
And yes, don't forget that your primary purpose in being there is the education. The single worst mistake beginning sudents make is prioritizing partying over schoolwork.
I have one week to study & get my permit, then zoom into grabbing my license since I'm already 18+. I'm thinking, 30 minutes per day would work.
Then comes driving. Give me driving tips.
>>18683913
Drive with your parents as much as possible, and study till the knowledge rests in your mind. But for real. Offer to drive for any occasion
a beer before always settles my nerves
In my country, we're told to take a lot of short trips, instead of few long ones. If you have the money, consider professional lessons.
I'm a sophomore in high school and there's this 17 year old in my grade (held back) who has raped at least 3 girls (that we know of) what should we do?
Highschool is a land steeped in rumours and accussations and idiots. Do you have proof?
Not saying it's impossible. But you need proof, or else you're a psychopath.
>>18683890
Call the police
>>18683890
Call the cops. Talk to teachers.
Ok so stupid/silly old me decided to walk around Williamsburg NY to talk to strangers and maybe do pranks on them. (I like prank videos). So I see this bloke, tourist type with the white button down looking all preppy. He posts up next to me right next to those new tech garbage cans that have a solar smooth top. So I see that he sets his vitamin water on top. So I was gonna swipe his vitamin water and put my water there to fool him. (How Indiana Jones puts his bag of sand to replace the golden head statue). I chicken out and he takes a sip from the vitamin water and puts his cellphone this time. Stupid me decided, hey I could replace it with my phone. I do so. He catches me in the act and accuses me of trying to steal his phone. (I'm like how can I steal your wack phone when I put my new galaxy s7 as a replacement") Well he goes all ballistic and starts shoving me and making a scene. He calls me a thief and at this point everyone is looking at me and this Australian tourist. He shoves me some more and tells me if he see's me again he's gonna call the police. I tell him to relax (he has no chill). Finally I just leave because there is no talking sense to this guy. So I get to my car because I have had enough of Williamsburg. Apparently he followed me 7 blocks with another hispanic "good samaritan" as his witness. He takes a picture of my license plate and says "we got ya". All the while he's holding a bat in his hand and I feel even more threatened at this point. The aussie dude is on the phone describing me to the police. I'm like I'm not waiting for the police and I tell him again, it was a prank/joke. The hispanic dude is like "where are the cameras then??? Huh?" being all intimidating with his bat. I'm afraid he's gonna hit my car with the bat, so I jet out of there. Luckily the hispanic dude had some sense and didn't damage my car.
So now do I have to worry about my car getting flagged and ultimately getting pulled over since he has my license plate?
Surely no one can actually be this stupid
>>18683870
When you're in county jail maybe someone will pull a prank by hiding his penis in your butthole. Wouldn't that be hilarious?
You already made this thread earlier today. I suggest going and reading that thread for answers
>started 2nd yr in grad skool
>a lot of new international students from china join our program this yr
>exchange small talk a couple times with this one qt3.14
>tells me she wants to go to this restaurant
>I suggest we go together so we exchange numbers
>qt3.14 is very aggressive with her texts.
>am confused ??? because I'm used to pursuing the girl and not the other way around. (pic related)
>ended up having a great date
>she goes to her mentor's house party and drinks a lot of wine
>I go to pick her up so we can go downtown for some more fun
>she throws up in my car while I'm driving cause she's not used to drinking
>it_didn't_have_to_end_like_this.jpg
>act a bit autistic because I didn't know how to handle the situation.
>got her some water and dropped her off
I don't know what to do lads
I really like her but the vomiting incident just made things really awkward.
Should I just ignore it? How to go about making a joke about this incident so that we can move on?
she wants to marry you for citizenship. seen it happen.
>>18683842
you could be right but she doesn't know that I'm a citizen as I'm also asian
Bang her and drop her. She's trying to get citizenship bro. Make sure you wrap your tool room don't want no anchor baby keeping her around either.
Pro tip: bend her over and have her squeel "God emperor Trump!" While you destroy her puss and leave her all alone in a cheap hotel when you're finished.
>refer to title
???
Roast it
Post this on /ck/ idiot
>>18683770
Step 1: Grab a knife
Step 2: On the left side of your neck, just below your jaw, make a large incision