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I want to be happy
>22 years old in community college
>self teaching programming
>5'4" lol :,(
>girls always flake me on for dates or reject me
>I don't cold approach
>So I guess forever friendzone no matter how funny I am
>Reason I started education after highschool so late cause I'm an introverted loser fuck.
>Sure I'll be just as depressed and lonely in an actual college too
>I feel like my youth is rotting away
>I have noodle limbs and a little belly. So skinny fat.
>Cousins suspect I'm gay and call me fag
>One of them has a hot ass girlfriend
>I get mad and depressed
Should I just become a musician and pursuit fame and fortune? I think I'm going to have to live an extraordinary life so I can be seen as ordinary. Level the playing field I guess. I want more friends and I want a gf or girls. Fuck life. I'm in the bathroom of my shitty retail job trying to maintain my composure. I think about suicide sometimes.
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>>18682223
You wanna be happy?
Learn to enjoy yourself. Do things you enjoy, try new things you may or may not enjoy. If you can't even enjoy yourself how do you expect anyone else to?
Your story is about as generic as they come.
Soon as you start victimizing yourself you become the victim. When life gives you lemons, don't mame lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. get MAd. I don't want your damn lemons what am I gonna do with these?! DEMAND to see life's manager, make life RUE the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house to the ground. WITH THE LEMONS.
You want to give life the middle finger?
>hit the gym
>keep learning programming
>learn to enjoy alone time
>make as much money as possible with as little effort
you should be too busy PROGRESSING your life to be depressed about it
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>>18682248
I've been trying for 3 years now. I still see no progress with girls. All I've discovered is I can be funny but doesn't go further. I hate life.
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>>18682253
get the fuck over yourself and girls
girls, for the most part, are a fucking waste of time. They have a geocentric mindset and can't fathom anything beyond their own life.
The more you are stuck on "muh no gf" the longer it'll feel that you have no gf. Instead of moping around, make yourself worthy of a girl.
>b-but im trying
no you're not, you're on a korean stock exchange board bitching about how tough life is when you should be fucking it in the ass. Take advantage of opportunities. Look at programming internships. Apply for jobs you don't have all the qualifications for. Talk yourself up but dont be an entitled cunt. Get some more hobbies. Hit the gym you skinny fat. /fit/ has plenty of mostly good advice...just make sure it isn't a meme before you do it. READ THE FUCKING STICKY FIRST THO IT HAS GREAT STUFF
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Im damn stupid.
Even though i have a fucking masters degree in engineering i can't compute 5+7 without thinking about it for several seconds.
I get even slower when drinking alcohol, then i start having problems remembering names and concepts.
It can be hard even when im sober, because i know so much stuff, but it gets even harder when im drunk.
Im getting really tired of this bullshit, i feel like my own mental inability is the main force hindering me from doing cool stuff in my life.
Right now i have 9-5 job, and im one of the best guys they have, i think, but still, one of the things stopping me the most is my low iq.
Could this be a disease, like beginning alzheimer's or some other shit?
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>>18682205
Not alz, just autism.
If alc makes u stoopid, then lay off the alc. idiot.
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>>18682205
Sleep more and socialize more. It sounds like a stress response from anxiety, depression, or some sort of emotional neglect.
I've found that acetylcholine-acting supplements help me with brain fog. Such as alpha gpc, uridine, centrophenoxine. I have a schizo spectrum disorder and I use them to treat the negative symptoms
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>>18682205
You have a fucking masters degree in EN-fucking-GINEERING, Anon. You are smart and most likely know how to deal with some heavy ammounts of work and stress, kudos.
>"I can't compute 5+7 without thinking about it"
So? That's normal, we aren't fucking rainman and a good deal of the people need a moment to count.
>"I get even slower when drinking alcohol"
Again, normal; Alcohol has never made ANYONE smarter.
Yer not stupid, just being unfairly hard on yerself. Take a break, man.
I think someone stole $200 from me.
So I had either $700-500 in my wallet. I know that's careless but it was for a specific thing and I guess I was being clueless about carry around that much money. I honestly can't remember if I had 700 or 500 Bc I was using it for certain expenses but I'm back tracking and I'll figure it out in a couple hours but I'm pretty sure it was 700, I just suppose therre could have been less.
So I hung out with this guy I've been talking to for a long time who's a friend of mine, I went to his friends house before and two of his friends were there and another one showed up later. I did leave my purse in a room with all of them besides the guy that's my friend briefly while he and I went outside to talk. They don't seem like shittty ppl to me I don't know the third friend but the other two have jobs and college degrees and are 24. Would they really openly steal $200 from my purse together?
After I went there I went to this guys house and slept over. My purse was in his room and he could have taken it while I was sleeping or in the morning. It honestly looked like the money was arranged differently in my wallet which is why I opened my wallet and I was confused, then I counted my money and realized it seemed short. Ill definitely figure out how much money I had, but idk what to do. Would it be likely that his friends stole
From me together? Becaus otherwise I guess he probably did which sucks .
They were drinking and he was kinda drunk and stuff as well
Idk how to confront this if I am missing money which I'm pretty sure I am
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>>18682190
First off, you don't even know how much money you had to start with. Secondly, if they stole your money, they should have taken it all. It's more likely you only had $500 to begin with and aftr getting drunk and counting that $500 again, seemed odd to you. Also, details of your sleepover.
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>>18682206
I'll figure out how much I really
Had shortly. I thought I had $700, Bc I thought I had $200 in my purse already and then withdraw $500 more. But I'm gonna go retract everything, it's possible I had $500 but I don't think I did.
And I don't think that's necessarily true some people will only take smaller amounts so it's not noticeable or so I feel like this? I
Don't know.
Sleepover? I just went over and we talked for a little then I went to sleep. He got up and changed in stuff did stuff while
I wasn't paying attention because he has a part of his room you can't see from where his bed is there's a wall in between so he easily could have taken it.
But it's definitely or likely that his friends would take it together right? So if I am missing money, it was probably him?
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>>18682224
You slept with him, in his bed, where you didn't have a view of a part of the room where he went to change?
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>be with one guy sexually once
>never had sex
>just fingering and occasional hump
>random bumps out of no where on vulva
>Go see doctor for it
>She says it's not possible because no piv happened
>insist she exam
>she looks for like 2 seconds and does nothing
>have to beg her for referral to gyno
>she finally gives in and gives me referral
>waiting for gyno to call me back
>It's been 5 days no reply from gyno for appointment
>freaking out
It's only two bumps on my inner lips and it's driving me crazy, should I just kms?
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>>18682171
calm yourself
I'm a guy so I got no idea about what it could be, but when it comes to doctors: hassle the fucking shit out of them.
Call the gyno place until you get a hold of someone. I didn't wait for them to call me, I bugged the fucking shit out of them until I got an appointment.
Interestingly enough I got a phone call a month later saying I had a referral for something I already got figured out.
DOCTORS AND OFFICES DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER PATIENT, YOUR CASE IS NOT SPECIAL TO THEM.
So, you become an annoyance until they deal with you. You become "special" in the sense that you're known as an annoyance. If you make no progress in a week, move onto a different doctor.
t. had gallbladder dysfunction for half a year until a doc finally gave me the attention I deserved all along
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>>18682171
Gyno here. Need pics to diagnose.
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>>18682171
there are a few things it could be, most of which are not stds
calm yourself and call your gyno back instead of waiting for them
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I drank fountain water in Europe. What disease I probably caught?
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>>18682149
Hepatitis
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>>18682149
>Drink not clean water at any point in life
Why tho
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>>18682163
Hangover
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How do I tell if this girl is just being friendly? 2017-09-02 04:09:45 Post No.18682082
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How do I tell if this girl is just being friendly?
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So this girl always approaches me friendlily, but when she hears my name being called out, she suddenly blushes.
She acts quite differently to me. Though her personality is gregarious, she's super friendly only to me.
Pic is not the girl, but looks quite like her.
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escalate
no woman is going to show interest in a way that isn't deniable
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>>18682092
How do I do it? I am a total newfag in this game.
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>>18682100
Just ask her out boy
>Hey I think you look really cute. Do you want to do X on Saturday with me?
X = restaurant , movie, social event, various gathering, walk in the park, etc.
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Ive been telling my gf that I love her for a while now, I know it was a bit soon but I felt it and I had to do it. It's been a while since that and she still shows no signs of anything other than an infatuation for me, we are in an LDR and I feel like I shouldnt be in one with someone that doesn't really love me. I know I'm being overly dramatic but it's hard not to when you're in an LDR and feel like the other person doesn't love you.
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>>18682077
How long have you been dating?
So she doesn't respond when you say you love her? I'd say dump the bitch, even if she doesn't mean it it's 3 fucking words so leaving you hanging like this is fucked up.
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>>18682091
For like 2 months oficially and like another 2 of dating
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>>18682109
Of course she doesn't love you. And you don't love her. Especially if it's LDR, you've barely spent any time with each other yet. I really hope you're a 15yo kid, if not then time to grow the fuck up and stop acting like one. You have a crush on her, you're infatuated, you like her. She may or may not feel the same. Neither of you is in love. Just chill, stop worrying about stupid stuff like that, and be grateful your gf didn't find your super early confession creepy. Definitely stop expecting her to do the same. Take your time, there's no rush.
I don't like people much but I'm still lonely. i guess I will get used to it after a while. I'm in a profession where i don't have much social interaction. whenever i do have social interactions I just want to get away. would maybe a cat or a dog help? I have a lot of spare time after work to take care of one.
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Talk to me instead
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>>18682114
In an intellectual
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inb4 "faggot"
should I buy something to my gf for our 1 month anniversary?
we had sex 3 weeks into our dating and I plan on taking her to a movie, should I also buy her a little something? is it too early?
if I should, what would you get?
I was thinking that if I don't buy her anything I could just tell her "it's our 1 month anniversary and without being cynical you really make me happy"
thanks
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>>18681969
Don't buy anything, just sets up a bad precedence.
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>>18681969
Don't be the fag and bring up the anniversary, 1mo?! FFS. Let (((her))) make a spectacle out of it and THEN go along with it. Flowers, tops. faggot.
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>>18681973
Yup, she'll be expecting more and more each month.
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Friend of mine is being a bit of a cunt, how do I snap her out of it.
She needs some work done on her computer, she asked us for help, only one of us can do it, so hes asking for some money. Instead of just paying him, shes casting a wider net and taking quotes from people instead of trusting him. How do I explain to her how fucked up that is.
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>>18681955
who cares, man? The moment he asked for money, he turned it into a business proposition. Yeah it might be a little shitty of her, but at the same time it's her money and if she wants to shop around, that's totally her right. You're not entitled to someone's business just cuz you're friends
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>>18681959
Basically this
The friend did the right thing to ask for money
The girl can take a look if she can find the same thing with lower price.
Cunt move would have been to demand it free of charge
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>>18681959
but its taking so long, shes even considered buying all new shit. I don't get whats running through her head, our friend isn't going to fuck her over, and theres no way shes going to find someone to do that shit for free, she isn't single and has no sexual market value, I also know all of her friends pretty much (she only has like 3)
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I enlisted but it won't be a couple months until I finally get to leave home and be free.
Until then, how do I stop being so bored?
>I am 18
>don't have any money
>don't have a car
>don't have a computer, just a smart phone
>don't have a games console
>have 2 friends who hardly ever want to do anything
>they're 17 and can't go to the club or drink with me
>have no instruments
>absolutely hate drawing
I am so bored, stuck in all day, all I can do is browse 4chan.
(I can't afford a car BTW, I need a job, hence why I enlisted but the application process takes half a year for anyone unaware)
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>>18681936
>half a year?
For what fucking branch?
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>>18681947
Air force my man, I'm right at the end of the app thank god. Its already been 5 months.
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>>18681952
That's unfortunate. Get in better shape, USAF PT requirements are probably easy to max out.
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What can I do to get over my fear of women?
I'm a 20 year old heterosexual male
I violently afraid of being intimate with them, so I won't initiate conversations usually. For instance, if I'm in a lecture and my eyes wander I might find myself checking out some girls in class and avoid communicating with them.
I lack confidence with women and I believe it's rooted in a fear of sexual rejection. I often tell myself I'm not worthy of sexual acceptance, intimacy, or any female attention in general.
Ironically, I've managed to have sex with 4 different women over the course of my life. In each situation they chose me rather than my active choosing of who I'd like to get to know/fuck. However, throughout all of those interactions, I've felt ridden with guilt for fucking them.
How can I stop these negative thoughts from ceasing my joy for sex and how can I develop a healthier perspective of women I find attractive?
I'm tired of the pain. I'm tired castrating myself. There's gotta be a better way to live.
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Imagine its your last day on earth. Whenever im in a stressful situation, i just convince myself that if i dont do it ill die.
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>>18681903
Probably you internalized some messed up views about sex and love as a child.
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>>18681903
What the fuck, you must be very attractive. I'm like you except I'm a 25 year old virgin.
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If I took 60 150mg Tramadol SR identical to pic related, would that kill me? Anything I could take with it to enhance its effects?
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>>18681862
>i just took 9 grams of tramadol extended release, 22.5x more than the daily limit, will i die?
>what do increase effects?
alcohol.
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>>18681873
how quickly though? i dont want to be writhing around like a spastic for an hour
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>>18681873
pls come back ;_;
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The last girl i dated was abusive and took money from me. I finally cut off all communications altough she has me blocked on social media. I have deleted our messages and plan to destroy the sex toys she bought me. All I want to know is what else do i need to do because I can still feel her toxins in me. I feel like it's my fault that she turned out like this but at the same time i know it's not. There were at least three times she has hit me and again I felt like i deserved it but I don't, I was often criticized about little things like how I drink my sodas and was told my family didn't have any expectation nor set any standards for me. Often times I'll think about it and think 'oh wow that DID happen' and it feels like it's been forever since all this occurred. Then I get depressed because I should have known and left her sooner and depressed because I feel like a failure because she pointed out all the things i do wrong or don't do. Anyway that's all I got for now. Will post more
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Keep yourself busy, work on loving yourself, advance your career. NEVER break the no contact rule. You owe yourself more respect than thinking about the past like this.
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>>18681844
Anon, you did the best you could. You didn't leave her sooner because you couldn't. You have to be proud that you finally did. That's the important thing.
I got out of a toxic relationship a little over a year ago and it's one of the biggest achievements in my life, because I was so dependant on him. Should I have left him sooner? Yes! But I left him as soon as I found the strength to do it, and so did you. You did very good. Now time to move on and don't contact that horrible person again
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>>18682954
Op here. I'm screencapping this. the thing is I'm afraid of running into her and idk what she'll say but i'm going back to her. I am into the whole bdsm thing and am submissive and she was my master and obviously she took it too far, implementing money punishments. I lost weight becuase i couldn't afford to eat and coworkers could see it.. I wasso fucking scared of her and still am. There are times when I just want to isolate myself from people and never want to get close to anyone like that ever again but don't because that's not who i am. I let this woman inside me, literally and metaphorically and she treated me like shit. I'm so fucking scared of her yet i still crave her.
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ex might be pregnant and there is a chance she will have the baby out of spite because of the harsh breakup being so recent.
if this happens is my life over?
is there any way i can get around paying child support apart from suicide?
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Talk to a lawyer.
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>>18681816
Out of spite, what a selfish little bitch you are. That baby has a right to life dispite you being an erisponsible immature cunt. If you didn't want kids you should have done something to make sure it didn't happen.
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>>18681911
youre absolutely right im a selfish bitch for not wanting a child.
but how much of a selfish bitch do you have to be to keep a child you cant support nor do you even want, just to make the father pay child support.
the baby has a right to life and thats the only reason its not dead already. if you havent got any advice outside of KYS; KYS.