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>>18229022
The military is one of the biggest welfare schemes in the world. You'll be fine.

>>18229022
Don't join. We don't need mentalities like yours.

They'll feed you double rations until your weight is normal.

Replace some of your running with lifting and you'll have a better life than folks who only signed up because there weren't any real jobs within reach of their dirt farm.

>>18229013

fixating. but other than that, idk. there's one guy i didnt even date who passes through my mind every day. if he shows up in 'suggested friends' on facebook i have a mini seizure, and sometimes i dream about him. I've dated dozens of guys before and a dozen or so after, but none really hit me like that... and i never even dated this one, he turned me down.

but like you ive still had other relationships, lots of success and tons of fun. im a happy person. there's just a 'what could have been' in my mind, and thats okay. as long as you are still mostly happy, its not a big deal imo. you will never be perfectly happy. if you were, you'd forget all the things from before and would lose sight of your cohesive self

I think you are just a huge fucking faggot. I've never been in a relationship though, only had crushes, so perhaps it's different.

>>18229021
I think there's a slight difference in our situations, this was my first REAL girlfriend, where we lived together and became best friends etc. But I think you're 100% right, it's a what could have been type thing. I'm just reminded of her by everything. I'm reminded of my other exes with certain songs/movies/places etc. But none of them hit me as hard as her.

You know, i'm a generally happy person, I just get a bit too nostalgic too often.

Go for that threesome. You can't salvage the relationship imo

>>18228985
so you two never discussed a relationship before but yet she gets upset when you mention to her you fucked a bitch in a bathroom stall?

>>18229019
Well it had all the signs of a relationship, IMO i basically cheated
She did take it lighter than a real girlfriend would, so it's just a question of how I make her get over it.

Everybody needs to go through that phase of being wild and stupid. If you won't do it now, you will regret it later and even try to go through it. There are two options if you wish to avoid that:
1. Cheat on your gf (you will feel great guilt)
2. Break up with her (as soon as you do this, you will try to find another gf because you got used to relationship)

My advice for you is to find some solitude to think and distance yourself a bit from your gf. This will make your relationship more mystical and both of you might feel more interested in each other. Speaking from experience

Dog I have temptations to do this. Im single now so its easier to do the one night stand and not feel guilt, however u got to man up sooner or later. Know that one day shit will catch up with ya and you will loose the "love of ur life" forever. She wont stand by that, and think about it this way how will you feel if she's cheating behind your back?

>>18228940
>>18228947
Why is it so difficult for women to accept a man can both cheat and love his girlfriend?

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>>18228896
Pic related.

Go eat ice cream.

You will survive femanon.

>>18228919
>>18228896
Let the tears flow and say goodbye to him.

>>18228896
-Try not to become addicted to alcohol or other drugs.
-Try not to cry in public
-Try to think as little about it as possible

emojicode

http://www.emojicode.org/

learn javascript and python. also, java, if you have lots of patience and want a real challenge

btw, tech is not only about learning a specific programming language... you have to learn lots of other things. if you want to be a webdev, learn how HTTP works, learn HTML/CSS/JS

If you're gonna build a portfolio, then you'll probably need some basic webdev stuff.
If you haven't learned HTML and CSS, then learn that first. Afterwards, learn Javascript and a frontend framework like Vuejs.
Then you can build proper websites and your portfolio won't be shit.

Alternatively, I'd recommend Python as I doesn't focus so much on webdev, (It is also used for webdev, but you need to also include some javascript.)

After you've learned one of them and want to learn a static language, I'd recommend Java or C++.

>I feel this is because of masturbating.
lol

>>18228810

It's not? I see no other reason.

>>18228835
This happened a few weeks after I started jerking off, by the way.

I have the exact same problem! My cuts divide it in 3 same sized sections, and the middle one is a bit swollen. They don't hurt too much anymore but I'm scared my frenulum will remain deformed

I'm using a cream called advantam, don't know if it'll have the same name abroad, but it's corticosteroid and helps with healing. It helped a lot already but I'm buying my third cream today...

>>18228776
Go to your doc again.

Also
>yeast infection
Where did you put your dick into? Do you even do basic hygiene bro?

Yeah that's normal. Your doctor should've told you to not masturbate or have sex for at least 2 months. I know it sucks but look on the bright side you'll come like 2 litres of jizz when you do get to masturbate.

>>18228578
Are you retarded?

>>18228578
What?

>>18228578
fuck herplz

I feel like doing reckless shit like doing drugs or something just so I can feel something properly

>>18228572
Try sport. Run, swim until exhaustion, make sure you have balanced died.

>>18228592

I already go to the gym and I think I eat pretty good :/

Thanks anyway though.

>>18228569
Easy. Dumb the cheating attention whore and find another girl.

Oh and stop posting pepe memes.

Maybe she is thinking about leaving her boyfriend.

>>18228569
>be me
First mistake right there. Be someone else and you should do fine

>>18228494

Ask her! "Hey I'm coming along tomorrow. Any good things to do / places to eat you know of?"

>>18228502
Yep, do this. It's a hundred times than going there like an idiot

>>18228502
I asked her if she wants to go out with me and she replied :

"Anon this time in my city <3 i will take you from the busstop at 6pm"

>>18228440
GO TO YOUR COLLEGE CAREER CENTER
>GO TO YOUR COLLEGE CAREER CENTER
GO TO YOUR COLLEGE CAREER CENTER
>GO TO YOUR COLLEGE CAREER CENTER

Literally people who are paid to find you a job you fuck >>18228440

>>18228440
you might be in the wrong major my friend.
computer science isn't about computers or science.
it's essentially a math degree with like two programming classes.

>>18228440
Your work will mostly be CRUD shit roles
Frontend - build a website for CRUD shit
Android / iOS - build apps for CRUD shit
Backend - build the application server, which mostly handles requests from clients and does CRUD shit operations to a database

Non CRUD roles
Devops - automate the building, testing, deploying, monitoring of your CRUD applications by being actually a sysadmin who knows linux, docker, and some python
"Data Science" (warning needs math) - run your favorite machine learning algorithms over your user data to help the business milk more money

Enjoy the ride OP, and be easy on yourself. Also there are no 'right' paths. I ran into a guy I went to high school with recently, guy was really smart, but dropped out in year 12 because he got hooked playing wow, last I heard of him he was working in a supermarket & doing acid every weekend.

Turns out he ended up in quite a bit of debt, so to get out of it, he learnt about money, worked out that Trump was going to win the election, worked out the best way to exploit it, got a personal loan, maxed every credit card, shorted the peso during the US election with 250:1 leverage, made 800k in a single day.

Guy literally wasted his 20's, worked as a manager in retail for years, never went to uni, and made what I made in my 20's, in a day.

Point is here's a guy who I thought for sure, had lost it, who threw it all away over a fucking computer game, and he just flipped it, overnight. So even if you fuck up, you lose confidence, you waste years on the wrong path, you can always go down another path at any time.

>>18228234
Maybe they know that you are on the right path and want to encourage you?

Expectations don't come from nothing, perhaps they are very content with your progress and just want to tease you a bit to do even better!

>>18228234
NEWS FLASH Your older family members will ALWAYS think of you as a child and treat you that way. They're never going to change and you have to try to let it just wash off your back.

>>18228108
Relevant: http://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/18215676

>>18228121
But why do so many people on those forums never complain about it and are always happy with the results?

>>18228161
Don't know, I don't know much about it. Just know that there probably are real dangers to be wary of.