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I have an interview at NBC tomorrow for a summer internship.
Advice, please. How to impress the network?
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Go in there with a nice smile and a firm handshake and say "Fuck Drumpf!"
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piss on the interviewer to establish dominance
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Clean up, dress well, compose yourself. When you are asked a a question, take a few seconds to come up with an answer in your head and then reply. Act confident. When you are asked about your ability to do XYZ, try to give an example of a time you did XYZ, and what the outcome was. When asked to introduce yourself, try to come up with a clever 3 line blurb. You should apply your passion for the position you are applying to every time you as we a question. Good luck, I'm sure you will do well!
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What's worse, being in a relationship then losing the one you love, or being forever alone and always feeling tfw when no gf?
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Definitely losing what you loved.
>All these retarded virgins, sad because they've never had sex
>They don't even know the heartache of being haunted by the memory of perfect pussy
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The former. It's called first love, not "last" love for a reason. So even if it doesn't work with the first one there's always another one out there.
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forever alone tfw no gf
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Hey guys, I actually just posted my situation in another thread.
>>18234005
But the story is this:
>Lived together for 3 years, beginning of this year he told me he never loved me the way I loved him and he wants to pursue a serious relationship with this new roommate we had, who is the little sister of a previous roommate. A young sophomore in college who started living with us cause it's cheaper than the dorms. I can't understand for the life of me why he thinks this is the girl he can be serious about when she only just got out of her teen years 3 months ago. Still wants to be friends and live together. Says I'm like family I'm that important to him and he still feels so close to me, he doesn't know what he would do without me in his life and so on. Still gets hard when I hug him and everything. I...I just don't get it.
>I moved out officially two weeks ago. He texted me a few times to talk but I haven't heard a peep from him for about 5 days. I love him so much and still do, so even though I want him in my life I know I can't handle seeing him with the other girl, especially when I feel my trust got so betrayed by the two of them and my feelings so disrespected. Having to live in that environment, faking my okayness with everything, was complete emotional torture. I'm a depressed wreck living with my parents in a town with no friends.
Now I just realized his birthday is in a week. I don't know if I should still wish him a happy birthday or get him a gift. I want to and even had a fun gift in mind since before we broke up. However I'm trying to do what everyone keeps telling me is for the best and give up any contact with him, make him miss me, that whole thing. Would it be detrimental to myself if I did? I'm still trying not to love him so that being a friend wont hurt, but I also don't want him thinking that I'm okay with the position he put me in.
What should I do?
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Why on earth would you be his friend, that's retarded. You're the dumbest
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>>18234184
Are you fucking stupid? He dumped you for another girl and you want to wish him a happy birthday and get him a gift? Grow a damn spine girl he doesnt want you. You'll just end up making yourself seem like a pathetic loser
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We are still very much closely intertwined in the same social circles. Despite me moving out, unless I want to replace every one of my friends, I can't really escape him for too long. I feel like eventually, we are going to have to be okay with each other, whether I like it or not.
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This 18 year old girl and her mom came to the pharmacy I work at the other day and the mom picked up a script, 30 seconds later, the mom came back and told me her daughter wanted to know if she could have my number. she texted me the next day.
I thought this was going to go swimmingly, but making conversation with this girl is like pulling teeth and she already bailed when we were supposed to meet on saturday, at least she let me know the day before...
why is she doing this? She's been acting disinterested from the moment I replied to her first text. I wanted to tell her to fuck off, but I'm trying to be patient. I also have to give customer service to her mom...
i'm 23, is this just how 18 year olds are? I didn't really even start dating till i was 20
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Her mom could have pressures her into texting you, brah.
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>>18234177
a junky wants the pills brah
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>>18234181
I don't mean to be negative, but ^This.
I used to have a job at a plant nursery, women would come in with their daughters and say shit like, "Do you have a girlfriend, my daughter's single", much to the embarassment of their daughters.
Half the time they were reasonably attractive milfs, and I wanted to say, "Fuck your daughter, it's YOU I'm after".
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I like 2D and 3D scat porn 2017-04-18 02:06:51 Post No.18234155
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I like 2D and 3D scat porn
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Both for completely different reasons!
With 2D I self-insert as the one eating an anime girl's shit.
However 3D scat porn to me is about seeing women degraded. A girl getting paid money to literally eat shit is the ultimate lowest a whore can go.
I hate women and I know they're all literal whores, whether they're in a brothel, or whether they call it a "marriage" or "relationship". A girl eating shit for money is the result of feminism backfiring on women.
What can I do to help this /adv/?
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>help this
Do you mean encourage it or stop liking it? You have some major issues with women either way, but I can't tell if you are proud of that or ashamed.
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>>18234155
hey that's pretty weird. don't let anyone make you feel bad about it though.
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>>18234162
>don't feel bad for blatant hatred and bigotry
It's not even a fetish for op, he just hates women for whatever reason, probably something pathetic as evidenced by the anime.
hello /adv/, this is my first post and first visit to this place. I'm an /out/ist, I hike. Last year I was on military orders and one day from coming home I found out my wife was cheating on me. I don't know what to do. I feel like I hike now because im trying to run away from my problems. Like I hike not for the fun of it yet for the closure, like if I can get over physical miles and mountains I can get over my mental ones. It sucks, I don't want to lose a passion due to a lost lover. What do I do?
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Keep hiking bro. The time alone has allowed you to think about this bitch and if hiking makes you feel good seeing the sights and climbing obstacles others can't then keep doing it. Fuck it one day you might climb killamanjiro or Everest.
There was once a man who had climbed an incredibly tall legendary mountain. So tall that noone could conceive the achievement or its height. So he kept on climbing mountains said to be even taller so that he could make people realise his achievements and greatness. Eventually he stopped climbing, made the mountains his home and became a demon.
I suppose there was no point in that story i apologize haha.
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Ever thought about hiking in groups? There's clubs and events that like to host group hikes that I'm sure you would be interested. It can make hiking more mentally healthy.
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I hate my life, but I love to go /out/. I enjoy doing very difficult missions because I have to concentrate on the route, safety, weather etc and for that time I'm not thinking about how much I hate myself. if for some reason I am unable to go /out/ for a period of time, I slip into a deep dangerous depression.
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Mixed feelings about relationship with ex 2017-04-18 01:42:50 Post No.18234114
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Mixed feelings about relationship with ex
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Last year I had a very intense romance with this guy. It was short, he dumped me, etc.
Still, we kept on chatting and even flirting and stuff.
He moved onto another city and began fucking a woman. From what he told me, she's very manipulative, to the point whenever he chatted with me, she put up a fight because she would always look in his phone.
At one point during this period, he told me he was fed up with her (because, mind you, she's also an older woman with children and he didn't want to have problems), and dumped her. She made up that she immediately went and fucked another guy, only to hurt him. That's how bad of a person she is.
Still, they have been together for several months now. I eventually told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore because I felt like a burden in his life.
But the other day I began talking to him again. I know he wants to be friends with me again, and I want it too... however, I am afraid I will be the reason for them to quarrel again.
I don't know what to do.
Help?
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He should dump her and not care if the woman fucks other dudes. I mean she was fucked raw before he met her (aka kids).
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>>18234132
she didn't really fuck another guy, she just felt like making it up only to hurt him
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I'd tell him what you're telling us.
His girlfriend obviously doesn't like him talking to you, you want to be friends with him, but you don't want him getting into trouble over it.
If he's fine with it then fuck it, his choice.
Also he could be trying to figure out if you're interested in being more than friends, so he can jettison the crazy GF and monkeybranch to you.
It's lame - I've gone years being single and wouldn't fuck someone while looking for the replacement, but hey to each their own.
At least you'll know what his character and motives are before you start dating.
Good luck.
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Aite, so I'm a junior, and prom is on the horizon. I know a girl who'd say yes, but the question here is how I go about asking her.
Options included a good ol' sign, running a shell script to change her background real quick without her noticing(using bash, AScript, and curl, also rather unfeasible for obvious reasons), or just straight up asking her, no other props. Last option was recommended by my dad, but he come from a simpler time. Then again, my date may prefer a quieter approach.
What are guys/girls using to ask out their date, and how do recipients usually feel about props?
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>>18233987
Underage.
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I like the shell script idea. Can't you upload the image you want, tinyurl it and then memorize the command to change her wallpaper?
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>>18233988
I don't appear able to remove the post, I forgot that there was a age rule still on non-porn boards. Mods remove, but no ban please?
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Mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee... mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee...
mee mee mee mee mee...
mee mee mee mee mee mee mee...
mee mee mee mee...
mee mee...
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>>18233969
Because knowing is half the battle
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>mee mee mee mee...
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Should I give up junk food?
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Your answer's probably "No shit", right? The difficult part is that I have depression, and next to masturbating, eating is one of the only pleasures I've got left. When I cut back on it, I get very strong urges to eat some because life otherwise is very boring for me. I could easily overcome the urges if I had the motivation, but I'm not sure it's worth it right now. I don't want a gf, and being slightly slimmer isn't a big deal.
My question is: Is it true that eating healthy and exercise actually makes you feel good, and gives tangible pleasure? I've heard it described by one person as life being brighter and more pleasant, but I don't fully get it, and I'm not sure if it's really worth doing.
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Trying to give up sugar. Bought a massive jar of nutella today. It's hard work but will be worth it in the end.
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How do you know that?
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>>18233940
I don't.
A close friend of mine has done this, swears giving up junk food changed so much for her. A lot of people say the same thing. Look into Gut and Psychology Syndrome (GAPS) diet.
Good luck. I'm still trying to win this fight.
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as I picked up my brother from his garden internship program, we discussed how as a little kid he hated his baseball coach. First he said he'll kill him, then he said he'll force his dick in his wife. I scolded him about it, and we discussed it again a few days later. he still didn't care about what he said.
why is he like this?
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>>18233903
he's probably spending too much time on /b/ or he's sexually frustrated and hasn't learned about masturbation.
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>>18233912
also he could have been molested at some point and nobody knows.
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>>18233903
Your little brother sounds pretty violent.
What the fuck did this coach do?
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What do I do if I'm a failure?
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Heroin
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How fucked are you?
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Identify what causes you to fail. Then keep it in mind and continue to fail until you stop failing.
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>girlfriend and I break up
>dated for 4+ years
>lived together the whole time
>she tells me she doesn't love me the same way I love her
>we both move out, her to her parents, me to mine
>she says she would like to stay friends and that she still wants me in her life and that she wants to hang out as
What do I do? I'm too in love with her to just be friends. Is that selfish of me? However on the flip side, I want her in my life too. She's just a good person and a joy to be around.
I mean it's been 17 days since we left each other. I haven't contacted her and she hasn't contacted me.
And what if she does contact me just to chill? Do I go along with it and keep a good friend or should I just avoid it since it's not what I want out of the relationship and it's sending a bad message. The message being that I'm ok with her not being with me. I'll never be ok with it.
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If you're not comfortable being friends, don't do it. It's kind of selfish for her to want this, i think.
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>>18233815
It isn't selfish if you think you can't deal with it.
If you want her in your life, get over her first.
Explain to her what you told us, she'll get that.
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It isn't a divorce with kids, there isn't a reason to be on any sort of terms with one another. If you look at the situation logically, it makes little to no sense why anybody who is remotely romantic would keep in contact with their exes.
Take the no-bullshit approach, OP. Zero contact with your exes. It is the fastest track to getting over her and a key ingredient to keeping your life simple.
Chances are that she is just trying to save face anyway. People do this shit all the time: "yeah, I'm breaking up with you but I don't want to feel like I've let you down in any way, so I'm just gonna text you occasionally and you better respond so I can feel validated". Even worse is if a person ropes you back in for little flings then spits you back out after a week together. I've seen friends fall victim to this and it is honestly pathetic.
This isn't to say that if you saw her in public, you would just flat-out ignore her or something. You would be friendly. But the point is that you are not to text her, call her, respond to her texts or calls, or try to hang out with her again.
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Tell me I'm being ridiculous /adv/ 2017-04-17 11:49:35 Post No.18233814
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Tell me I'm being ridiculous /adv/
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So i texted a friend with a question....not an important one, but one that blocks me from doing further work on a collaborative, for fun project until he answers. It is essentially a simple yes or no question.
He has a smart watch so I'm sure he's seen it. It's only been 2 hours and i was thinking it's frustrating i can't continue working, but it's not unreasonable he hasn't responded yet....maybe he's tied up or busy. But i just now saw him posting on Facebook. Now I'm pretty irritated and kind of just want to tell him to count me out of the project.
On a scale of 1-10, how ridiculous am i being?
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8, this project is fun so maybe he is just chilling and will get around to your shit when he feels like it.
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If its urgent give him a call. Texts are for less priority stuff.
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>>18233894
Who calls people? Lol
I don't know, maybe I'm being silly. I was just hoping to finish my part tonight and I won't if he's not going to answer soon. Eh, fuck him.
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How do you get rid of someone without ignoring them or being rude? Is sending pictures of feces to them a good idea? Or sending pictures of birds making wacky faces, maybe?
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>>18233764
Create burner numbers with text apps and spam text them dicks. Everytime they text you make fun of their small dick/boobs/butt.
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>>18233764
>without being rude
>sending pictures of feces
You have an interesting way of seeing things, anon.
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>>18233764
Don't initiate contact with them fool. Just respond to what they say with yeah no I'm not sure. Spitting out the demons.