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Probation period extended 2017-04-16 05:10:49 Post No.18227425
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Probation period extended
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2017-04-16 05:10:49
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A bit of a shock at work this week as my boss sprung on me that she wants to extend my probation period for six weeks.
How do I cope with this stressful time and how do I not get fired?
Help.
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Probation?
What did you do?
You mean orientation?
The only thing negative about negative man is that he lets himself be saddened by facts he has no control over. It is but a moment, and it is meaningless in an objective sense. But subjectively it's your everything, and that's all that matters.
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>>18227467
No I mean probation. As in I'm under review for six weeks and could get fired. This is hell.
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>>18227480
ok well you gave us no details so
sage this shit
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Found out the girl I'm dating is the daughter of an ex-con 2017-04-16 05:09:00 Post No.18227421
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Found out the girl I'm dating is the daughter of an ex-con
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Hi /adv/
I read an article online that had my gf's dad listed as a criminal who did his time
Should I worry about my future?
Pic unrelated
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I reckon you should be worried if he is associated with organized crime or if he committed particularly violent offenses like assault, theft or rape. In contrast it would be much less alarming if it's white collar crimes like embezzlement or counterfeiting. You need more information on the subject because you can form an opinion.
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It was white-collar crime involving checks being sent to illegal workers (I think that counts as white-collar).
The only thing I saw from her so far is her incessant need to save and not spend money, which makes sense in this shitty economy.
I'm from a more relaxed background and money isn't a problem. Her dad isn't connected to any crime rings and has paid off his dues. I'm just concerned her personality and personal plans may carry or exhibit some of those concerning genes if you get my drift.
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>>18227421
whos da qt3.14
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I've been cheating my way through my web development class this semester.
How do I stop & get caught up so next year I can actually code? Just HTML, CSS & Java.
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>>18227413
oh, also I'm in college, not highschool
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w3schools
read everything and power through it
should take a couple days if you have the willpower
i have a web dev exam in 2 days, havent been to class in months. godspeed, anon
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>>18227444
godspeed to you as well anon!
luckily I don't have exams, only large assignments but I've been paying people on fiverr to do them lel
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I need to die
I tried the 'balloon time' info graph awhile ago and it has 20% oxygen. Essentially 4Chan fucked me over on that.
I know below 17% oxygen causes blackouts, I'm wondering if 3% is low enough? Would their 'balloon' gas be safe for me to use?
Waking up as a vegetable from brain damage would be my definition of hell.
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Don't 'commit suicide, please.
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>>18227395
It's funny how nobody you know cares about your well being, then when you want to kill yourself they say don't do it. Are you trying to make yourself feel better? I don't understand people like you.
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>>18227399
Op here, no need to be cynical
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In need of desperate help, please :(! 2017-04-16 04:26:41 Post No.18227344
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In need of desperate help, please :(!
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I am a highschooler and devout christian, and recently have found out the girl i like from school has not accepted Jesus into her heart and refuses to let me show her the light! She doesnt know i like her but i really want to tell her, but not while shes so far from the light :(. Can anyone help me get her to believe? (This is my first 4Chan post so forgive me for any mistakes i make to a usual format)
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>>18227344
This is probably b8 but do you think you can prove this picture wrong? I'm a Christian Baptist and just looking at this picture is giving me doubts.
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How do normal people eat? I can either binge or restrict, I don't know how to eat normally
Do I eat 3 meals a day? What's a good portion size? What if you're still starving after eating normal portions?
What if you're not hungry in the morning and don't want to eat breakfast?
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3 meals a day, around 500-700 calories a meal, depending on your gender and how tall you are and how active you are. You should probably it breakfast, but it won't kill you if you eat a later breakfast and then a late lunch and a late dinner.
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fuck dude
I don't even know
As a bulimic, I've been struggling with this same problem for ten years.
Recently I've tried to insert myself into an eating disorder clinic, but my health insurance company is full of idiots and now I don't have enough time off from grad school to fully commit to it.
All I can say is I know that feel and I hope you find the help you need.
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>>18227340
Good luck to you too
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>make plans with friend to see concert
>message them on their payday wondering what showing they wanted to see
>message seen
>days later, no response
>message them "hey"
>no response
Well fucking now what? I really wanted to go see these guys but I have no one to go with
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anon where do you live? if it's near cbus ohio i'll come with
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>>18227242
Your friends don't give two flying fucks about you
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>>18227244
It's in halifax
Tl;dr: think classmate was cheating, not sure if i should say something or not
so im a CS major, graduating in 3 weeks. at my school there are 3 notably extremely hard classes in our major. one of them is called "operating system concepts" and a lot of people struggle with it
anyway. our actual finals are this coming week, but this professor has a seperate "final" portion which takes place in our computer labs, and took place this past friday.
the actual class is split between a ~100 person lecture and a lab portion which can fill ~30 people MAX (only 30 computers) so there are multiple lab sections for this class with multiple TA's running them that rotate frequently depending on their own schedules.
so last friday we had this "final" in the lab, this final is worth 20% of our actual final - so its roughly 4% of our final grade.
i sat down in my usual spot, and a few seats away was someone i knew and i knew they werent in this class. i checked the roster on our blackboard afterwards to confirm. they completed the work and turned it in
I know this person wasnt in my class, my only explanation is that they were completing it for someone else. Should i say something about this? on one hand, i know the guy and hes cool. but i spent a lot of time preparing and i feel cheated that others get away with stuff like this.
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>>18227223
I wouldn't say anything. Maybe he cheated, so? He probably got a little money and the other guy isn't learning shit. It will not affect your GPA, career, well-being, happiness etc.
It might only get you into problems if he realizes you were the one who openes his mouth.
Just ignore it
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You should've reported this immediately while the evidence is still there. Regardless, karma will get back to the cheater eventually.
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Seems like an unnecessary fight. Don't bother reporting it
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This isn't exactly asking for advice, just wanted to ask a question to all of you. Have any of you ever treated your life as a romance anime? Yes I know this will sound fucking lame but I did this. I tried getting a girl with the things they did in anime, thought all highschool girls were all pure, get flustered easily, and found it cute when I get flustered or insert my anime blush marks. My goodness, I'm just thinking back to my highschool days, I was living a life of ignorance. That's why I never got a gf back then. Anybody also do this? I'm fine now, I woke up from that dream junior year when I found out my crush that I liked for 2 years sucks her bf's dick, and smokes weed. Yea I thought every girl was pure like in anime, pffft.
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>>18227218
Yes, I did something similar. I expected a romance to start start without having to even talk at first. Just locking eyes with a girl would be enough. I think many people on this board have or had this delusion. It's amazing that you have grown so much and can look back and cringe. Good job.
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>>18227218
That makes it more hot imo, on the outside a girl looks all pure and nice and cute, but then you slip a cock in her and she melts and becomes someone new. My biggest fetish is a girl who claims she doesnt like sex but still has it. The moans of those girls are pure and nothing turns me on more. My friend is asexual and has had a few boyfriends and just thinking of her having sex and moaning and sucking and whatever makes me go crazy
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Anime=cartoon=fantasy= NOT REAL LIFE
Jesus Christ, there's a reason these shows exist; to focus on false unrealistic scenarios in order to advance a story or for character development. Even if you find an innocent girl irl, they will have a side they don't show.
Only way to get a girl really is to treat them like your male friends, then advance in terms of spending alone 1on1 time with them and go on from there really.
Life is Life. It's absolute reality, and there is no source material or story based off it. It's all random and the only way you make sense is if you take control and try to write a story for yourself.
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Is it too expensive to visit a sexologist for an appointment? I'm planning an appointment only for dating related topics like how to prove i'm not homo even if i'm single for too long. I hate being alone and i'm in an age gap where dating is considered a midlife crisis. Can't believe people still believe in that myth.
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>>18227209
Why would a sexologist help you?
Yes they can be expensive, sounds like you maybe need a therapist instead?
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>>18227220
A sexologist is more experienced and can understand my personal dating problems and other things.
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Unless you actually want sex help, don't waste your money
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I need to back out of a FWB situation that I agreed to. We haven't done anything yet but awhile ago I got out of a relationship and then was hanging out with this guy I used to work with.
He's way older than me and didn't come across as a degenerate type person and even acted weird when one of my friends joked about me sleeping around. (I'm pretty degenerate so I was kind of put off by him seemingly being uptight)
Back when we used to work together he mentioned in a very subtle way that he found me attractive. Which is why I started hanging out with him as soon as I broke up with my ex. He kept telling me I needed to focus on my life as opposed to hanging out with him and then we just became friends and would text often because he wouldn't spend time with me other than texting.
Then out of the blue he tells me he's only ever been with escorts. I take pity on him and tell him that I was interested in a FWB thing as he was as well.
Here's the kicker. I'm not judgmental but I also told him up front that I don't have any kinks. Like I seriously don't aside from sleeping around but I don't think that counts as a kink?
So when I tell him that he busts out his "I want a girl to squirt on me" fantasy.
First of all.. I can't do that. I've never in my life, like I just don't cum that way.. second of all... that was his response to me saying I don't have any fucking kinks? why?
So what do I tell this guy now? I have a feeling he's gonna get pissy about it.
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>>18227207
Then don't do it?
What's your problem here, OP?
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>>18227214
I want to know what to tell him... I even asked that in the post...
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what a stupid fucking thread
you are insufferable OP, why would you type all of that out for such a simple question
>I don't wanna be fwb, what do I tell him
idk, that you don't want to be fwb anymore?
>b-bbut he's gonna get pissy
who gives a fuck, so what?
jesus christ you're so fucking dumb you know that? what a stupid fucking thread.
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I had a girlfriend and we broke up. We're both comic book artists and I was hoping to get published and make amends in the future because I genuinely like her as a person. However today she deleted me from all social media and I couldn't contact her even if I wanted. I can't handle this sense of complete loss.
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shes probably getting deep dicked by the guy she had on the back burner
not trying to rub salt in the wound, but this is what usually happens when you get involved with girls and you're not a complete chad
live and let live, learn and move on, time heals all, etc.
everything is gonna be alright
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>>18227199
I just... we had so much in common and none of my friends could fill that void. I don't care about sex, I want my goddamn friend back
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>>18227216
I know you do man. It sucks. I'm sorry that it happened to you like that, I know it doesn't help but I've also been in a similar situation.
There is no feel good ending to this story unfortunately.
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My situation right now is amazing. I've been in love with a girl for 6 months, interestingly, I was her boyfriend 2 months ago, she dumped me because "We should know each other a little better". Idk, at that time it sounded like bs, but I guess she was saying that genuinely.
After the break up, we kept talking and a month ago, we started dating.
In that month
>Hey, wtf are we doing? Are we going to be together again?
>I don't think I want a relationship like that right now. I don't think I need it
>But I really love you
>For now, I don't want a relationship like that
After that I wanted to give up, but she said "We should start from zero". I agreed.
4 days ago we kissed, actually, she kissed me.
Now, she said to me "I'm more in love with you than ever, you are really the best" and "Have you thought we could go back together?"
This is just weird, I think now she wants to be a couple again, but, she just keeps acting weird. Idk
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Gay
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>>18227172
lol
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>>18227172
you can't be older than 15
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>be me, grill mid 20's, slightly on the autist spectrum
>meet guy on tinder, he is well spoken etc etc good match
>i see him infrequently because I'm working on a big project at the moment
>been seeing him for over 2 months now
>he's overly emotional and sensitive sometimes but this is good for an autist like me
>We book a weekend away, and he was acting like a brat for the second part of the day
>He was on his phone constantly, and I saw a girls name. he's been brought up by women, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a family friend. he knows that I know his password because I saw him do the cross pattern.
>no guy is ever worth me looking through his phone. I have better shit to be paranoid about.
>do you think he's trying to make me insecure? aside from my robot personality I think I'm self-sufficient and a good catch. he's slightly on the normie side.
> do you think he'd get off on me asking him who he was texting?
>by the way, I insisted that he stopped his silent treatment on the car ride back, and he said he was annoyed that we didn't go hiking as planned.
>I was planning on dumping him (a few days to think about it). He made an effort to be extra nice and sweet before dropping me off. I don't want to feel like a dominant robot.
> do yo you recommend any questions before I fully commit? I'm doing my best not to jump ship, but more because of my personality type (i never have a boyfriend)
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pls pls pls I need to stop analysing this and get some outsider advice/perspective
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>>18227143
don't leave me hanging friends
bbbbbump
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>>18227159
I think if you have any doubts at all you should talk about them together.
If you can't talk nothing will work.
Be a grown up.
But honestly you don't sound invested at all.
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>tfw discover that a family member was a victim of the Holocaust
>tfw suddenly remember my grandmother talking to me about the Einsatzgruppen which burned their village and how they barely escaped
Is it normal to feel depressed because of this?
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>>18227081
Why, did you laugh at Jew jokes on this site?
Does gran-gran know?
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>is it normal to feel depressed when you learn that your family went through a horrible event
Naa mate. Must be something wrong with you.
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>>18227081
A bit melodramatic, in my opinion.