Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1708. page

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It's pretty cringey.

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>been NEET since I was 13
>kept against my will here by controlling parents because they're Muslim and I'm grill
>grills can't independent, must find husband
>would be at least, even if I'd feel stripped of all dignity, okay , if I weren't a raging dyke
>have to work for them, senpai business, no way out basically except taking drastic measures
>anhedonia, feel grateful for the days I can even feel like I want to kill self
>just want to live my life
>this desperate I'm going to ask random fucking degenerates for """advice""" or just maybe shit on this thread because that is so funny

I have some money, although very little. I don't even care what happens to me at this point, I just want some fucking change. Going to get people telling me to go kill myself but on the off chance that somebody could offer actual piece of advice

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Hey /adv/ I have a serious one for you.

Ever since I was a child I have loved animals, they have been great companions for a long time, and they have seen me through some terrible times in my life. But recently a trend that I hoped to God had been forgotten has resurfaced...zoosadism

Now the odd part is twofold
1. It's only ever with birds, I couldn't imagine doing it to other animals, only birds for some reason
2. It happens when I am sexually active

I killed my sister's bird when I was around 10 years old, before that I would mess with them in so many ways, be it separating them, seeing how they react when being picked up, etc. I was egged on by the massive sense of satisfaction when it was done, like sex but somehow even better, I felt bad when I found out that I killed my sister's bird but several months later I was at it again. I snapped to my senses for many years but I recently got a cockatiel, she being an old irritated type was not very friendly, and despite my best efforts, I feel it coming back, when she flies away I feel such an urge just to swat her out of the air as hard as I can, it takes me over sometimes, usually I can control it but...it's been difficult.

Like I said before It also only tends to happen when I am sexually active, so when I go on a nofap spree it deadens the feeling and I am back to my animal-loving self, but if I spend too much prolonged time sexually, I get the urge again.

Please I need some advice, i don't want to be a bad person, but I cannot resist how good it feels, why am I this way??

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There's this girl who keeps asking my bf to hang out when he's visiting me (girl and i live in the same city), and they aren't close friends.

She even called him when she was in his town and got pissy enough not to respond to his message when he missed it because he was sleeping.

I don't know much about this girl other than the fact that she used to party hard. But i already don't like her and I don't want to see her. However, my bf insists we hang out with her, because he feels like he owes it to her for some reason.

Am i allowed to tell him i prefer we only spent an hour max with this girl before bailing?

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How do I start a romantic relationship with a girl that has been a close friend of mine for a long time?

I want to be straightforward and opportunistic without being so forceful that I destroy our friendship.
I'm just not sure how.

If you have any other ideas let me know, anons.

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im 26 years old and i need 264 dollers for a new shotgun grip but i have no job, girlfriedn, and no money. i think women are intimated by my muscles and my guitar playing skills. i also have aspergers and tirhctillomania. need help

my homeboy scotty also has no money and he is going to be dad help

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My group of friends and I have recently decided to outcast another friend because he tried to fuck one of the member's girlfriend. He has been trying to start trouble and antagonize us for the past 2 1/2 months now and it's getting annoying. I want to fuck with him now because he is such an asshole and has almost drove one of my friends to suicide.

I was thinking about posting his personal cell to /b/ and letting them deal with it but my conscience is telling me not to do it. I don't want to fuck his life up, I just want to fuck with him.

Please help

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Hey guys, I lost my GF to another guy about 7 months ago but I still can't move on and get over it because I have no idea how it happened since it happened so fast without me noticing.

It is a long story that I don't mind sharing but only if you guys don't mind reading it.

If you not can you tell me what to do? She was my first serious GF and I am destroyed and I don't know what to do anymore.

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>Can't stop contorting and twisting my own brain into something it's not
>Might have an IQ of 130, but likely don't
>Pretend I do anyway
>Can't stop seeing my own isolation as a side-effect of my superior intelligence
>Atheist from 13
>INFP personality (high correlation with IQ on MBTI)
>Landed in gifted classes as a boy
>Using all of this shit to further my own arrogance
>Twisting my life into something it's not, and can't stop myself because I'm so alone
>Never felt intelligent when I was in Highschool, but now, because it's all I have, I'm suddenly Einstein
>Have no one around to destroy my thoughts, and 4chan only serves to feed my ego

Is anyone else going through the same thing?
What's a good way to drag myself back to reality? Every time I go outside, I can't help but affirm that I'm an intelligent man when I see the behavior of others even though I stare at a 2-D representation of a human being.

I can't stop feeling like a master of reality even though I'm a 20 year old NEET loser with no driver's license. My father "suffered" from the same unwarranted self-importance and arrogance. I just feel like everyone's dumb but me.

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Ok so I'm a relatively new host at this restaurant and theres a server/bartender that seems to have taken an interest in me. In the past week we exchange lingering glances with smiles, she says "hey [name] how are you doing today".

Now typing it out makes it seem like this is just general friendly stuff, but theres something that makes me feel something a bit more. Any input? I can hit up my good female friend who got me the job because they are actually roommates I just found out from some light fb stalking. The girl in question is currently single as well

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What does it mean to be a man, /adv/? A good man. I'm trying to learn.

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I have terrible digestion. At least 2-3 days a week, I feel like walking filth. Usually, my ass will feel itchy or uncomfortable, like I need to wipe it. Otherwise, my stomach feels bulky and gross as if I've had too much to eat, when I generally haven't. Also, I get flatulence that smells awful.

My diet isn't even that bad. My BMI is a stable 26, and despite the fact that I eat candy often, I balance it out with fruit and vegetables. What is the likely cause of this, and how can I cure it immediately?

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Before you say it, yes OP is a fag. I'm only 14 and my friends give terrible advice so

I met up with this girl who was pretty cool at this dance tonight. Her friends were getting all the attention because she's kind of fat but I thought she was cool. We talked and next thing I know she was grinding on me and everything and she was really pretty and we kissed and all that. But, now that I'm out of the moment and everything I really don't like her. I made the mistake of giving her my snapchat and number and now I want to break up with her but she's too soft and I don't want to feel bad. I want to gradually stop talking to her and eventually block her and remove her number but I don't think that's the best idea. Any other ideas or advice?

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Its already difficult to bring myself to work on the things I like, but when it comes to university I keep going downhill. I hate everything about it, my major, the people, the exams, the homework. By this I mean that not only there's a lack of discipline / laziness component but that I am also disgusted by the entire thing that is my major.

I would usually expect you to say that I either need to drop out so other (brighter) students can take my place or change my major to something I like or that its easier. Both solutions involve either dropping (and finding something else to do / getting a job) or leaving it for something else.

But there's a problem.

cont.

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My bf and i no longer have sex. He still tell me he loves me and we have a house together, but he doesn't tell me i'm cute or give me kisses anymore. If i try and come onto him or even try to kiss him, he leaves the room entirely or pushes me away and tells me to stop being needy. Wtf? I don't get it? We're both 25 and healthy!