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How long do you have to drink alcohol for withdrawal symptoms to come in? I've been drinking practically everyday for the last week straight. And I just stopped about 14 hours ago. Now I feel nauseous and tired and anxious. Is this something else or am I going through withdrawal? Sure I've been drinking coffe but I've never felt like this. Should I drink more alcohol to make sure it's the culprit?
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also i haven't ate in 12 hours but im not really hungry for food. am i dying?
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>>18452999
isn't this called a hangover? it seems mild though
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Nausea, fatigue and anxiety are the 3 main components of my hangovers nowadays.

So yeah I'd say its the culprit

What can I do with:
6mo exp in IT help desk job (call center, pc troubleshooting mostly with OS/software, ticketing)
Lots of experience in customer service
A+ cert
Network+ cert
Willingness to relocate
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>>18452975
Get another shitty helpdesk job
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>>18453282
OK then what
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>>18452975
you don't like your current job?

why not just get a new helpdesk job? it doesn't seem like it's the hardest thing in the world; is it?

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My girl's ten days late for her period. She's failed two pregnancy tests so far but I'm still freaked that she's pregnant

What do?
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>>18452974
She's not
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She's pregnant

Enjoy paying for it with countless sleepless nights, scrub
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>>18452978
Lol great advice

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Men:

How long would you wait to have sex with a virgin GF? Your personalities are very compatible and she's already decided she wants to lose her virginity to you, but she just needs some time to get more comfortable. You've already talked about what you like and don't like, your libido, etc. and exchanged nudes and you like what you see.

How long would you wait for her to be ready?
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Guys; does it feel good to spray water on the tip of your dick, like in the shower? It feels fucking amazing on my clit
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>>18453029
As long as she wants, I'm a virgin and would want to wait a bit too.

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How does one do cunnilingus?
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>>18452970
Lick and suck and nibble, usually especially the clit.
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I know I'm probably alone in this but I've always hated performing this on a woman.
Its a mixture of the taste/smell it leaves on my face afterwards. Triggers the gag reflex every time
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>>18452970

Lick her bits real good like.

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Any experienced vets here?

I need advice on my hamster, she is about 2,4~ years old and she's grew a tumor sadly. I've brought her to the vet and they told me they could put her under surgery and remove the tumor. But that it would come at great risk since 2+years is quite old for an hamster. I've talked about it with my mom, she'd rather let her live her last few months/weeks/days in peace instead of letting her die during surgery. I've had calls back and forth with the vet numerous times, she told me that the one doing the operation is experienced but that she won't be able to do anything if the doesn't wake up after or if he loses too much blood. My little hamster is quite the fighter, still hopping around and climbing everything even with a tumor in her small chest thats growing up to her throat and leg. Its also getting bigger day by day, the tumor that is. I've been standing at this fork in the road for a long time now. Do I let her die by surgery or have her live the rest of her days with a growing tumor and on meds. Either way I'll have to make up my mind by thursday.
Looking for serious advice on what to do here.
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>>18452944
Worked at a feed store with live mice for snake owners. Tumors were pretty common with older, bigger rats. But like you said, most of them just didn't even care they had tumors and would still be just as energetic, but yes their tumors would get very big, very quickly.

Doing surgery on something so small, I don't see your chances of the hamster living through it to be very high. The chance of pneumonia would skyrocket, which is the leading cause of most of the deaths that I witnessed there at the feed store. (coughing mice, lethargic, blue skin around mouth).

I would say to let it be, and enjoy the time you do have with her. I'm no vet, but even small complications of wounds on small animals are hard to treat effectively, let alone an incision or stitches made by a vet.
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Poor hamtaro
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>>18452944
Put her to sleep.
Give her a great goodbye party with fruits and stuff hamsters like and then take her to a vet to sleep her.

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I met this girl on tinder awhile ago, we broke it off recently and I keep blaming myself for it...
>we hit it off really well
>a lot of things in common, not just interests but overall view of life, we're both introverted and awkward
>the first 2 weeks were great, super happy, talk every day, get along
>1st date went excellent, she said she'll be super awkward and shy but I made her feel comfortable and we both had fun
>talk for longer since then
>I start asking some questions
>she says she needs to know me better before answering
>I try get to know her
>she doesn't open up but asks me to open up
>doesn't answer questions I answered
>feels distant and leaves me hanging a lot
>first she tells me she's ok with a relationship, then she says she just wants to have fun and doesn't look for a relationship
>it was a long distance relationship
>her insecurities triggered my insecurities
>I was aware of hers, not sure if she was aware of mine, I never left her hanging, she did a lot and it made me feel unhappy
>eventually I asked one too many questions and she decided to break it off
>she was nice about it, I think because she knew she was part of the problem too
>we split up
>I feel like shit, very lonely even though we mostly spoken online
>every time she comes to mind I blame myself for being insecure and breaking what we had going on
>she felt so perfect
>she was also the first girl I ever had the balls to ask out
>I can't stop blaming myself and feel like I ruined the best relationship I ever have or will have
>she mentioned she wanted to move abroad after college (next year) and since she was so awkward and took forever to get to know me, I think I wouldn't even know her enough before she'd move out so I try to use that as a reason why it wouldn't work out anyway so its better we ended it now
>makes me feel better initially but then always comes back and makes me feel bad we ended up breaking this up
will I ever get over her/be ready for another relationship?
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You were too clingy man. You should get over it and learn from your mistakes - Don't get too clingy so fast.
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>>18452936
I know I was, but I realized that when it was too late...I just feel like I won't meet a girl like her again for some reason, I fucked up big time and I can't get over it, like no girl will ever come close
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>>18452950

Don't worry man. You will find another girl. There is no such thing as "THE ONE", there are many "THE ONE"s.
Meet more girls (And this time, not via tinder if possible). Via work, friends, a club, etc etc.

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What kinda sorcery prevents people from leaving their bad situation and make a go at it, whatever it is.

Are you currently on the right path and if so how did you do it?

What gave you the impetus to say fuck it and live life on your own terms, win or lose, you're doing your thing.
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Because dreams are often not based in reality.
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>>18452911
"Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive."
~Andy Grove

Sometimes people become comfortable with their bad situation and that ends up being what they like. Kind of like Stockholm syndrome but for shitty life situations.
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>>18452911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoclWQrhxhw

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Hey advice. Tomorrow I'm going to be meeting with a polyamorous couple for coffee. I'm not trying to get into the relationship, just to likely be a play partner for the both of them. we've exchanged pictures and numerous flirty texts, and it appears as though we will all have good chemistry. Group sex may follow.
However, this is a first meeting, and so I want to be my normal charming self, but I also want to figure out how to flirt. I know how to flirt with single people, but I've never done it with a couple. does anybody have any experience with this?
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Bump
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>>18452910
So far they've liked you for who you are, so stay true to yourself.

Don't go overboard and try to improve yourself in a short time. This usually ends up with an opposite result.

I would advise you to close this thread and just go... see where it goes. As far as I can tell they've already decided that you would be a suitable add on.
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>>18452910
Frankness and openness are part of the meet-up. After basic pleasantries you can ask things like "How did you get into swinging?" and "What can I offer you to make this a good experience?"

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can a pens with a slight curve to the left still penetrate in missionary or doggy? any position at all? what about downwards or upwards dicks?

sorry I'm an 18 year old virgin who's scheduled to have sex with my girlfriend in 5 minutes and I'm nervous as fuck. she's a few blocks away
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>>18452871
I'm sure it'll be fine if it's not ridiculously out of shape.

Just relax. Losing your virginity is pretty much meant to be awkward. For me it was awkward but still fun, because, you know, sex.

Have fun and godspeed, anon.
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Godspeed anon. And a SLIGHT curve shouldn't be a problem in any pose.
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>>18452871
You're a real human being, and a real hero. Godspeed.

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Im 18 I go to school, I still live with my parents. I can't stand they do to me shit like cutting off internet for the whole vacation in order to punnish me for commming home drunk.

After whole night of cleaning after i puked in my room, they woke me up at like 9 o clock, I ate one apple and was ordered to carry bricks, i puked again and had to carry the bricks again until it's done It was supposed to show me there is no mercy and no exception for me for being drunk and cuz i did bad and its my fault and they are doing it cuz i havent learned and I have to learn. They literally said it. My bad i made a mess on the way to the bathroom when i was cleaning at night. But i'd reather like to clean this up than carry bricks until i puke again.

They were saying to me they couldn't sleep because of me, im irresponsible, Im stupid, Im a hobo and everyone i know is laughing at me behind my back.

I can't stand it i want to move out but I don't think it's an option cuz i gotta finish school/or something...

I m doing very good at school and have no alcohol/drug addiction problems. it was first time i ever felt bad after drinking alcohol cuz i drank really much. What can i do except to bide and go to work for vacation if i can?
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>I m doing very good at school and have no alcohol/drug addiction problems

What third world country are you from?
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>>18452869
Um.... poland. School is really shitty here.
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>>18452864
Uh, do you have some kind of Christ/Islamfag parents?

Anyhow, yea, realistically you're fucked until you can move out.

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I have been on two dates with a woman and I like her so far but issue is... my friends. One of my friends is a well known womanizer and joke cracker. He will surely rag on me the second he finds out I am dating this girl.

I remember our mutual friend Logan got turned into a laughing stock for six months because he was dating this chubby Asian girl with broken English. The jokes were non-stop. "Hey bro did you get your chicken noodle soup with extra FAT to cure that yellow fever?"

The shit was relentless. I don't want that to happen to me. I don't want to be in the spotlight like that. The girl I am dating is a heavier girl but she isn't fat. She is also Puerto Rican which is nice.

Ultimately though, I am sure they will find something to laugh at me about.

What sucks even more is I can't even properly defend myself from the jokes! If you get serious then you get called a uptight faggot who can't take jokes. Say nothing and you are a pussy. FUCK!

What sucks most is I can't even tell jokes back. The guy that makes the most jokes is dating this hot woman from Columbia. She is fucking smoking. Literally can't say anything bad or joke because everyone knows she's stupid hot.

Fuck. What would you do? I live with these dudes as room mates so pretty much everyone knows who everyone is dating.
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>>18452800
Sounds like you need better friends.
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Situations like this mostly arises because you have let the impression that people can rag you and get away with it. Problem is the more present you are with people like room mates the more leverage they have on you. Only way to pull out of these situations is to reduce interaction and create power through absence. The more they haven't interacted you often the more they might not have a crack at you. This is how I managed to reduce many jokes. Also be more positive and confident about the decisions you have made. You have to show more value to it and not let people attack you on any leverage points as such
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>>18452800
curb stomp the mother fucker and ask if he can take a joke.

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What's the chance of HIV from a prostitute while wearing a condom? It slipped off partially though. It's 24 hours later and I feel weird. I think it's just paranoia though.

Captcha: Hooker Road
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>>18452796
Risk per 10,000 Exposures: 4
that's 4/10,000 for insertive vaginal intercourse. and that's only if she actually has HIV. You wouldn't feel anything 24 hours later though.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html

If you're really concerned I highly recommend going to your doctor and talking to them about it. These days if you get on the medicine within a month or two you'll be able to pretty much cure yourself of the disease.
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>>18452805
I'm going to the doctor but she told me she got tested within the last month and was clean. Am I just paranoid?
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>>18452815
There's quite a few more risks than just HIV. It's always better to be safe than sorry with this stuff though so it's good to hear you're going to the doctor.

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Has anyone got experience with dating 2 girls at the same time?
One which gives you love and you give her love and the other which you just have sex with on the side?
I get along with the first girl well enough and she's eccentric and kinda neurotic like me but seems almost a bit too eager to get to know me.Most importantly: I don't really feel any sexual attraction towards her though but I feel like I need to be loved and we get along well. I have the feeling we'd be good for each other.

The latter has trouble loving herself and naturally doesn't want a relationship with me but seems fine with just sex. She rejects my advances to get closer to her but physically she's just extremely beautiful.
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Not sure what kind of advice you expect dude. Naturally you are being an asshole to both, especially the first one. It all depends on how much you don't give a fuck about the first girl. You could easily keep fucking the other girl without the first one ever finding out so, yeah
Not sure what kind of advice you expect
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>>18452762
well the first girl and I haven't even officially dated yet. But I'm pretty sure she's into me and wants a relationship. I'm just not physically attracted to her- what do I do?
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>>18452754
TL;DR
Can you date someone you're not attracted to?

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My girlfriend hasn't wanted to do anything sexual at all for the past month. "Of course I still desire you, I just don't want to do anything right now"

We've been fighting over past stuff, her cheating in the past, and I've apparently verbally abused her when she denies that what she did is cheating, but it plainly is. So she apparently now has no more desire to do anything sexual with me

Is she cheating on me? This happened to anyone? Will she ever come around again? I'm starting to doubt it
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>>18452751
Why are you still in a relationship with her when she cheated on you and you're clearly unhappy?
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>>18452756
Because she has convinced me it's my fault she cheated and that what she did isn't cheating when it is. She didn't have sex with anyone but she did other things, supposedly only "to piss me off" because I somehow deserved it
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>>18452751

>her cheating in the past

Why are you still with her? Moron.

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